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Vocaloid room is up for all you boys (not girls)
Join now while you still can Anon-kun!!
https://www.rabb.it/ComfyComfyRabbit
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>>34863656
I'd rather choke on my own shit
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join the discord while you're at it for more comfy rabbit rooms
https://discord.gg/cbbF3
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>>34863668
Stay mad
commente originale
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Even Hitler had a girlfriend, /r9k/
You are literally less desirable than Hitler.
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Presidents who drone-bomb young men and women...
Nazis...
Neo-Nazis...
ISIS have girls traveling the world to meet up with them...
LA Gangs which burn people to death in South America...
But you're too NICE(tm)
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>>34863641
Hitler wasn't undesirable at all though. Plenty of Germans loved him
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Even HIM!
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This is my last post on this board.
Good bye, robots.
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>>34863560
See you Iater, space robot.
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>>34863560
You don't have the trips, you can't leave.
See you later anon
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>>34863560
Farewell, robot. Should you fail in your journey, come back and tell us how it went. Or better yet stay far away from this hell.
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>girl super liked me
>i said hello
>she never replied
If it was an accidental swipe she would have unmatched right?
Tinder general I guess. There's gonna be a lot of lonely girls on since it's valentines day.
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>>34863504
dood sometimes i swipe right on accident, and then i see the card going to the right so i quickly swipe left to get it back(thats how the mind works) now i can only undo the last dislike but not the first accidental like,has happened to me several times and uggo guys hit me up
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>>34863504
A girl super liked me the other day and messaged me first
We've been texting on and off for the last couple of days. Date set up tomorrow night
I have to initiate all conversation with her on text kinda annoying. She rarely asks any questions.
Is it doomed?
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>>34863846
she's getting hit on by several guys right now, if she starts asking question and not commenting on answers because chad is working his magik it would be rood, so she talks to you but since she did not start the the convo or asked anything she can just go silent while sending chand bewbs pic and then com back to you saying her phone died and was looking for charger.
trust me i'm a girl xD
Is there a way to start finding penises attractive? I think I would have a better chance getting with a penis than a vagina at this point. If someone who didn't despise me was gay or whatever and I said I wanted to experiment with their dick until I figured out how to like it, would they be offended and write me off as autistic?
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Craigslist.
Btw it was a bad idea and I regretted it afterward.
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You don't already?
I'm straight but i'm pretty sure most straight guys love penises.
I watched a youtube channel which said the same thing, straight guys love penises as much as they love breasts, legs and ass.
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Just fuck traps in the butt
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having social anxiety in russia be like
>go to the mental clinic
>go to the patent registration
>"who you are mister, what do you want?"
>I need a consultation
>"What, did you come here all by yourself? Are you on the army's referral?"
>no
>"ok, go to the room no.**, there's a psychatrist there"
>thanks
>"hello, what's your problem?"
>I kinda have a problem talking to people and leaving my apartment
>"WHAT?? What is it? Are you on the army's referral?"
>No
>"You need a psychotherapist, go to the room no.**"
>ok, thanks
>"Hello, what's your problem?"
>say the same thing
>"WHAT?? Are you on the army's referral? Did the conscription office send you?"
>no
after a shit ton of question about what my current status with the army is, he starts listening to me
>"Mmmm, ok, I see you need a treatment, but I'm not gonna prescribe you any drugs, you need to be hospitalized for a month in a mental institution"
>Erm, no, thanks
at least I tried
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>>34863438
>hospitalized for a month in a mental institution"
>Erm, no, thanks
It's not that bad. Also what did you expect in barely second world Russia? They can't give many ambulant therapies with one or two sessions every week since your healthcare system is not suited for that. So in order to give you any treatment your case has to be masked as a bit more surveir than it actually is.
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having borderline disorder in belarus be like
>go to mental clinic
>go to psychologist
>hello I feel like shit blah blah
>did you harm anyone
>no, just shoved some people
>come back when you harm someone, then we'll have to hospitalize you
another time
>go to the mental clinic
>blah blah I feel like shit
>lmao just spend more time outside
>I already spend couple of hours outside daily
>lmao just spend even more time outside
t-thanks
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>>34863900
>come back when you harm someone, then we'll have to hospitalize you
Should've hurt him, he rekt you.
