what do i eat, right now?
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I just ate an asiago ranch bacon chicken sandwich from Wendys. It was quite tasty.
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Pimento cheese spread sandwich that is grilled
Just something with pimento cheese
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eat hand hand. (pic related)
How does one even come out clean with their somewhat significant other that they want to break up (on Valentine's day to top it off) without being a rude asshole in general?
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>>34856132
Shoot yourself normie. Piece of shit.
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>>34856152
>implying captcha allows robots to post anything
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>>34856132
>having a gf
>>>/r/eddit seems more like your type of place, friendo :^)
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>tfw dying
Mixed feelings lads
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>>34855987
You got the cancer, OP?
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>>34855987
of what? cant be that vague about something like that
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>>34856006
It's the cance.
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i just got asked out as a joke. why are people so heartless
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I thank some kinda god everyday I'm not you guys, my hardest obstacle is just getting sex cause I'm a horndog, not literal existence around a chick like you.
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>>34855919
I'm sorry anon. I've been there before. Women are evil. Not much you can do about it. I just try not to talk to them. And if you can't avoid talking to them NEVER trust them.
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>girl had sex with me as a joke
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So, anon, who's the lucky lady?
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>>34855895
>Tfw you cum and have your life together
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Mom
Oreganoli
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>>34855923
> *audible laughter*
Re-Ravioli
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>No, Anon. Not like that. Do I really have to show you how to do this again?
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>>34855888
>showed up to work on time, if not early
>worked really hard
>still fired due to incompetance
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>>34855888
"N-no, sorry dad""
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>>34855907
oh boy i hope this isnt true
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Stick out your tongue and move it to one side while opening your eye on the side to which your tongue is moving while keeping the other eye shut. Do this is fast as you can
>protip: You can't.
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>>34855882
But I literally can?
I can also rotate my fingers in different directions at the same time
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wtf why haven't i heard of this before
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There was a guy on this board who argued that anything your body did was a manifestation of what "you wanted to do".
I always wanted to ask him, if you got cancer, if it was your choice, because "you are your cells and those cells which are you chose to start replicating and form a tumor".
Why do I like the smell of my own nuts so much?
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>>34855856
Why do I like the taste of my own nuts so much?
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careful dude in prison they called me scratch and sniff. you do not live that shit down
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>>34855856
because bawsack stank kinda smells like salt and vinegar potato chips (objectively the best flavor)
t. psychologist
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tfw you don't have a gf/virgin because you're secretly the chosen one destined to save the world from a ancient evil
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>>34855753
Congrats on being the virgin sacrifice!
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>>34855753
That's a sign of schizophrenia, delusion of grandeur
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>>34855776
>>34855790
trolled hard
You guys take everything at face value
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>tfw to smart to post a '>tfw to smart to' thread
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>>34855609
>to smart
Yeaaaaaa you're real "smart"
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>>34855609
*too
Nigger
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>>34855641
>>34855644
>being this new
I shiggy diggy. Originally, of course
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I'm not from around here, but v-day has me feeling down
>be 20
>have fling in the summer with a girl i've known for years
>really great time, develop feelings for her
>except she lives 1500 miles away
>ask her if she wants something more
>she says maybe
>i give her time, and she says she doesn't know
>eventually i tell her that i'm coming to her, and that when i get there we can start small and work some things out and see how far we get
>she says okay, she says that makes her happy
>drop everything, get my money together (was in debt at the time due to poor choices) and move across the country to be closer to her
>she shuts the door in my face
what the fuck do i do now? i know nobody in this goddamn state. i tried talking to her, but she wants nothing to do with me. i always prided myself on not standing to the side and not giving time to a woman who wouldn't put me over other men. but that's out the window now. i don't have my self respect, i have no friends here, and i can't even buy booze to drink myself to death.
t. an unknowing cuck
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>>34855536
>I'm not from around here
then don't come here
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>>34855568
fuk yuo i feel where i want to
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You made a mistake dude. You move 1500 miles after being a total beta
>h-hey d-d-d-do you think that m-maybe u kinda of... you know... want to like, d-date me?
>it's ok i-i-if you c-can't decide, i'll drop my life and c-c-come to you and we will be very gentle and slow with our r-relationship
Honestly how the fuck could you have possibly thought your behavior was attractive? How could you be so fucking stupid, to think a girl would accept such a ridiculously grand gesture after clearly demonstrating that she doesn't have strong feelings for you?
Learn from this, I guess. And you should probably move the fuck back to where you came from.
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I admit it. I don't have a gf because I'm a coward. I cannot even begin to get over my fear of approaching or otherwise making a move on a woman. And of course I'm too unattractive myself to be approached. I wish I could make my desire for women disappear.
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Have you considered joining the military? Fuck trying to become part of society
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>>34855465
die for your jewish overlords and a society which has thrown you under the bus good goyim \
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You're not a coward. You're a realist.
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To all you neckbeards whom complain about "roasties" being whores and cheaters:
not everybody is an emotionally crippled piece of garbage like you.
i've asked my girlfriends to cheat on me regularly just to reinforce my emotional fortitude. i've WATCHED them. i've forced myself to masturbate to them while they are cheating on me, through my tears, to strengthen my resolve, and not only has it made me a stronger person, it has made my relationships infinitely better.
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>>34855388
This is some serious cuck bait
>NOW WATCH IT WORK
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>>34855388
Ok, buddy. Cool
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>>34855388
at least you aren't a neckbeard.
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Is there anything more obnoxious than normies getting on here telling you how you should be because they know best?
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>>34855310
little pussy spergs who've created a subculture around shared mental illness, lack of social skills, poor hygiene, and their failure to launch
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>>34855437
Again with the normie bullshit. When will it stop?
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>>34855521
Once you get laid this time in your life will all seem like a bad dream that you can't quite remember the plot of.
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do you robots use snapchat?
if not scroll, if so comment your snapchat :)
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>robots
>using Snapchat
Who are you and why are you here?
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>>34855295
I use it just to talk to two People. Anyways it's whitec7
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violetwiilow
>save me from the nothing i've become