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>>34859446
the soreness goes away after you lift routinely for a while my man

>>34859446
It's because your body is in panic from actually doing something.

It won't go away, but it will diminish, and eventually you'll start enjoying the slight joint pain after a good workout.

Give it like 2 weeks.

Not even that much of a fit fag but if you go a long time without anytype of hard physical work your body is going to feel it. Thats a good thing. The point is to do it again until your body gets used to working out.

>>34859397
>>>/adv/
Maybe someone there can help you?

call her fat and ugly

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>>34859397
Well, obviously you just have to

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

GO TO /ADV/ OR /SOC/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>34859305
After you get passed that point, the physical barriers are off and you can slowly, or quickly, get to the sweet handholding, kissing, and boring sex.
Why isn't your dick as big as her last boyfriend's, you creep?

>>34859305
Bumperoni jabroni

>>34859305
provide for her every need while she gives little back in return outside of sexual pleasure

>>34859283
not even worth trying honestly, I went to one last year and ended up not getting bux

>Live in Canada
>My psychiatrist was the one who asked ME about getting on NEETbux
>Said I don't even know where to start
>She makes a nurse walk me through it step by step and set everything up for me

Thanks, liberals.

>>34859302
I stayed for a week and live in commiefornia should I have stayed for 2?

>tfw no archetype bf

>tfw no proletariat gf

>tfw no stockholder bf

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When I came out of high school having no friends, never went to a dance, never went to a party, etc.

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>>34859269
You don't have to be talkative around Escorts, just fuck escorts and stop worrying about normals.

After high school, when no one plays vidya anymore and you realize you could have used all that time getting into a more attractive hobby like music

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A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAAAAAAAAAAAN

instrumentals

A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN

Orig

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>>34859243
A shame you seemed an honest maaaann

Oregano desu famalam

>She'll be forced to give you tons of sex as payment

she'll divorce you asap

>>34859306
This

It's like those Russian mail order brides

Once they've spent the legal amount of time it takes to become a US citizen they bail

>>34859306
>>34859338
You'll still get plenty of sex and almost whatever else you want from her in the several months it takes to become a citizen.

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>>34859201
Sounds like gibberish to me.

>>34859201
It is if you're an autistic weeb who only gives a shit about Japan and have spent your whole life watching anime and jerking off to it.

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>>34859220
>Sounds like gibberish to me.
you should have studied your kanji desuyo . . .

>>34859223
>It is if you're an autistic weeb who only gives a shit about Japan and have spent your whole life watching anime and jerking off to it.
sounds about right not gonna lie

Who makes these autistic rp threads? They must be the most pathetic people alive

>>34859155
You mean a thesis for your paper?
There's no such thing as a thesis paper.
The thesis is the quick rundown of what you're about to write.

>>34859180

It's pretty funny tbqh, especially the white "men" pretending to be blackbots

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>>34859128
>How can I force myself to study?
I would like to know this as well

Ever heard of "willpower"?

>>34859128
First thing to do is stop wasting your time browsing 4chan.

>>34859113
i'm ready to touch it!!
gimmie gimmie

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>valentines day
>tfw no bf to fill me with his liquid love

>valentine's day
>no bf to pound my bp and suck my estrogenized benis

Saved up $450k by working in the oil fields

I work in maintenance at a disabled school. I make enough to afford a tiny apartment

>>34859052
I make just enough to cover all big adult bills and spend a little on cheap consumer pleasures, like fast food.

>>34859012
keep it long dickhead. looks much better like that

>>34859012
get rid of your shitty facial hair the rest doesnt matter

>>34859012
Why stop halfway? Keep going, weirdo.

>>34858985
my boys are between my legs resting. i abuse them daily

>tfw all your boys talk about is girls and sex
>tfw all your boys have girlfriends/sex lifes

I don't hang out with "the boys" anymore because it makes me feel even more depressed then when I'm alone.

>>34858985
you wont have your boys once they get into serious relationships and married