>be me
>31 Living the good life, steady flow of GBP and tendies
>Then my bitch mom finds a chad
>Chad dad tells me that I need more motivation and discipline
>I tell Chad not dad that I am disciplined in karate
>Chad brushes me off and tells me I'm going to go fishing with him
>Super pissed off I don't wanna fish with asshole Chad
>Tell mom I want my tendies
>Whore mother tells me Chad is putting me on a diet and going to teach me some life skills.
>I screech at the bitch and run up to my room to grab my piss jugs
>Chad cleaned my room. No piss jugs.
>Mom runs up and begs me not to pass up this opportunity to have a father figure who will teach me life skills and how to be a functioning adult
>I shit my pants instantly and start a fit
>Chad puts me to bed
>Next day Chad teaches me to tie my shoes, how to dress my self and how to use the toilet.
>I scream at Chad that jugs are for piss not toilets
>Chad laughs "Anon, we will turn you into a real adult and I will help you every step of the way, because I love your mother and I love you too"
>The next 3 months is Chad teaching me algrebra and exercise
>Finally fishing trip
>We row out far into lake
>While that dirtbag Chad looks away I smack him right upside the head with my paddle. Concussion
>Swim to land and belt home for tendies
>Scream at mom for tendies
>Mom asks wheres Chad
>Hospital calls Chad alive and recovering. Mom cries.
>I get grounded
>Chad tells mom to talk to me personally
>Chad says "anon, you are a deeply troubled child, but I will not give up on you. I will help you. You are not alone in this world. You have me and mom"
>A tear flows down his smiling face
>It has been 5 months with no tendies MFW
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>because I love your mother and I love you too
your thread is bad and you are a dumb frogposter but this part got to me because my mom had a stupid cuck boyfriend who literally tried to pull that shit
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>>34855280
I'm really sorry OP. He sounds Iike a true asshole.
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>>34855342
I hope my Chad faggot gets cancer
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Can somebody explain to me how girls "live life on easy mode" without sperging out about it?
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>>34855218
No, you can take your shitty Facebook meme and your shit question back to normietown you fucking faggot. You're not welcome here.
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>>34855218
Don't have any friends?
>"Awww she's so shy and cute"
Lonely tonight and want some company?
>Just go to the nearest bar/club and wait for some guy to start talking to you
Struggling with crippling depression
>Don't worry, there's literally hundreds of support groups catered around helping you though this dark time in your life
Got cancer?
>Well you're in luck, because the majority of research funding is funneled into curing female specific cancers.
The list is endless.
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Women don't need to take the initiative. An average looking woman will have a few lads hitting on her every year. An average looking guy on the other hand, will have no one. He would have to expose himself and ask countless women out in the hopes of someone saying yes.
If you haven't noticed yet, most of the people here want someone. They want a relationship. And most of us are average looking guys. Hence it's quite easy to see how females have it easy. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, my SJW friend.
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>tfw no three figure per video karaoke singing gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_F7uedfJvU
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It's bout time we had a >tfw no japanese gf thread
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>>34855080
Indeed, kyoudai.
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>tfw watch those first person girlfriend simulation javs and fall in love with the porn star
wtf is wrong w/ me
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>older sister is mentally handicapped
>other older sister is a BPD spinster
>mfw my abusive parents are relying on me to reproduce and give them grandchildren
lol get fucked idiots
your shitty genetic line ends here
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>>34854931
Have you tried getting one of your sisters pregnant?
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>>34854931
If one of their children is mentally handicapped and another is BPD they have terrible jeans and should've never reproduced.
You're doing good by ending their genetic line. Continuing it would only bring more suffering to the world.
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>>34855032
>tfw Wrangler jeans
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Why do people buy used panties? What the fuck is the justification behind this? There is no sane reasoning. This is pure inhumanity.
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>>34854813
You're right. Why pay for something that should be free in the first place?
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Why do you consume pornography? Same reason, it is like pornography to them, stimulates the imagination.
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>>34854921
So is killing somebody, faggot.
Just because its stimulus doesn't means its a justification.
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what is your own personal paradise?
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>>34854771
Hahaha
this picture always makes me laugh
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desu, maybe something like the Harry Potter universe.
But way more promiscuous, with lots of orgies and shit. Except for my 10/10 virgin gf, she's not promiscuous.
Yeah, that'd be paradise.
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Thick black women all over, wearing low cut tops to show off their huge tits.
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What do I say to this. I'm not sure how to take this
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block (originally)
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>>34854770
Ask her for proofs
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>>34854770 you say "I don't believe you, show me."
