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>>34864441
expose her. be the hero we need.

>>34864483
Maybe I could blackmail her. I'm not sure how to expose her without people tracing it back to me.

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offer her a low deal for sex in an exciting proposition, she's likely to take it and you get to fuck and walk off

>>34864439
Imma be honest to you, nobody on this board can do anything for you in that aspect. Do it yourself, plan out some shit and go out on nightwalks, shit is /comfy/ as fuck.

>even THINKING of going outside

Fucking leave, normalfag

Go ask chad and stacey for advice

>>34864439
during summers i sometimes go and ride my bicycle in the countryside for a few hours maybe ride to the beach, mostly during evenings so can always get the most comfyest scenery perks of living in a small country.

but that doesnt really do anything to you,
its just aimlessly wandering around, maybe temporary stress, depression relief but it will come back soon after, and in the end time will still go on and youll still be a worthless neet

im sure it wasnt your thread. /r9k/ is just too fast recently and valentines day has made it worse. Hopefully itll sloe back down - i dont want to migrate .

>>34864322
Can you tell me what a Chad is mate?

>>34864477
a guy named chad, duh.

>>34864315
Not if you have sex with him first. Get the wig and the dress.

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>>34864315
You can't post images without originaI text.

>>34864315
>She is going to have sex with me tonight

Feels good to have a gf.

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>>34864312
>video games are really just for casual fun

opinion discarded.

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Who cares? We're all going to die and nothing has real value anyway.

>>34864331
>implying they are not
Delusional idiot.

Was your own fault for being too much of a faggot to take MDMA

If you did you could have ended up with a threesome.

Scared faggots never prosper.

Don't listen to >>34864228 OP,drugs are for faggots

>>34864261
Who is the faggot? The guy crying alone in a corner? Or the guy having a threesome?

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Sex deprivation causes depression in men. Depression makes it really difficult to learn anything, or muster the energy to try to learn something

I have a degree from one of the top engineering schools in the country

>>34864240
I had to self medicate to stop my depression so I was able to learn.

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>>34864254
What did you self medicate with?

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>reading physical manga
>Reading physical manga in public

>>34864202
Feels better. And my eyes don't hurt as much.

>go to manga corner in a store just to see what they have
>there's a girl
>she's checking out some yaoi stuff
>start looking around
>see some shojo stuff, then tate no yuusha, haganai, koe no katachi
>find to love ru
>can't help but crack a laugh and check it out with a smile
>realize something out in the corner of my eye
>the girl with the yaoi manga quickly took distance and looks at me like shit
>put the manga back and run away

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pls post the hurting video

He's literally doing better than ever.

>>34864143
he sleeps from 11 AM to 8 PM... a sure sign of depression.

>>34864101

>move as young child to the west
Same here
>other immigrant Slav women prefer Chad or Tyrone over Slavs
More like they degrade themselves by going for 3/10 western men.
>Legitimately considering moving back home soon
Honestly, I would never move back home. There is nothing there for me. And I am already a qualified accountant in the UK so there would be no point going from a GBP 50k+ salary to a GBP 10-20k salary.
I'd prefer to move to a more liberal city in the country I'm currently residing in.
I'm a nomad.

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friendly reminder that the Polish are subhuman vermin in the west and Africans are preferred immigrants to them

>>34864101
>I'm a nomad.
Same here. But at least I finally have women figured out now. It's great to be with a desirable Western girl and have the local guys stare at you with rage in their eyes because you're fucking "their girls".

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>>34864076
>gf asks to have sex
>has girlfriend
GET OUT!!!NOW!!

>girl ask to suck my dick
>"no"
>she was just joking

>>34864076
>Okay i'm going to Jamal's house for a while

>>34864059
Boring. They can be pretty chill if you don't act mental. They let me leave for the day or just when I wanted to go for a walk to the park.

Everyone is quiet and as ashamed as you to be there.

Bring enough stuff to keep yourself entertained, they might not have the internet.

they would give me atavan or some shit and I'd be knocked out all fucking day. we had drawing classes and talked about how we feel at certain points of the day. other than that I watch tv with the other losers but don't talk about anything crazy like drugs or something. niggas are watching 24/7

BORING
Get some books and magazines

>>34863943
kek
I think I just come across as asexual to my family, I think my mum once brought up the idea of a girlfriend once

>>34863943
You're mom is a saint, mine told me it's my own fault I'm alone and she regrets having me.

>she tells me this every valentines day for the past 5 years.

>>34863990
im trying to give that idea across too but its just not working as evidenced by this

>>34864007
i wish my mum would be real with me. i dont know how she expects me to react tot this.

dad is a barber, don't have to deal with that shit

feels good

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>haven't cut my hair in 10 months
>normies at work laugh at me for having such long hair
>don't give a fuck

>>34863800

>dad is gay
>Don't have to deal with that shit
>feels good

>>34863771
I don't know, do you want to be my girlfriend?

>>34863771
You guys can only dream of a girl who'd say something that autistic.

Originally pathetic.

>>34863771
For the exact same reason I don't have a girlfriend any other day you fucking peanut.