>Be 27
>kissless virgin beta
>never had gf
>/r9k/ regular
>attend university since 2010
>dropped out once
>2017
>not even Bachelors degree
>on acid way too often (legal analogue)
>no real friends
>slight constant depression
God see's this goy can't handle life on "normal".
Sets difficulty to "baby mode".
>Three weeks ago
>Student dorm
>Drop some Acid
>bad tier trip but I'm ok
>decide to do laundry to keep me distracted
>go to basement where washing machines are located
>tfw. basement is now a club
>party going on in basement
>not sure if still tripping
>do laundry
>never went to parties before
>decide to stay a bit because my neighbors are there
>So many people
>they all must think I'm super drunk
>Brain on acid + alcohol feels like IQ 80
>this is how normies must feel.png hehe
>Scared and curious
>Observe and do what normies do
>It's 4 a.m.
>Anon still fully awake since he only woke up 4 p.m.
>few people still there
>See nice gril
>Way to numbed to feel nervous
>Talk a bit
>She has to go (??)
>Get her Facebook
>Meh/10
>Everybody leaves
>Grap finished laundry
>Become a bit depressed again and take a nightly walk around the building
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>Next day
>Chat a bit with girl
>Eat together at dining hall once
>Get invited for Saturday lunch at her place
>Not sure if friend zoned / always just friends or date??
>Too afraid to ask or escalate anything
>Saturday
>Four other people also come
>This is no date
>Feels like friend zone
>Everytiem
>I accept my fate
>Other people leave like 1-2 hours after lunch
>I stay
>nothing better to do
>Talk to girl about random stuff
>It's already getting dark outside
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>Girl suddenly says: "Anon, I feel like you really like me"
>Pulse accelerates rapidly
>"I have been found out..."
>Don't even remember what I answered
>Turns out she just came out of a 3 year relationship
>Broke up two months ago
>Tells me something about not being sure if it would be a good idea to start romantic relationship
>Doesn't want to lose me as a friend if something between us would go wrong
>Tell her I would still talk to her even if it doesn't end well. ;)
>This somehow convinces her
>wtf.. stuff is actually working out for once
>She want's to french kiss me
>Anon to Brain: Search "kiss" and execute.
>Brain: "0 executable files with kiss have been found"
>Mfw..
>Don't know what to do.
>Reveal my power level and tell her I have never kissed a girl and never had gf
>You don't have any romatic experience Anon??
>Make up some shit about having recived two drunken blowjobs at a party a few years ago.
>Not sure if good liar
>God: [Puts all of his weight on scale in Anons favor]
>We french kiss and she shows me everything
>1 hour later
>Ask's me If I want to fuck her
>Why not?
>We fuck.
>Since then every two or three days we meet, do stuff, hang out and fuck
>After second time tells me is falling heavily for me and that she loves me.
>Think "Aren't people supposed to to say that a bit later?"
Anyway, this is how I ended up with gf. Never in my life would I have bet that I would fuck her that day. I feel like I haven't even put any effort at all in it. Life is fucking unfair and based heavily on luck. Especially when I think back on all the girls I secretly liked and never once got positive feedback.
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We hate you. HATE YOU.
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"Since Mamma put everything into a system, she had not failed to do so with religion also, and this system was composed of very disparate ideas (some very sound others very foolish) of feelings connected to her character, and of prejudices that came from her education. In general, believers make God as they are themselves, the good make him good, the wicked make him wicked; the devout who are spiteful and choleric see only Hell because they would like to damn the whole world, loving and gentle souls hardly believe in it. Mamma did not lie to me, and that soul without bitterness, which could not imagine God as vindictive and always wrathful, saw only clemency and mercy where the devout saw only justice and punishment. She often said that it would not be just at all for God to be just with regard to us, because - since he had not given us what we needed to be just - it would be asking of a return of more than he had given. What was bizarre was that, although she did not believe in Hell, she did not fail to believe in Purgatory. This came from her not knowing what to do with the souls of the wicked, since she could not either damn them or put them with the good until they had become such; and one must admit that in fact the wicked are always very vexing both in this world and in the other."
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"The wicked are always very vexing both in this world and in the other."
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I'm uncut but have recently discovered a circumcision fetish. It's very arousing to me that so many men are denied the most sensitive and pleasurable parts of the penis purely for female preference. These men will go their whole lives without ever fully experiencing sex because women have arbitrarily decided they like it better that way.
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>>34854507
No dumbass, circumcision was developed by men in the Middle East thousands of years ago because the foreskin was a bacteria magnet that regularly got filled with sand and infections.