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What's your opinion on girls who wear leggings?
What's your opinion on leggings?
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They are a way to show all the lower body of a female or a male in a worse case
Lack of dignity naked in the street so the dogs can stare
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>>34854748
I want to fuck them
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If I had a gf I'd never want her to wear them in public.
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Is becoming a wizard worth it?
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sex feels pretty damn good desu, i dont think so. id kill myself before 30 if i didn't have access to as much sex and drugs as i do
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I'll let you know how good the wizard powers are when I get them in a year.`
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>>34854711
If the alternative is roasties like that, yes, wizard powers seem very attractive.
>my friend just sent me this
>told me to "get ready for tomorrow"
hold me , robots. I don't want to leave you guys.
>"well do you and your friends wanna get slutty with me and mine at a singles night??"
WHO THE FUCK HONESTLY SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR YOURSELF
If I go, I should go and just not talk to any women, especially any that are in this group of friends. She didn't even say how many people are going.
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get off of my board now thx
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>>34854663
>l shouldn't go
You'd make such a fool of yourself that you'd end up making daily threads about it on r9k lmao
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Anon, I hate to break this to you, but your "friend" is a scambot
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ITT: Lies they told us
>honesty is the best policy
Honesty doesn't get you shit. Lying is the grease on society's wheels, and telling the truth is for cucks.
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>hard work will get you nowhere in life today
Kek
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>>34854645
>looks don't matter! It's about what's inside!
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Think about who told you that as a kid, it wasn't your dad, or male teachers. It was your mom and female adults who had positions of power over you. They subconsciously purposely poison the minds of males to set them up for failure.
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>haven't smoked pot in 2 days
>found a bag with some weed left in the corner
>was looking around for more scraps
>just sat on all my weed on accident and lost the .01 I had
Fuck you god. Why won't you just stay the fuck away
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>>34854580
Get help you pathetic junkie.
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>>34854589
No I'm so fucking bored and sad
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>>34854596
You're probably sad because you fucking shotgun all of your dopamine when you smoke weed, leaving no dopamine left over for actual daily life you fucking retard. It's not middle school anymore, quit being edgy with "le weed lmao." Dumbshit.
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>It's going to be alright
>Things will get better
>You won't be alone forever, you'll find friends and love
>You'll be truly happy somedayI can't force myself to believe these lies anymore, I just can't find truth in them.
What do I do now?
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Nod your head to them and move on, live your life they way you want anon.
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>>34854531
If I could live my life like my parents wanted me to, I honestly think I'd be happier. But I ca't make myself,
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>>34854502
>tfw a billion different things to do or learn in life
>tfw OP only cares about 1 thing, making friends
You don't think your wasting your life a bit by looking for friends?
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Normies are the cancer of humanity.
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Right, this shit just made me scream in a moment of uncontrolled rage. I was going to write a thread about suicide notes asking if other robots have written ones just in case they pull the trigger one day. I wasn't sure as to the wording of "suicide letter/note" so I googled "suicide letter" and Google auto-filled it to "Suicide Letter Template"
Let that sink in.
Disgusting, wretched normies and roastie whores are attention seeking to a level of copying suicide letters from fucking GOOGLE just to get attention and pretend to be depressed. HOLY SHIT MY BLOOD IS FUCKING BOILING. I FUCKING HATE NORMIES.
I'm going outside to scream at cars passing by hoping someone gets freaked out and crashes into me fuck this shit I'm done jesus fucking christ normies are literally pure cancer fuck them fuck thfsnfui fucksa gybsag asinfkubyAUIN ASEFGJKLNALJKO NSKF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM FUCK FUCK FU CJK AAAH I WANT OT FUCKIG DIE FUCK GFISUNEABEG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Normie here. Checking in.
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>>34854520
Please, just go away. Why do you ruin everything, I fucking HATE YOU. PLEASE JUST GO AWAY PLEASE GO AWAY GO AWY AWOG YAWGY GO AWAY GO AWAWY GO AWY GFUCK YOU REEEEE FUCK YOU N FUCK GO AWAYNIGGER FUCK OU CUNT
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>>34854553
Why so mad? You mad.
Anonymous
Valentine's day thread 2017-02-14 02:50:36 Post No.34854455
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Tears and Sadness edition
>Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwsYvBYZcx4
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I'll start I guess,
>19
>at uni
Is it wrong to ask a girl out the day after valentines day?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh5iinG-CtE
What're you doing instead?
>Drink beer, play Titanfall, and listen to blackgaze
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>>34854455
>Valentine's day thread
Can you just fuck off already?