Can we have a thread of pictures you thought were something different when you saw their small icons? I'll start: I always thought this dude was pushing the food into his chin
/r/misleadingthumbnails
>>34856711
I once saw a picture of some crackers once and thought it was a girls ass before I opened it.
>>34856711
this is aaron paul right
When was the last time you felt empathy?
>>34856653
like true empathy? shit man not in awhile minus my parents. Normally I fake it to get something in my favor, but in general I'm dead inside so I dont feel for shit, I just do whatever will bring me pleasure
>>34856653
Empathy is a social construct put in place to prevent natural selection.
I don't really get what empathy is
so maybe I've never felt it
>finally meet the perfect girl
>smart, beautiful, shared interests, seemed to find me attractive
>ask her if she has kik
>claimed to not have kik and offered to give me her phone number, but then went to the bathroom and didnt give it to me
>when she got back I just gave her my phonenumber, she thanked me and tucked it away in her pocket
>hours later
>no text
>realization that she wasnt interested in me sets in
>now know that the perfect girl exists out there but I can never have her
oh you're so melodramatic christ
>>34856648
>think I'm handsome enough for girls to approach me
>I'm not
Just move on man
What happens after you die robots?
>>34856316
I'm going to purgatory, I think
Nothing
Origanola
>>34856316
Nothing.
You can lie to yourself and say Heaven or Reincarnation, but it's all a lie.
TINDER SCREENSHOT THREAD
I'll start...this girl would be like a 9/10 qt (to me at least) but her FUCKING armpit hair...Jesus Kristus
>>34856185
>tfw shaved armpits for the first time today
>might be gay but could care less
Feels and smells amazing desu
>>34856185
What the fuck is this? Who would fuck these whales?
>>34856457
She looks like a fat man without makeup
I don't know where else to ask.
Green text for context.
>22 years old
>6 foot something.
>Decent looking but not Chad by all means
>dress casually most of the time
>at a friends electronics store, chatting about life and stuff.
>on my way out a girl approaches me.
>she complements me along the lines of "hey handsome"
>medium brown hair, hazel eyes.
>she's wearing leggings with a jacket, decent body
>no makeup
>I reply with "looking pretty good yourself"
>asked me if I'm busy tonight
>"sorry I have some 2 assignment due by next Thursday I don't have time to go out" (true to some extent)
>thought nothing about it and went home.
>later at night, im home I'm writing some assignment on my computer (playing vidya)
>mother is calling me
>"your friend is at the door"
>thought I may have forgotten my wallet at his store or something.
>its that girl from earlier.
>says she took the bus here.
Perhaps she asked my friend about where I live, him wanting the best for me has lead her here.
If you're reading this, fuck you, why do you put me in these situations?
Its been raining for a few days so mother asked her in.
>she pretends to be my friend from college in front of my mother.
>been a hour or so of us getting to know each other.
>asks if I can give her a ride home.
>whynot.mp3
>its a solid 20 minutes drive
>mostly silence, she's on her iPhone
>focused on the road for most of the time, the road is wet and it's dark, don't want to crash my precious car.
>I noticed she's been browsing reddit with some suspicious text
>I don't know exactly but I think its /r/lust or something
>we arrive and I see that she's been cliterbaiting
>she's giving me the fuck me eyes while she licks her fingers.
>I don't know what to say to her without hurting her feelings
>just give her a patient smile
>after 15 long seconds she asks "do you want to see me?"
I'll have to continue below
>>34856009
>Handsomefags have it THIS easy
Girls go out of their way not to give me any signals thay could be misinterpreted as interest.
>>34856009
So, I'm unclear on some things here. How would she have gotten your address from your friend?
>>34856009
>do you want to see me
the correct answer is no and i hope you know that
Myers-Briggs categorization is completely unsupported by any psychological studies. The test was devised by two (2) people, both of which having absolutely no formal training in psychology. Myers-Briggs categorization is essentially seen by the psychiatric community as a sort of 'fancy nonsense astrology test' which means absolutely nothing and forces simplistic stereotypes onto people when in fact that's just not how the world works. In fact, when taking the test more than once, the chances that you'll get the same result twice in a row are actually fairly low. It's a completely arbitrary, useless test that no legitimate psychologist takes seriously at all. It doesn't even accurately predict how a person will perform in a job position. But you already knew that, right?