Women don't give a shit either way, please don't be autistic enough to believe every meme you eat on /r9k/.
Would you date an unstable schizophrenic NEET girl?
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>>34853784
Only if you post feet!!!
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>>34853784
Not if she's a disgusting weeb
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No. "If you don't love me at my worst, you don't deserve my best."
Knowing I have to deal with the worst when the best is happening makes me want to avoid both situations altogether.
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>1 day remaining of the Challenge
>Challenge Discord:https://discord.gg/7pmczEe
Well, this probably gonna be the last thread I make for the challenge, robots.
It was fun while it lasted, but all thing end eventually. I hope you all have a great day tomorrow!
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I already masturbated here, it's past midnight. Goodbye!
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>>34854109
Good nights and thank you for participating!
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Did a lot of people participate? First time I hear about that.
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Changed and still cant get a gf
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>be 160 pounds
>5'6" height
>VERY SHORT AND FAT
>get introduced to 4chan 3 years ago
>immediately recognize that all the tools to succeed are given to me through this image board
>go to /fit/
>lose weight
>now 127
>but still ugly so I go to /fa/
>get incredibly effay but still can't get a gf
>who else bf material but still lonely Manley here?
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>bf material
>manlet
lol no
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>5'6"
at this point why not become a trap?
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>>34853736
OP, I want you to look up a guy on youtube named alpha destiny. He is 5'5", but jacked as fuck and has an "alpha" personality and seems to be just fine. His advice might help. :)
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Does anybody else have non-vidya hobbies?
I feel like video games are degenerate.
Pic related, my hobby.
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>>34853532
Video games are degenerate if you aren't good at them.
I play bass guitar and upright bass because I'm a beta cuck
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>tfw tried to learn guitar
>tfw making progress
>tfw my brother kept telling me i was shit at it
>tfw dont feel like picking it up again
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>>34853532
I'm bad at quite a few things, I guess that counts.
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So I asked my oneitis out today and I'm confused
>ask her if she wants to go the symphony with me
>her face sours, her eyes enter a state of shock
>"no thank you anon I don't want to go"
So I was disappointed but it was in no way my first rejection and the whole process of rejection has become pretty standard for me but then it got worse
>her friends at the table start laughing, mocking that I go to symphonies
>"go away anon stop being such a creep"
>start walking away defeated
>"LEAVE HER ALONE ANON"
Then later when I got back to my apartment I realized that oneitis had blocked me on Facebook, what the fuck guys this 'just be yourself' and 'just ask her' bullshit has turned my life to hell
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>>34853201
So were you sitting with them at lunch? What's the context?
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>falling for "'just be yourself"
That only works if you're already a Chad.
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>>34853237
It was lunch break at work and I just walked up to the table her friends and her were sitting at and asked
Took me weeks to build up the confidence to ask her like that and now I'm considering giving up
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I don't have a facebook or any other accounts. I am 34
I graduated college with lots of friends and maintained friendships with people I had known since I was 15 till I was 26, I had a good job and lots of people liked me, I was fit and had a girlfriend.
then I my drinking got out of control and I lost my job, I have been drinking for years now and don't know how to stop, I work a shit job now despite having a good college degree and once being successful. I go to work, drink and go home. I don't have a TV and live in a shitty little apartment alone.
I don't have a facebook because I don't want anyone to know what happened to me.
I think about and miss my old friends every day but I am too ashamed to talk to them, in their eyes i basically just dropped off the face of the earth one day. I know two of them on separate occasions hunted down my parents and asked them where I was and what was going on, that part just kills me
I purposefully do not make new friends because i don't want anyone to know what I do every day.
I often wonder how long I will live but I don't think about killing myself
I wonder every day if I got cleaned up if my friends would take me back, I missed all their weddings.
anyone else in a similar situation or have any advice besides "stop drinking" which i already fail at every day?
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what is this failed normie shit
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>>34852467
>Don't shitpost
>Get out of comfort zone
/advice and /thread
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>>34852746
>what is this failed normie shit
I am 34 and i lurk r9k and do nothing with my life, not quite a normie anymore
>>34852771
>>Get out of comfort zone
i am far from comfortable
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Why do femanons wear thongs? They're a hot bed for shit and bacteria to fester
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oreginal bump
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>>34851952
I don't. I wear the shitty ones from Walmart that come in the packs.
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>>34851952
I have no reason to wear nice lingerie or thongs. I buy bikini type underwear, thinking of switching to boy shorts.
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If robots are unlovable, why do their mothers love them?
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>>34851896
They don't love you.
