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Most humiliating moments? This happened to me just two days ago
>be me, 24
>kicked out by parents after years of NEETdom and refusing to get job/education
>essentially on my ass, homeless
>i figure since I have no work experience i can't get a job
>one of the things I do have despite being homeless is a kunai from naruto weapons collection
>wait till 3 AM
>go in front of gas park, spot two Chadbros
>grab kunai and jump in front of them
>"l-listen, i want your wallet and your phone, i don't want to hurt anyone, just give me what you have"
>they laugh at me
>one smashes my head against a nearby lamppost before I can react
>they proceed to beat the shit out of me for 2-3 minutes before laughing and walking away
>they take my kunai
>i have a really bad concussion and a black eye
How the fuck do people even commit crime
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You sound like a combination of every trait i hate in people. Kys
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How the fuck do you even have a computer and internet?
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>>34853460
i am at a library
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*walk slowly towards you*
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WARNING WARNING
LOOK DOWN AT THE GROUND LOOK DOWN ON THE GROUND
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*walks away quickly*
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*pick up sticks off the floor so it looks like I'm busy*
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>Mom: "Anon I think you're autistic. As a matter of fact I'm almost positive you are"
>Me: ok, that's nice that you have that opinion.I disagree but whatever. just don't go spreading that shit around.
>Her: oh don't worry i won't *teehee*, that's our business not anyone else's
ffw 3 months
>she's told every family member
>every "church group"
>anybody with a functioning set of ears
Why do they love to lie? Why do they love to talk shit and then act innocent when you call them out? She straight up said she wouldn't, and then went around doing the opposite of what she said, that's called LYING.
I even said what a breech of trust it was and how shitty it was of her, and she straight up started tearing up and playing the victim saying how much it hurt to hear me say that.
Bitch, I don't go around mouthing off to all our family members about your issues.
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>trusting females
>females
>in charge of not having the loyalty of a cat
this is why you never tell things to women. this is why society tells boys it's not okay to cry or show emotion.
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>>34853306
How does a person even say something like that to their son? What prompted that? You're telling me that she just said, "Son, I think you're autistic." out of the blue?
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she probably saw that you post here. LOL
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>lol just lift weights bro, it will solve all your problems
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>>34853292
>Just shitpost bro, it'll make you feel better for 5 seconds
Here's the meaning behind 99% of this boards content.
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Unironically considering buying myself a barbell and some weights. How much can you achieve at home with just a barbell?
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>>34853292
Lifting is boring as hell so I just play racquetball with a friend and go for the occasional run outside in the evening. Of course I won't "make gains" but it's exercise that doesn't make me want to die.
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What's up losers?
I will spend this beautiful day with my wife
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>>34853254
waifu thread time?fuckoffrobobitch
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>>34853254
That's a cute Crab.
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Me too robot
Same as I always spend Valentine's day
Why do some people think that browsing 4chan is detrimental to their time? Normies waste time too by scrolling endlessly on Facebook and Snapchat and bingeing on Netflix.
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I'd argue this site increases my english vocabulary as a non-native speaker every day, I'm actually L E A R N I N G while shitposting.
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>>34853169
Most people are stupid. They tell you that you're wasting your time on 4chan because most people don't use 4chan. They're doing what they always do, fitting in.
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>>34853169
It is a waste of time but it can also warp your views of the world if you spend too much time here.
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>no sickly-pale and busty Jewish gf to whine about her stupid problems and complain to me in her whiny nasal voice
I know there are some of the chosen among us, come share your problems with me.
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>>34853119
>half Jew through my dad
>Jews will never accept me as one of them
just lehizdayen my shit up senpai
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>>34853261
Are you even a real Jew if you won't lie to fuck Jewish qts? I've lied about it and I'm fucking Asian. They'll believe anything if you're clever enough, they just want the feeling of fucking another Jew.
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>>34853261
do I have this wrong - aren't you only a jew if your mum's one? meaning your father being jewish doesn't make you a jew?
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Soles can be captivatingly beautiful.
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>>34853080
Ummm... ew?
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>>34853080
Foot fetish is worst fetish.
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>>34853091
>>34853095
You don't appreciate the beauty?
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Ever think about becoming a stand-up comedian? Ever give it a shot?
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>>34853032
Tosh is funnier than all those hacks
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Im not funny.
organo.
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>>34853074
that's a funny way to spell Seinfeld
Do you think evolution would ever produce a better looking animal?
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>>34853011
>ywn be fucked by a tiger
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>>34853028
yiff in hell you piece of shit
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Do anime girls count?
How do I become Chad? Any books/movies you can recommend in order to help me out?
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>Get swole
>Learn to socialize
Really the main two things.
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Mainly Chad parents and great upbringing.
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>>34852981
My dad was a total chad
But my mom is a totally spaced out wingbat
Guess who I take after
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>graduated college
>got a great paying job
>moved out of my parents house into a big city far away
>have everything I could possibly want (except gf obviously)
Where do I go from here?
Do I just hound on women until I finally get a gf who will grow to hate me?
Is this where my depression starts?
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>>34852933
pretty much. If you are not already depressed, you probably won't start.i was in the same situation 12 years ago. Still no gf; still not depressed.
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>>34852933
become a sugar daddy?
i dunno but i suppose you could start abusing substances like booze, adderall or opiates to help with the depression
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>>34853084
Though, i should add that before i graduated college and started making bank, i had an 8/10 qt gf. Everyone, including women, thinks I'm drowning in pussy.
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>Mom comes to room door
>"Happy Valentine's Day from Mommy and Daddy".
>slides steam card under door
Please end my pathetic existence.
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>>34852911
>slides steam card under door
oh god
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>>34852911
>gets a free steam card
>complains
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Fuck I would love that, I have to deal with the sounds of my parents Fucking tonight
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What causes a guy wanting to become a girl I want to school with this guy and he came across normal if not slightly a bit gay but I never expected this.
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It's almost as if your surface level interactions with this person weren't enough to get a good glimpse into their mind.
>Wow as if anon killed himself he seemed fine
Shit like that
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part of it is likely genetic aka some hormonal imbalance while in the womb fucked their brain up
but another part of it is obviously cultural. women live life on easy mode, they have more options in life and can attain all of them much easier. standards for women are much lower than men and it's easier for them to coast through life.
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They're faggots and/or want to play life on easy mode.
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who /too intelligent/ for a gf here 2017-02-14 01:31:31 Post No.34852847
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who /too intelligent/ for a gf here
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I'm not a fucking genius, but why is it that 90% of people on earth are such retards
>especially women
>muh college education in meme degree from meme college
>I'm smart, I love books like Harry Potter XD reading is lyfe
>No actual interests besides pretending to be interested in shit because "I'm unique"
occasionally I meet a girl who is actually interesting and somewhat fun to talk with but they always have a fucking boyfriend who is a Chad with rich parents
I'd rather be alone than with some normie sloot who takes "artistic" Instagram photos 24/7
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>>34852847
>/too intelligent/ for a gf
Don't fool yourself. You are just too dumb to get one.
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>>34852847
What makes you unique then friendo?
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>>34852847
>I'd rather be alone than with some normie sloot who takes "artistic" Instagram photos 24/7
Not like you could get one anyways