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Can we all agree that sayians are manlets? Vageta is 5'3" and goku is 5'7" and they are the only purebred sayians left in universe 7 which clearly means they were better than all of the others
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>>34857015
Nappa was quite huge.
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Just what was his fucking problem?
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>>34857040
True but when relative size is taken into equation most humans are about 6 feet with outliers like tyrone niggermelon and chad who are like 7 feet tall, nappa is one of those outliers
AT least from what I gather idfk
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>Be me
>Depressed KHV
>Get qt gf
>Happy
>5 days later
>Depressed again
Reminder that not even a qt gf will cure your depression. I convinced myself that I would be happy if I got a gf and that everything would be okay but that's not the case.
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>>34856996
Y-Y-YOUR WRONG OP
IT'll ALL BE OKAY IF I CAN FIND A QT
FUCK YOU OP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34856996
Is she a virgin?
If the answer is no, there's your problem.
Now get out etc.
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>>34857270
>Is she a virgin?
As far as I know yeah
>Get out
I wish but it is actually imposible to escape this shithole
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ROBOT! Take the bogpill!
Hurry, take it!
The time is running out!
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i'll take one quick run-down, please!
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>>34856981
>mfw I received the call
At last I truly see
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>>34856981
could i get a run-down, quickly?
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>watching porn
>guy is uncut
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>tfw you realise most of the guys in your country are actually uncut and the only reason the dicks in porn aren't disgusting is because they're americans
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>tfw you got kinda into the cut/uncut scene and like trolling anti circumcision blogs because the fruit doesnt hang any lower than that and you hate those fedoras more than you ever hated being cut
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>watching tranny porn
>the tranny is limp the whole time
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>oneitis messages me
>calls me a fag
>tells me to ask out someone for tomorrow to prove im not
Why is she so mean to me :(
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>>34856934
>>calls me a fag
Normal woman don't do that you sperg.
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Stop being a beta orbiter then. She is literally manipulating you and is a piece of shit.
You probably won't let go of the stupid bitch but ya got me flustered.
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Ask out her best friend
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What are some things you fap to then think "What the fuck is wrong with me" after you cum
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A shameful combination of catfishing and circumcision chat.
Also futa/shemale RPs.
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>>34856929
smegma eating futanari furries drawn by the japanese squishing their balls
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>>34856929
rape, its very pleasing to see the actors do something that's taboo as fuck in society even if its an act just so your sick ass can get off. Also cheating, i love cheating vids but i know if it ever happened to me i'd kill her dead.
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my shitty dog wont stop pissing everywhere 2017-02-14 05:01:08 Post No.34856905
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my shitty dog wont stop pissing everywhere
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>cute dog
>yorkie i think, idgaf
>leaves it alone for 10 minutes, it attacks garbage can
>pisses on carpet
there's ripped toilet paper and dog piss everywhere
what do
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>what do
be my gf please
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>>34856968
my life is falling apart please help this dog is ruining me
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>>34857257
take it outside untill it pisses and then give it a treat for pissing outside. If you ever manage to catch it pissing inside, scold it. Don't scold way after it pisses, it wont associate it with the pissing and think youre just being a jerk, and that will make it angry and nervous so it will tear up your tp and piss everywhere.
Hope this helps, now will you be my gf?
Moles will bite off the heads of worms to immobilize them and store the worms in crevices inside their burrows to keep the worms alive long enough for them to eat later when they are hungry. Moles will store up over 1,000 worms in their preserves. Sometimes the worms will regrow their heads and crawl away. If that worm successfully escapes and and reproduces, its offspring will learn how to detect nearby moles and escape before getting captured by a mole.
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those are dogs you fucking moron
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>>34856839
100% useful info
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im burning my dic into delicious hotdog with my fine zippo ligther
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holy fucking shit. i seriously don't want to wait for death anymore, i really feel it now. i'm young as shit but too old at the same time. i unironically want to die
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>>34856780
Just listen to sad tunes, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWnUItw1ElU
This is now a sad tunes thread
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>>34856833
HE ISN'T DEAD HE ISN'T DEAD
i hate how life is like this
is this what it's going to be like when we get older? remembering that one person you actually liked being around, then realizing they died like a week ago, then forgetting to remember the names of some other people? i swear to god i'm going to end it when i reach being elderly
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>>34856932
Eventually our brain goes to shit, but until then we'll all still be here together, anon
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Who here /cryingthemselvestosleep/?
Why are you sad anon? Vent to me.
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I have an exam tomorrow I'm going to fail hard. I have no valentine. Everyone I take an interest in has an initial interest in me, then ghosts me.
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I don't even know. This is even worse
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I'm on a sinking ship called my academic career.
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Im lonely, pls come watch me stream guys:(
Twitch tv osmurr
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YO You gay fag losser
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>>34857008
Uncalled for honestly
Oreganio
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fuck you you faggot kiuss me
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How do I unfriend or block somebody who has deactivated their Facebook account?
I accidentally added some faggot who wants to dox me, and he deleted his acc as soon as I added him. Meaning he can turn it on at anytime, look at my personal info, and deactivate with no trace. Infact, I might have ghost accounts like this added for years. The thing is, his name doesn't show up with a blank avatar when I scroll through my friends list.
I barely remember his name. It was some ethnic shit with hard to spell letters. Probably so he can't be searched.
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your first step is to delete facebook
bam, problem solved
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>>34856645
b-but i use it to talk to real life robots
plus tinder
what makes me furious is i counted all my friends (which is like 30) and my friend count says 34. meaning there are 4 ghost accounts i want to remove because i'm paranoid as fuck
my account currently is deactivated tho
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Remove your personal information from Facebook stupid
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>attend Asian pop culture club maid cafe
>seated with girl alone
>she talks to me nonsrop
>asks about valentine's day
>complains about her boyfriend
>says she's gonna break up with him
>think, "oh yeah I'm gonna get in this"
>she stands up, midget, maybe 4'3"
>I play it nice
>she asks me to walk her to her dorm
>ok
>she invites me in
>*deep breath* ok
I could have penetrated midget mouth, pussy, and ass tonight, but instead I nervously helped her stick a calendar to her wall and then I left.
I can't leave you bros
>pic related, my life
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>>34856615
>but instead I nervously helped her stick a calendar to her wall and then I left.
Wait, why did you do that? Why would have you go to her house just to put a calendar up?
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>>34856672
It was on the floor, I pointed out, she said she had trouble, so whatever. I was nervous and scared. It distracted me.
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>>34856615
was she at least a qt midget?
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Again, not a fembot but these threads are comfy and spark actual conversation for once.
Post feels about not having a bf or gf.
No crab bucket posters.
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i wish i was emotionally dead
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if pick is you I'd fuck you
-signed, apenisowner
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>>34856712
Please don't sexualize her.
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> "Anon, here's what you need to understand: My GF and I, we're joined mouth to asshole."
This is what my friend said when I asked him the secret of his happy and long-lasting relationship.
I asked him what he meant by it and he said it would not be appropriate to elaborate any further, but that "deep down I know what he means."
Well, non-spergs who have a better feeling for these things:
WHAT DID HE MEAN?
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Brrraaaapptttt
Ah anon it feels so good letting that out.
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>wanting shit bacteria inside of your mouth
No thank you.
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>>34856551
I know thats phoenix Marie but can you source video?