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>>34862220
>lose job because can't "work laugh"
What the fuck is wrong with NTs

>>34862220
What an interesting little turn of events, life sure is unpredictable tbqh

>>34862220
You on a shitty laptop or desktop then?

she's dating a below average faggot and I hope they break up soon so I can pretend I'm going to ask her out but never do.

>>34862175
She got a breast reduction. Hardy har har.

She's literally a whore

>>34862137
Because I'm a lazy piece of shit who wants to live the easiest life possible, and I wouldn't even consider it without learning Japanese, which, going back to the lazy piece of shit part, isn't happening.

I also greatly admire their homogeneous culture, and I would (rightly) always be considered an outsider to them. Their culture deserves to be preserved, and doesn't need me being an imperfect foreigner in their society. It's like taking a piece of pepper and putting it in a salt shaker. Why do it? Just to make the pepper happy, even though it has no interest in getting along with the salt?

>>34862189
Even a sick freak like that can get sex.
What the fuck is wrong with me

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>>34862137
I hate the sound japanese language, retarded kawaii things, and japanese girls.
Also I don't like overcrowded places/cities.
That's enough reasons I think.

They forgot to assign me one...

Am still waiting. Can be any day now.

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>>34862123
My assigned girIfriend will arrive any day now.

I've stopped caring about normies and their stupid holidays

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Because I'm scared of other people

my mental problems are no closer to being solved than they were last year or 5 years ago or 15 years ago.

I tend to avoid looking at people so probably none

I don't notice people around me.

All of it

pussy

>>34862066
I sure can't wait to get a girlfriend.
After so long, the universe practically owes me one.
I'm out of high school and I have my whole life ahead of me

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES FUCK I HATE THEM ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MYNAMAJEFF

Your post doesn't make sense. If niggers were extinct, why the fuck would someone bring them back?

is that... is her ass ashy?

>>34862055
I would love to submit to her farts

>>34862010
Yeah there is always someone out there for you.
So why don't you go search for her and GTFO of here. Faggot. Fk you and your shitty advice.

>>34862010
>Hey /r9k/ just a reminder that there are many people alone on Valantines day

Yeah, but not many of them have been alone every day for 32 years.

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>>34862010
>things do get better
Doubt

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>>34861923
...Even worse, what if it's actually Poopoo Peepee Pepe on the other side? Dealing with that's probably worse than anything any of us are currently dealing with, honestly.

>>34861923
Nothing>>>>>>this life

Its like you forgot why people want to kill themselves

Could it be worse like >>34861938 ? Prossibly, probably not, that risk is up to you to take

I hope there's no afterlife because that means I have to continue suffering even after death.

I never understood the either OP.

Don't "upgrade", if you're happy with your gf be happy

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>get a 1/10 gf
>8/10 girl becomes interested in you
>dump 1/10 gf for 8/10 gf

>>34861909
>>get a gf

Fuck off, piece of shit.

What the fuck did you expect from post-normie facebook invasion r9k?

Take a time machine back 3 or 4 years if you want to have meaningful discussion or talk about real stories instead of just seeing faggot losers post about their role play stories.

Because r9k, b and pol are containment boards for facebook newfags.
The average facebook redneck newfag goes on /pol/, retarded edgy teenagers on /b/ and the rest on /r9k/

There you go anon, if you think that this place is normie free you're dead wrong, everyone here is a fucking normie

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I feel you bro, sorry I can't come up with a witty response like the last two bots.

>>34861641
Let a wild cat scratch you, and allow the wound to get infected, and yourself to slowly die from the infection.

>>34861641
She's a cunt for doing that. Be glad you found out the hard way.

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i've always wanted to drive off a cliff while on fire

ar eu going to be succaneering some mad sea benis

>>34861584
what weapons do you guys use?
random AKs rented from drug lords?

>>34861584
Wee lad, whats there to pirate these days? Are you a Somalian? How you gonna raid a bunch a freighters?

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>>34861384
how could she hear what the girl said if the girl whispered in the boyfriends ear?

>>34861384
Makes me feel weird that everywhere I see everyone says guys like that can't get a girlfriend but they still do

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>>34861413
rly makes u think

Oragami poste