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>Had a dream that my balls just came off in my sleep 2017-08-16 12:32:05 Post No.39095579
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>Had a dream that my balls just came off in my sleep
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2017-08-16 12:32:05
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What in the absolute fuck did this mean?
In the dream:
>In bed exactly like Real Life
>Fall asleep
>Wake up & feel something in my pyjama leg
>Realise it's my detached balls, just sitting there like it's completely natural, two nodes on the top where it would have connected with my gooch
>Panic & look up ways to reattach balls
>Don't want to go to the doctors because this would mean everyone would know my balls just fell off
>Panic
>Hope it's just a dream
>Wake up
>Feel the bulge in my pants
>Never been happier
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It's premonition
You're going to get married
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>>39095579
>>39095935
>tfw had a similar dream
Lol I'm not gonna get married
If anything this dream is the dreamworld's method of torturing me for neutering my Cat
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>>39095579
Have you been having a lot of sex?
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Are we living proof of what the joker said?
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HEHE! Im crazy daddy! HEHEHE I'm daddies little monster.
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>>39095355
>Batman
Grow up, faggot. This is why you're still a virgin
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>>39095696
I'm not a virgin though
I found a stupid bitch to manipulate into sex
kakyoinsunglasses (ID: !zBOJlYwduc)
2017-08-16 12:15:21 Post No.39095264
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kakyoinsunglasses (ID: !zBOJlYwduc)
2017-08-16 12:15:21
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day136
how was your day robots?
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>>39095264
hey I havent saw you in a while. I have been posting a picture of zelda everyday for 4 days now.
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>>39096260
yeah I have seen your threads they are pretty cool
I have been posting everyday but no one has replied in a while
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>>39096369
My day 3 thread (yesterday) I am pretty sure people were talking about where you were.
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What's for dinner robots 08/15
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Not that garbage I'll tell you that faggot
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>>39095221
that looks bretty good OP
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soup soup nam tingz mr lingz origninigni
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>In class
"Okay everyone find a group of 4!"
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>>39094979
"I'll be picking the groups."
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>>39094979
>In class
>get picked to read aloud
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>>39095020
It's easy to dodge that,just don't make any eye contact with the teacher and he isn't gonna choose you
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ITT We post waifu feels.
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I don't know what to say, just wanted to post this cutie
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>>39094739
She is very cute anon very cute.
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>tfw no Misaki to cure you from being a hikki
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I'm 24 and my 22 year old sister is getting married and I haven't even had sex yet and probably never will. What should I include in my suicide note?
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>Here lies anonymous, he never scored
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Write a 10 page tirade about your sister being a roastie
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>>39094748
Nah, I don't hate her. I hate me, but given where we are that goes without saying.
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Somebody explain to me why stacies have these kind of photos posted on their instagram. What did she mean by this?
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>>39094556
They're in denial about how greedy and self-centered they really are, so they pretend they aren't.
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>>39094586
I find it funny when some of them fill half of their instagram with this shit when I just want to fap.
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Its basic "I'm not like the other girls" crap except now the roastie needs to belittle her younger competition for dicks so she trys to make herself seem like less of a resource drag.
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Tfw your favourite show goes to shit
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>>39094529
i laik it pls fuck me in the ass
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>>39094529
I thought idea of super heros fighting an actually smart villain was pretty funny
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oh please get a fucking life. the show is what it has always been. it's never been great to begin with so for it to be your favourite show just goes to show how shit your taste is to begin with.
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>tfw in love with a girl who lives in another country
>i'm a 4/10 KHV
>she's a stunning 10/10
>shy
>virgin
>acts autistic when it comes to me (treats me like a fucking deity and does everything to please me, constantly worried if I don't like something (low self confidence probably))
>just taught her what a clit is and how to masturbate properly (say just shit I saw in porn)
>she thinks I'm some kind of sex expert now >constantly wants to sext with me
how the fuck did this happen?
inb4 cuck
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She is totally underage if you had to teach her about masturbation.
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>>39094242
she's not underage, she's 19
she's just really sheltered and acts like a child (which is a turn on for me, the sick fuck that I am)
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>>39094171
Let me guess op, you have never saw this girl in person have you?
Anonymous
Have you ever considered joining a monastery? 2017-08-15 11:08:14 Post No.39094088
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Have you ever considered joining a monastery?
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2017-08-15 11:08:14
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>lvl23
>social skills nonexistent
>never even held hands with another person (mum when you were a kid not counting)
>was fine with being all alone, but all the "why don't you have 10 white babies yet" threads on /pol/ made me realise I want children and a family
>religious
>to make it all harder decide that the default faith in my country (Catholic) is not the valid one and I should become Orthodox instead
>haven't truly converted because too autistic to go to an unfamiliar church
The religion angle gives me a third option, aside from having a husband and a herd of children (not likely) or becoming a strong independent womyn with 40 cats and crippling depression (in progress) I could become a nun. Orthodox monastic traditions are absolutely glorious, but I think to join a monastery one should have a "calling" of some sort, not just be sad and lonely. Or maybe I'm wrong and it is enough. Have you ever thought about it? Becoming a nun or a monk seems like the ultimate solution for a robot. Of course there is no 2d fetish porn in a monastery, but that's all the better for your mental health.
Atheists, pagans, fedorafags and othes HURRRR DEAD JEW ON A STICK types need not apply.
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do you really think a nunnery would have you?
come on, you aren't a spiritual person. you can't hack it as a mate or as a sister, just buy the cays already.
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>>39094088
>I'm protestant
>I'd have to stop masturbating
>I'd feel worthless in a monastery
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>>39094256
Depends. Are you Orthodox?
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What a time to be alive
Well robots? Does she have a point?
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I want to shove all that virtue signalling up her ass. You're not fooling anyone, roastie.
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Damn, those dickings from Chris really knocked some sense into her.
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>>39094037
>some larping nazis are the same as isis
She's a retard.
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>Live in the 70's,80's,90's
>It's "hip" to be a unique individual
>Be in 2008 onwards
>You have to be like everyone else or mocked mercilessly
What caused this?
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>>39094015
Ever hear of Huey Lewis and the News? I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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>>39094015
the jews. The jews are behind everything.
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>>39094015
It was never "hip" to be unique. It's just that a few lucky weird or smart people sparked trends. All the others were laughed at and ridiculed just like today or any time
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Are you 678? The bare minimum women expected
6 foot
7 inches
8/10 face
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>tell girls im 6 foot with 7 inches
>am actually 7 inches tall with a 6 foot dong
Gets em every time
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>>39093720
6'1
8 inches
My face is... a bit androgynous, i've been told i could be a model.
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>>39093720
He's really pretty.
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This happened. What do?
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It sounds kind of sarcastic anon idk
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>>39093595
rejoice that you are a chad and fuck off out of here
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>>39093595
If this happened and it isn't just another one of THOSE threads (which it probably is, all things considered), stop talking to her.