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>>34868457
Why are you leaving? Is something wrong there?

>>34868457

You'll be back, Anon, as long as you're still alive.

good night lad, sleep well now.

>>34868383
pic not reIated i guess?

>>34868383
>he thinks he's attainable to any women above the lowest tier of what passes as 'human'

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>>34868397
>>34868406
I know they're not really attainable I just couldn't think of a better adjective

>>34868268
8========B OOPS 2 heads

>>34868602
rero0oooll

Help I'm trapped in a shitpost factory
Somehow that wasn't originally AL

>>34867844
0 replies. How fitting.

>>34867884
>0 replies. How fitting.
posted it 4 minutes ago, give this thread some time.

>>34867844
why are pua sites considered scam?

>>34867763
why familianga

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>>34867785
Mom is out on a date and there's nothing to eat

>>34867823
Stupid bitch. Unleash your autistic wrath on her.

I masturbate like 6-10 times a day depending on my schedule.

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>>34867642
>How often do females masturbate?
it doesn't matter

>>34867670
>I masturbate like 6-10 times a day depending on my schedule.
What do you masturbate to?

>>34867531
>implying I'd buy pizza for another dude
I'm not gay, what the eff

>>34867531
i'm sorry to hear that, femanon

{{{{{{{{{HUGGGZZZ}}}}}}}}}

>>34867576
>femanon
ano.... anon-san....

not if you find a girl who likes being rimmed, gaped, and getting colon massages
like me

>>34867426
feeeemales like anal play too

If you only want anal/ other anal things she will think you're a closeted homo that could be a dealbreaker for her and she'll dump you.

LMAO just when I thought he couldn't get more based

>>34866973
If you are not a WEEB then you are gay jew who supports male genital mutilation.

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I love milo but shut the fuck up. anime is the shit

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>>34866738

>tfw my little brother gets banned from watching his videos now because mommy thinks he's an alt-right neo-nazi

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>>34866738

>turbo Chad


You leave my pure Aryan husbando alone.

>Around ewes never relax!

>But don't insult real-life jews, we need their shekels. D-deus v-vult...

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>>34866690
Funnily enough the guy she dated in that one episode had the same name as me

>>34866690
My nigga,

Very oregano

>>34866771
Top tier taste, my negro. This chick awakened my homosexual side from a young age. She was a great character.

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tfw no thiccleesi gf

>>34866098
that morph is fucking awful quality

>>34866077
I don't even fucking drink, let alone interact with women.
What the fuck would I do in a bar?
Retard.

Nice dubs.

>>34865907
The women of those countries are part of an alliance much stronger and much, much more prosperous than Russia, Iran, and China combined. I get the point you're trying to make, but if anything your image only proves that having women running the show isn't necessarily a bad thing.

>>34865989
Those countries leech off the US for their defense
Don't really have to put that much thought into defense when you have big brother America willing to best the shit out of anyone who calls you a mean name

>>34865907
So how exactly do you suppose a country should finance public goods?

>>34865861
fucking whore knows what she's doing

>>34865861

You're not a alpha male though
you're probably average/above average face
you're probably a social autist

you're posting on an mongolian frog-yawning imageboard for (yous)

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>>34865861
So you obviously don't care?

Why would this be a problem

If I keep my teeth touching, my jawline sort of disappears and I get a bit of a double chin. If I let my jaw go slack but still keep my mouth closed, the double chin goes away and my jawline looks better.

>tfw mom and dad have practically no neck, it's just a giant chin

I'm not there yet, but I feel like I'm heading down the same path.

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How do you stop mouth breathing in your sleep? I can keep my mouth closed all day but I mouth breathe in my sleep. Every time I wake up my mouth is hanging open and I'm drooling like a retard.