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>>34860733
c-ciara?

post timestamp pic of your knockers

>>34860823
fuck off


orginally of course
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sg

>>34860848
IDK ciara was on a discord yesterday for seemingly the first time and left and never came back

The only discords I use are drug/porn related, I've seen a few "4chan" ones but they generally seem to be run by 14-year olds who read the 4chan wikipedia page.

Basically any song by Bullet for my valentine

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llf6t6KgQqY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMPpMfjnn-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofbtetrxB74

I had some middle aged waitress make fun of me for still having a flip phone, and all I wanted to do was show her a picture of my dog after she asked.

I tried to explain to her that I rarely used my phone as it is, and that I didn't want to pay for a data plan I'd never use, but she didn't get it.

Obviously I wasn't going to tell her that I don't have friends and I only use my phone to call my parents or order carry out.

I still rather be a loser than some phone obsessed zombie who'll go out with friends and spent the whole time texting.

I feel you OP, I feel like I'm the only person around anymore besides people 75 years+ that doesn't own a cell phone or have any social media.

It's literally cancer.

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>>34860712

I'm not surprised at all that there are fellow robots who also despise cellphones and some.

>tfw look around in waiting rooms and see 70+% people waiting just staring at their cellphones or sitting anxiously only to end up checking their cellphones

>>34860695
ok

also
P U F F Y
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>>34860695
does anyone else think there's just something disgusting about her body?

I have the feeling she is really unhygienic

>>34860695
And a ching chong ding dong to you too lady

>>34860694
Presuming you already own property, sell it, and invest in a pirate ship.

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>>34860943
>sell it, and invest in a pirate ship.
this

pirate ships are very stable investments, not even taking into account the added revenue from plundering

INVEST IN DIVIDEND STOCKS AND LIVE OFF THE INTEREST

make up some bullshit quick and fake it. You might get a shit grade like a D or 50 or something but it's better than a 0.

>>34860737
Thanks anon
I'll try
oregano

>>34860670
What's the topic, we can help you perhaps.

Also, fuck university it fucking sucks.

I have never seen a better advertisement for any other product in my entire life shit dude sign me up

>>34860678
Not exaggerating, honestly, the drug is life changing. Especially if you have bad habits or an addiction. LSD itself is not addictive, and it can actually help with other addictions.

>>34860649
Usually 1 - 3 150ug tabs. Changed my life

But banana.

Butt banana.

Hehe.

Do you think it's worth it to have everyone know you jerk it to vore?

He was a NEET until he was 20something as well.

>>34860554
>Why are girls (male) so cute bros?
I wish I knew man, then we could try to develop a serum

I shouldn't be this interested in boys, it's not allowed...

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>>34860554
>Why are girls (male) so cute bros?
nobody knows

Age old question: Is liking girls with a penis gay? Is it the action or the attraction that makes it gay? Bi? Pansexual?

fugggggggg

I claimed it, but I've already got it so

Steam key
6KLXI-D(nine)LIV-DG66R

>>34860584
That's very kind of you anon

>>34860601
Well it's not like I'd have any other use for the key and it's a good game that someone might enjoy

23
~25k
djbztjdtzbbz

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1.4k, about to spend it on a new PC tho

20
I have lots of old school runescape gold

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>23
>NEET
>alcoholic
>living with gf at her grandmas
>do nothing but sit on computer and play games all day while gf goes to school and work
>uni dropout.. twice
>dui
>lost job because of dui
>no money to pay for all of it, have to mooch off gf and her gma
>approaching 4 months late on car payment
>will probably be repoed soon
>applied for shit ton of places, no call backs
>gf beginning to complain that i am lazy and do nothing all day
>nearly kicked me out yesterday
>begged her not to

I don't even feel like a man.

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>>34860596
>has gf
>has friends
>has family and support network
>plays vidya and is /comfy/ as fuck all day
>got to experience uni
>still got a car

REEEE you normie faggot, you're not even on death's door like I am

I have a dui and have had no problems getting a job with it in the past.

if this is your low point, then you have had a nice life anon

>>34860663
I never said I had friends. I have one, and he is a horrible influence and going to prison soon. I also never mentioned my family in my post. Also, played video games and being "comfy" gets old and depressing after awhile when you realize you are doing nothing but mooching off of other people. My experience with uni wasn't great or else I wouldn't have dropped out. And I would almost rather not have a car then have to deal with the sadness of knowing that it's likely going to be taken away any day now. And I don't even mention my dui in my applications. I figure the shitty jobs I'm applying for either won't check, or won't give a fuck.

"Hey nigga"
Cant even tell you how many times ive done this. Im not even a nigger

>>34860426

Pretend I was just going to grab a coffee and ask her to tag along

Stop worshipping women you pathetic bitch

I'm 27 and feel old as fuck already. I guess it's my mindset in that I'm thinking I'm late 20's which is on the verge of 30's.

>tfw when almost 30 and not any where close to having my shit together

I recently changed jobs, was making 20k a year, plus commission, and decent healthcare. The commission part was ok cause I can put on a normie facade but you don't collect it until June. My new job is account management at 27k. Not all bad but they told me I'd be required to 'occasionally' work trade shows. Ocassionally turns out to be 2 if not three times a month. If I work more than 12 hours I get $125, a minute short and I get nothing. They will work me 10 minutes short of the 12th hour. The few times I've worked more I got bitched at and once was 'formally counciled' for effective time management. The trade shows wouldn't be half bad (vegas, hilton head, etc.) if the person I had to work under wasn't such a femnazi on a power trip. But whatever, I'm not having suicidal or homicidal thoughts....

29 years old here.

Probably not a "real" robot 'cos I've had girlfriends, a job, etc but I hate life, hate people, hate society and now with the emergence of mass politics I hate young people who don't know shits all happened before.

I just work the bare minimum and brood alone the rest of the time, waiting for death to eventually take it all away.

But it wasn't always like that....

26
Still in uni. Still fucking up at uni. Still fucking up at life.
I am beyond frustrated with my mental health. I have this image of the kind of person I want to be but then a switch gets thrown and that doesn't get to happen.

>>34860346
27 here. I'm just going to drink and call it a day. Am familiar with that feeling as well, OP. It sure would be nice to live somewhere quiet and isolated for the rest of my life.

Also, I'm tired of people coming into these threads and humblebragging about their not-that-bad lives. Either be miserable, or own your happiness, but don't use this as a chance to pity yourself when you know half of us would love to be in your shoes.

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>>34860346
TFW pinjak is the only cenobite who can't get satisfaction via the kill, and needs to extract feels from his victims sending them to the loony bin.

>>34860346
every day is valentine's day