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They don't.
My mother used to lock me in my room for days at a time with nothing to do, I was allowed out twice a day to use the bathroom, and she would feed once a day during dinner, and immediately after that it was back into my bedroom until I had to take a shower.
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>>34851896
Non sequitur anon
>a 21 yearold freshman
Its pretty much over right? I can still hide it, but it got to the point where it has to be aranged in an exact order. Just as i started to get my life back on track. Got fit, got back into college, became socially active, restored relationship with parents, all the good stuff. And then this fucking shit happens. If there was one thing i thought i will never have to worry about it was my hair, because i always had the thickest hair imaginable. Every barber i'd go to would say how thick my hair is and all that. But ofcourse life found a new way to fuck me over.
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I had the same at your age and am still like this at 42. Just make research on your father's balding history, we usually end up like them.
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>>34850701
Shave it, anon. Grow a beard.
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I had the same hairline at that age, nearly 25 now and it's the same. I don't take fin but you could consider it if it bothers you that much.
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Your co-worker walks up to you and asks you this. How do you respond?
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Bitch you know I'm married step the fuck off
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I work in a engineering firm with guys in their 50s. I tell Greg to finish his project and stop fucking around
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bitch you have a bf and daughter
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ITT: post your fetish and let other anons judge you for it
>Breast expansion
>giga tits
>inflation
>transformation
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>>34845930
>her age is "18" but you know she's way younger then that
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>she stuffs her panties and/or socks into her pussy
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>bbw or chubby convulsing in pleasure when handled by my big dick
>niggress convulsing in pleasure when handled by my big dick
>jewess convulsing in pleasure when handled by my big dick
>16 years old girl convulsing in pleasure when handled by my big dick
>14 years old girl convulsing in pleasure when handled by my big dick
>lesbian domination where a bitch with giant tits forces two submissive bitches to lick her giant aureolas
>forced lesbianism
>women enduring painful anal sex and hating it
>spitting on bitches during sex
>Women asking for permission to have an orgasm (this one is a MAJOR fetish for me)
>women asking for permission to feel pleasure in general
>Brown women
>Jewesses
>Valley girls
>any type of dumb hot stacy talking like a dumb bimbo
>Vocal fry tones (they make my dick diamonds) on a stuck-up girl talking about her futile day
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>Clyde
>Melvin
>George
>Jerry
>Timothy
>Percy
>Aaron
>Charlie
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>Aaron
Any name starting with an A is chad tier
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>>34829560
Is Stephen a beta name? I've never been able to figure that out, but I'm guessing it's pretty neutral.
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>>34829615
>t. Aaron
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How many of you guys have dropped out/failed college? How has your life been since you left?
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I have, now it just feels like I'm going nowhere
I work a pizza delivery job that makes me $15 dollars an hour but it feels like I'm going to be doing it for the rest of my life. Other than work I almost never leave the house. Because of the job I'm working when most people are hanging out (weekends and evenings) so even if I wanted to make friends I'd never be able to
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I was in The Department of Mental Health system when I was going to college, and I'm still in the system now that I've left. My days are boring and friendless where I just watch T. V., play video games and smoke cigarettes. There's hardly any places of employment where I live so I'm content to scrape by on NEET bux. The hardest part is I only get $40 dollars a week for groceries, but I could go over that if I really needed to. I have enough money to get an Xbox 1, so I have that going for me, which I'm gonna get in the coming weeks. Life is pretty boring though. I never really had any friends growing up, and I don't have any friends now, but I don't even have acquaintances. The only people I see on a regular basis are the staff to give me meds in the morning and my parents once a week to eat dinner and for me to do laundry.
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>>34818343
I came back. Took a year and a half off. When I came back, I took it slow: one class per semester. I was working full time and coming back from the brink of suicide, and thought so little of myself that I thought "I'm only going to keep going so I can put it in my resume I'm a student".
Now, I'm old enough than still being a student is looked down upon, I've seen the people I started college with graduate, get great jobs, travel the world with their great salaries and benefits and paid conference vacations, land managerial positions, get jobs abroad, buy condos, cars, have fun in general, while I'm still stuck in college with no free time between that and a full time job. I've also seen people who started college AFTER me do the same thing.
My prospects of ever landing a good job better than code-monkey are really slim. My prospects of ever having time to learn other important skills are slim. I can venture I'll graduate in about 4 years, by the time I'm in my fucking 30s, which would be pathetic as fuck, a blemish in my resume and personal life forever and a question recruiters will always use to filter me out from selection processes for the best jobs available.
I only came back because college here is tuition-free.