Friendly reminder if you don't smoke cigarettes you can't be a robot.
>snus
Can use it inside
I tried to like cigarettes, but I couldn't get the hang of it... it always made me nauseous.
>>34862809
let me fill my lungs up with shit and make existence even less unbearable sounds great man
Where are you hiding, paedophile girls?
original bump, btw!
No such thing. Pedophilia is attraction to innocence, inexperience and naivete. None of these are desirable traits in terms of what women find attractive.
>>34864269
In fact, women are more aroused by babies (nepiophilia).
>dad is short and has hair. kind of beta
>my uncles on my mom's side are all tall and manly. also bald
>tfw im short and bald
OKAY, NICE FAIR LIFE HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!!!!!
At least your dad managed to get laid
>>34862743
>You're a permanent balding manlet
CONGRATS MATE!
>>34862758
BECAUSE HE HAS HAIR!!!
ITT: times when school bullies got BTFO
>Kid called Adam in my year, wasnt liked but wasnt hated at the same time. Enjoyed his own company and reading his manga a lot
>Diff the resident bully decided to take a dislike to Adam ended up giving him shit for months
>Adam ignored it and that only made Diff angry
>One day outside the tech lab Diff begins ripping on Adams dead sister to try and get a reaction
>Diffs friends start telling him that hes going to far
>Adam walks into one of the tech labs
>Comes out red faced and crying weilding a wrench
>In a primal scream he launches the wrench at Diff, hitting him on the bottom row of teeth
>Fractured his jaw and broke his entire set of bottom teeth
>pic relatedjdfsjdfjsdfk
>>34862740
They were the bullies and they shot harmless people
>kid called Craig punched me in the chest
>knocked the wind out of me
>told the teacher
>nothing happened
>he kept shoulder barging me in the corridor for about a week or two
>one day he comes in with tears in his eyes
>sits in the class for 10 minutes
>quickly runs out as he begins to cry
>turns out his mother died
>never had any more encounters with him
lmao
I need help lads. I need meme magic , kek wills, and dubs.
Please bless upon me some help bruda. I really need it today
Ehm sure anon i'll try
asking for dubs is bad news bruddah. kek will smite your mother if my digits are achieved. only trips will undue my curse.
I send you my good will and energy anon
>r9k always complain about their status
>how they never go out because social anxiety
>complain about their social failure
Tell me, r9k, why aren't you trying to get your life together ?
Because we are all here circle jerking while using our tears as lube.
>>34862617
But why ? I used to be the average r9k user, now I rarely have more friends than I used to and I still browse here, but at least I understood that it's not how much people like you or not that determines if you're life is a failure or not, here people think that only Chad deserve to be happy, and they very obviously force themselves to be sad
>>34862707
Responsibility requires work. We are manchildren who prefer blaming others.
What's the worst thing someone said to you?
>>34862539
>"ew anon, you're ugly"
I don't love you anymore.
[Spoiler]This comment is totally original.
>eggman once called me a jerk.
Nah it just makes me proud
>haven't had sex in over 2 months
>>34862508
>Haven't have sex in over 5 years
Get to my level, faggot.
>dry spell of 3 weeks finally ends today
>>34862508
>>34862959
>>34862963
>has had sex at all ever
you do not belong here
>I eat meat but I love animals.
>>34862417
I eat pussy but I love dick
>I want to die but I'm living
>I want to die but I'm afraid of death.
Taking applications for my valentine, go ahead and tell me why i should be yours today!
i'm a little shy but willing to do most things with you, we can just have a cute date if you want it to.
Or it could lead to more...
can you kindly fuck off?
>>34862388
If your female then yeah, I'd love to.
Having a nice chat would be good, and seeing if it picks up from there.Yes, I have actually become this lonely.
NO dude just kill yourself fucking FUCk
Post the songs you listen to in your darkest hours, robots. Today is the yearly reminder that we are living failures.
https://youtu.be/jej__CepHWU
>>34862387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65W-t5jcrOs
If I had a personal theme, this would probably be it.
Secondary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HCacYzL0yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXTa8taaNvI
At least we don't have to worry about getting a present for someone
well at least someone's in good spirits today
Too bad he's normie tier now
>>34862386
His facial expressions are so off-putting
>>34862386
i love him no homo
If you existed in the same reality as your waifu, she would think you're still a creep and would reject you like everyone else
Happy Valentines day!
>>34862360
That's not a pepe.
if your waifu was real, she'd speak japanese not english
>>34863242
No big deal. I'll just read the subtitles.
im high in class right now and am afraid that everyone know, help
Everyone does know, just shut the fuck up and don't interrupt
>be the quiet guy who doesn't talk much
>get blazed every morning before work
>no one can tell/cares
>>34862339
just bee urself (originally)
Does anyone else just want to try things like drugs and sex once then move on?
I want to do them once so i can experience it but after that i dont care. Every drug i've tried i dont have any will to do again.
its a boring kinda feel
>>34862277
You can just "try drugs" or "try sex" -
but you can not simply try out having an intimate sexual relationship or having a circle of friends or aquaintances to take drugs with together. Drugs or sex are worthless without the right environment to accompany them.
>>34862343
Yeah this is what i mean, i dont want to try an intimate relationship or trying drugs with friends, i just want to physically do it then move on.
Almost so i can just say i have done them
>>34862343
Thanks anon for reminding me i am a shit person.
You won normie. I am just gonna end it soon.