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>Allegations of being a Russian puppet
>Pee pee tape rumors
>Small crowds
>Travel ban being overturned
>Didn't even read the executive order putting Bannon on NSC
>Keeps ditching his work to watch TV and fire off Tweets
>Between his private wealth and his presidential powers, he's likely one of the most powerful people in human history, but he can't stop fucking whining about how unfair everything is to him
>Conway made ethical breach by turning an interview into a fucking Ivanka commercial
>Best Comrade Flynn turns out to be making deals with Russia behind everyone's back, including Trump, and then fucking lies about it to Pence
>Trump thinks a fucking public country club dining room is the perfect spot to talk to Japan's PM about sensitive national security issues; he doesn't even have the fucking forethought to go find someplace more private. BUT MUH EMAILS!

It's just one fuck up after another with this administration. It never fucking ends. When is he supposed to Make America Great Again?
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>Pee pee tape rumors
i must have missed this episode. can i get a quick rundown?
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>>34863105
>>>/pol/
It is a good practice to discuss things in the appropiate places
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>boomers ruined this country
>lets elect the most privileged boomer to lead us

lmao.

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What's your favorite sexual fantasy anon?
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>>34862783
Pretty much that, OP.
Though, I'd prefer a real catgirl so I could do anal
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Finding a girl that's sexually interested in me and having sexual intercourse with her.
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>>34862783
self insert mind break

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>anime is now normie as fuck
>vidya is normie as fuck
>4chan is normie as fuck
>drugs are normie as fuck

what's something that hasn't been defiled by the participation of normies that I can do that isn't illegal?

pls guys, i want to be special
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>>34858508
Sorry friend. Only the illegal things are still not infested with normies. You now what to do.
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human trafficking
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>>34856404

time to get into traps

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I'm 200 grand in student loan debt with a useless degree in art and the only thing I can think of to do is sell myself into slavery by joining the military.
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>>34857423
Who cares? What kind of replies are you expecting with this post?

"You're a dumbass with only yourself to blame?"

Is that what you want me to say to you?
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I was once talking with a navy veteran about if joining would be right for me though, and what he told me he tells everyone who asks is this: if life as it is right now causes you pain and emotional stress, don't do it.
It does for me.
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>>34857478
You can say that if you want, but something constructive would be nice.

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prison gay edition
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anime honestly lads
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need to order something between 6p and 3.98 quid on amazon for my order to be more cost efficent due to free delivery on orders over 20 quid
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>>34854768
I'm on deaths door lads, thought i was feeling better but i fell asleep on the sofa for a few hours and now its way worse. Can't even talk

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>tfw no Valentine for 28 years in a row
>in high school once, when I was trying to be likable and make friends, I casually asked some (female) friends of mine what they were doing for Valentine's Day
>"going out with you, anon!"
>fucking idiot me thought she was serious
>"r-really?! where should we go?! I know tons of cool places!"
>"haha no anon I was only joking, haha you got so excited oh wow"
>never talk to them again out of shame
Why do normies think this is okay? Do they even have souls? That's just fucked up...I'd at least feel bad...
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>>34854021
If it makes you feel any better, she probably looks back on it and feels bad. Kids in high school are super, super awkward.
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>mfw she will be fucking him tomorrow night and I'll be home in bed
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>tfw fell in love years ago and have never been able to escape it no matter how much I try to pretend it isn't there

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Let's have an Ancient meme thread
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>>34844392
It's been a long time friend

origarinoini
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqKD5q7h6Oo
>8 years ago
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>>34844392
Originality is my specialty

The only snaps you lonely weebs gonna be getting on valentine's day is the one from team snapchat
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>>34866665
>The only snaps y

what?
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>using snaptchat

leave
now
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What do you mean by "snap"?

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Should I buy Valentine's Day flowers for the girl who's cucking me? She'll probably just lie and tell all her friends that Chad bought them for her.
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No.
Fuck no.
Why would you.
Go do something else.
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>>34866283
Buy some for your mum instead op. She will appreciate it a lot more than some roastie scum
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>>34866283
>Should I buy Valentine's Day flowers for the girl who's cucking me?

Isn't this obvious? Of course you should

Help! I need ideas on what to do for Valentine's Day! So far my best option is Red Lobster, but I'd like to do something better.

Inb4 ree. I'm taking out my anime waifu to celebrate our love.
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Bump Valentine's Day edition.
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>>34866124
>Red Lobster,

I know you can do better than THIS
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>>34866562
Like what? I'd prefer a mainstream restaurant, but I'm sure all the best ones (like Cheesecake Factory) are filled to max occupancy tonight.

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Ever notice how normies always have this "aura" around them like they have never suffered a day in their lives? I have an emotionless blank stare and always look depressed, just lifeless really.
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>>34866088
>Ever notice how normies always have this "aura" around them like they have never suffered a day in their lives?

Because they like to live in the present
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>>34866088
>5-inch penis
Thanks OP, I feel more confident now.
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>>34866175

Nt, normies are scum and deserve to get gassed.

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>Coworkers are discussing their Valentine's Day plans after work
>They'll be having sex with their BFs
TFW alone
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Ill b ur d8

Skype only though

This message has been brought to you by the Valentines Day Appreciation Committee
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dw roastie, chad will probably pick you up after he is done with stacy.
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>>34866123
Nah shes probbly fat and cant ride or suck dick

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jo291
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big ups to my boy jo hes a real gaming talent hard to come by in the scene these days haha anybdoy remember the time when super mario brothers was brand new and my dad would come and sit down with me in the living room and play it and then we'd sit there and ply for a few hours at a time and then he'd bend me over and fuck my asshole with the controller hah good times good jo291 thread thanks for stopping by
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haha thanks guys, its nice to know that my fans really care about my urinary tract infection and are there to support me in my time of need. Lo0k out for my new stream of winter heist simulator we are going to be doing the nuzclok 78 run of the Ukrainian heist to unlock the Vladimir Putin player model

BUZUNIS
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haha dude haha
aha

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How would a white guy go about finding an asian girlfriend?
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>>34865827
Step One: Be Chad
Step Two: Go somewhere where there are Asians.
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Live in Toronto

Worked for me
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I'm in uni and it seems like every Asian girl there has a bf. Even the ones sitting by themselves in class have bfs.

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Explain me the anti-robot logic of lefties.
> healthcare is a human right
> sex is not
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>>34865801
explain to me how sex should be a human right.
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>>34865801
>everyone should pay for birth control because we can't even try to discourage being a filthy whore
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>>34865801
universal healthcare is not a human right, but it's the standard for every 1st world nation

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