Right, anon?
>>34855847
It's ok INTJ beta cuck
>>34855847
ENTJ FAGGOT REPORTING IN
>Utter disgrace
>Why am I here
>I will still win
>>34855847
Was actually going to ask this in another thread earlier. Why is the Myers-Briggs test such a big deal around here all of a sudden? Hasn't it been around for decades?
>facebook can actually tell someone you visited their profile because you're not friends with this person
What now bros? Can't jerk off to her pictures anymore
fuck that, still gonna go in
W-wait, is this real??
>>34855642
>implying you couldn't just make a secondary account for this with chad pictures from google images on it
Suicide general.
What's the matter?
>>34855411
The 'matter' :
You're cowards
You all cry and whine and complain and plea for attention, threatening to kill yourselves, but not ONE single one of you has the balls to do it
I say let's put your money where your mouth is, bitches
First one to kill themself will have $1000 sent to their family
Okay
Get ready...
Set....
GO !!!....
See ?....
Cowards
>>34855411
I can't find joy in anything anymore.
>>34855466
>I'll send $1000 dollars to your family
>That'll make up for the loss of their youngest son
I wish I cared less.
>>34855466
I am willing to bet that at least a few anons have offed them selves from this board.
>smart but lazy
>handsome but fat
>funny but shy
> but this but that
kys ur worthless
Tall, black, big dick, but socially awkward. Its like I was given the husk of a Chad and filled it with bullshit
>>34855343
>handsome but fat
that's a oxymoron, OP
What's going on in your 25+ year old life? Are you employed? Dreams and ambitions? Current outlook on life?
>I'm 26
>$45k/year doing biology lab work
>No sex in 3 years
>Not interested in dating or getting a gf
>All I do is play vidya
>It's like an addiction and I feel pathetic
>I've tried dedicating hours to working out, learning a new language, or reading/writing but I never stick with it and always go back to vidya
sigh
>>34855202
I'm 18, and attracted to much older guys, how is this attainable when all the men at my work and school or just around me already have beautiful wives? when an older guy showed somewhat interest or talked to me i sperged out and didn't cease the chance. what do robos
>>34855202
>26
>50k codebitch
>gave up on dreams of making a good vidja
>all my games are shit
>trying to learn how to make 3d models, but always give up at the slightest hurdle.
On the plus side I have a gf of 5 years, and am an athlete who fights in international competitions.
>>34855259
get grindr you fucking faggot. :3
Can we ban these frog faggots already?
>>34855174
>Can we ban these frog faggots already?
i would like this
>>34855174
Frog posting and wojak/feels have been a part of robot culture since the birth of this board. Are the normies trying to fuck our board up? Shit has been going down hill for the past two years. I remember in 2012 when /r9k/ was a nice hugbox for robots and sadbois. Now we have "fembots", LGBT posters, and way too much shitposting. Normies need to go, my dude.
>>34855984
>Frog posting and wojak/feels have been a part of robot culture since the birth of this board.
No it fucking wasn't.
>she left you years ago and you still remember her beautiful, smiling face, the good times you had together, the evenings of cuddling, her warm lips, her adorable, caring smiles, the days she said "I love you". once you thought you could be a normie, now you're just a hollow shut-in, or maybe...you were meant to be a robot from the beginning...
when did you realize you were meant to be /r9k/? what's her name, robots?
>nina
>Liz
It's been almost 2 years and I still think of her weekly
Fuck you stop, I didn't ask for this. I won't be able to find anyone like her ever again. She was the one that got away.
>what's her name, robots?
I don't have anyone to name.
Why do people think legalizing drugs will reduce crime/make bad guys go away?
The crime rate is 0 if everything is legal my dude.
>>34854751
>get arrested for drugs
>get conviction
>can't work because of said convection
>guess I'll sell drugs again
well legalizing drug use across the board would have an impact on the prison population
What do you do to feel comfy fellow robots?
Do you paint? Do you draw? Do you read? Do you light incense?
Would be nice to see what others find comfy.
/comfy thread commence/
I read philosophy and I drink a lot.
>>34854322
>drink a lot
>read
>>34854252
Drink
Stare at pictures of places I want to go
Pretend for a little bit that I'll find the will to live past 30