I was thinking of buying some boots, /r9k/.
Are these autistic? I know the rules for autism shoes, but not boots.
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you can look like a gay construction worker
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>>34863404
You have to be muscular alpha
to pull of the masculine hipster look
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get doc martens if functional robot
get those LL Bean duck boots if you want to trace the current hot trend.
Apparently there's POV date porn. Happy valentines day.
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I wonder how many thousands of dollars Twitch whores are gonna make today doing virtual date streams.
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>>34863323
Yeah atkgirlfriends is just that. The cream pie ones are so cozy.
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>>34863349
I can't remember her name, Lila Labeau I think. She did one and I only saw the Pornhub teaser or whatever but she looked so cute. All soft and warm.
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>try to go to the movie theater on valentine's day
>literally implementing a "no singles policy" today
what the fuck!
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this is racism; you should sue
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>>34863267
Fuck going out. I'm playing Deus Ex Human Revolution all day. That's my plan atleast.
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>>34863267
>try to go to the Kinoplex with my Kumiko daki
>get turned away
What the fuck I brought my girlfriend and all, fucking no singles policy.
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Have you ever REEEEE'd in real life?
If so, greentext about it.
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>>34863221
>Some faggot was at a riot/protest
>was taping some video chanting "he will not divide us"
>REEEEEEEE between chants
>Dude blew the fuck up!
>Kept at it for 5 more minutes after he finished.
I wonder if that video was ever uploaded
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>>34863352
And I blew up I mean he literally shrieked like a little bitch, got all up in my face and shriek a shrill "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUP"
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>>34863221
I don't leave my apartment much to ree publicly. The people at the grocery and liquor stores don't give me much to ree about.
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Alone on Valentine's day this year despite having a girl. It'ss complicated though.
long story short: met a girl via internet dating. seems the only girl who would like me lives 10 thousand miles away. I visited her, she visited me back and forth a few times. I want to take this to he next level but she's married to her job.
Japanese women are weird. they want some one rich, tall and handsome. then they want you to move there to a tiny Island to be a complete stranger and outcast. then they treat you like dirt if you don't get them the newest nicest shit. my girl legit told me she did not want purse I bought her because it was second hand. Luis Vuton bag cost 500 USED you greedy cunt. talk about a slap to the face. what's worse is I feel like I can't do better in the United States. despite having lots of money being tall and not being completely ugly I can't find a woman who isn't a landwhale or total plebeian.
presently in a bar in fussa next to yakota air Force Base in Tokyo contemplating where it all went wrong.
comment or don't I just feel like venting.
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Sucks about the bitch.
Are you military?
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>>34863128
I'm not military I'm just near a base.
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>>34863275
What website did you meet this girl, OP?
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>going through 4chan folder
>see this
>remember that time the robot was kill
>look at the date
>it was almost 3 years ago
Where the fuck does time go, robots?
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what happened you faggot
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>>34863036
Fuck off newfag
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Post that robot pls
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_JAvVjKeWI
planet noises
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>>34862943
I've never heard anything like this before...I never even knew Planets made noise. I wonder what the Earth sounds like.
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>>34862982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhAXIjJ56xE
our planet's noises
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>>34862943
this thread is cool
originite
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My Mom just gave me my Valentine's Day chocolate.
What did you get from your Mom on Valentine's Day, robots?
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A text message wishing me a happy valentine's day and asking me if I've found a job yet. Thanks mom!
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herpes simplex
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>>34862915
$20 and a card
>fell for the weed isn't addictive meme
>haven't yet today for the first time in months
>shaking
>feel sick
>terrible anxiety
>scouring my apartment for roaches and grinder scraps
>have texted my dealer 5 times in the past two hours
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>>34862873
I don't know why people say it isn't addictive. Everything can become an addiction, even the Internet. Weed may be less addictive than other drugs, but still cause addiction.
Stay strong, OP
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Weed isn't addictive.
But its a drug.
So you get a withdraw.
There is a difference.
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>>34862873
Jeez man what's wrong with you.
>been cheefing the reefer all day everyday for 5 years now
>half to stop for the first time for army drug test
>4 days in already, just a bit bored and can't enjoy vidya right now
>no feinding or craving like your weak ass
I hope you don't ever touch any other drugs.