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What is he thinking about?
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>>34865236
>"tfw too intelligent for cuckold porn"
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>>34865236
>tfw no woman to use as an uncomfortable chair.
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>>34865236
>I'm getting paid to do this
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Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, no
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yeah
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That song was MY SHIT in 10th grade.
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*helicopter noise intensifies*
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IT AlNT ME starts pIaying
If you guys had a time machine that only goes to the 1920s-1950s,
Would you start all over?
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>>34881374
I'd probably be an even bigger failure back then desu. Not sure what I'd even do for a job.
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>>34881419
Take a sports almanac and you'll be set
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Nah welfare wasnt as good back then, fuck working, its for normies.
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45 year old khv incel here. AMA.
Boy, the knowledge I could impart upon you all...
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>>34880916
If you have so much knowledge, why don't you just highlight some key points you think robots can benefit from?
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>>34880916
Does it get better, or at least more tolerable?
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>be 36
>decide to finally go to community college
>join study group fall semester
>girl in study group is in middle college
>she has a boyfriend
>during fall semester she becomes attracted to me because manhood.
>boyfriend gets jealous and possessive
>she starts calling me to complain about him
>starts flirting with me over the phone
>sends me pics of her tits
>invites me to her 18th birthday party
>her boyfriend and his friends jump me at the party
>they lose. 5 against 1. not my first rodeo (veteran)
>she breaks up with him in front of the whole party and kicks them out
>"You don't own me!! Who the fuck do you think you are???"
>takes a picture of herself giving me a blowjob in the bathroom an hour later and sends it to him
>can't cum because molly
>take her to the back bedroom and fuck her for 5 hours.
>first orgasm in her entire life. Has 9 more and starts crying and says she's in love with me
>instant stage five clinger
>push her away, intentionally not returning texts and phone calls for days at a time
>fuck two of her friends
>only makes her want me more
>introduce her to bondage and she loves it
>forced orgasm, pain, breath play
>agrees to be my sub
>tell her to talk her friends into joining us
>double blowjob two days later
>watch them eat each other out in the 69 position for an hour
>first time lesbian for both of them
>fuck her friend standing doggy facing her while she stands in the corner and watches us
>they make out with each other while I fuck her friend
>pussy on tap any time I want it ever since
Going back to college was the best decision I've ever made in my entire life.
>pic related
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>>34880816
Nice fantasy about becoming Chad.
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>>34880816
too skinny, 0/10 would not fug
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>>34880816
Quality fake story, OP.
Why are crazy/mentally unstable girls better at sex?
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stop this glorification of mental illness you god damn faggot
it's so annoying
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>>34880779
Because they're not good at anything else.
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No filter. The more self-awareness you lack, the more confident you are, and the more confident you are, the more enthusiastic you are about most things in life. That translates very well into sex, usually.
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this whole board is a bunch of teenagers
im sick of you guys talking about fucking "sex" and "girlfriends" constantly. you guys are obsessed and thats how i know youre irrational horny teenagers
get over this shit. you shouldnt be talking about this shit its bizarre. im forever alone just as much as you guys but i dont even think about it anymore. i just dont care. it makes me cringe when every other thread is about not having a girlfriend or only being 5'7 or ive never been in love before or hurrr ill never see a girl naked
SHUT UP
just go jerk off in 2 seconds and then go talk about something that is actually something and not this weird r9k obsessed religion
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OP
Is
Not
An
Original
Faggot
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fucking faggots
you guys are so young and normy that you still THINK about getting a gf and youre such a normy that even tho you say BAWW NO GF youre still saying it which means you still have the THOUGHT of having a gf still
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>>34880497
Could I get alfredo sauce with this pasta
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how do i stop crying whenever I'm yelled at? I always get really nervous and cry in the face of authority or confrontation. What should I do?
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>>34880397
I know this feel anon. Every time I'm faced with even a mild confrontation, I start to cry and just lose control.
I'm looking for an answer too.
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What kind of confrontation? Give examples OP
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>>34880494
like the other day my friend yelled at me for forgetting to pay him back. He's a lot bigger than me physically so that combined with his anger just made me break down
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Can you guys give me feedback on the lyrics I've written?
>NEET
I wanna be a neet
Otaku, social reject
Never quite fit in
That's why I'm dropping out of life
Why go to school?
Why leave my house?
Why leave my room?
It's such a bore
Cigs, weed,
Guitar and albums
These days
That's all I'm up for
Go to bed at eight
Fall asleep at four
Jerk off
Behind my closed bedroom door
I wanna be a neet,
The real world has got me beat
About myself, I'm not too sure
Most would call me insecure
Anxieties unfounded
Paranoia overwhelming
Depression unbounded
Self-doubt crippling
No space for 3d passions
In this room
Pretend girlfriends
And Japanese cartoons
I'm alone it will always be that way
I'm so sad it'll always be that way
Got no drive it'll always be that way
Got no money it'll always be that way
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>>34879712
I hate the content of it
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>>34879743
Why? How can I improve it?
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Please give me feedback guys, I wrote this with our board in mind
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is 5'7 small? sometimes I feel girl-sized
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>>34879619
Manlets make the best traps.
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It's taller than the average of 5'4" for women but I can't speak for whether women will pass you over due to your height or not.
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>>34879619
You're girl-sized for a reason, anon. Now it's time to let a man feminize you and keep you as a live-in maid and onahole.
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>in liner algebra course
>qt grill sits in front of me
>notice today she's reading the same book I am
Guys I think this is a sign, what do?
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>>34879036
idk ask a non virgin board
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>>34879036
She's baiting you to talk about the book. Just say, "hey, same book?" and let the conversation flow from there. If you're still lost, consider asking her how she felt about characters and plot events, and remember to submit your own opinion on those things.
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>>34879036
that's the textbook you dumb shit
You have 10 seconds to be as much of a newfag as possible.
I'll go first.
>HELLO GUYS CAN YOU PLEASE RAID THIS GUY'S CHANNEL K THANKS BYE
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I don't understand. Is it supposed to be a potato?
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>>34878792
> "you shouldn't use the word fag like that, it's 2017 we shouldn't shame people like that"
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You guys are a bunch of niggers
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>tfw no mentally ill bf
i can't date anyone that's not as mentally fucked as i am
>bpd
>rad
>anorexic
>ptsd
>onset paranoid schizo
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>tfw no mentally ill gf
is it sad that i relate to the girl in that doco on multiple fronts?
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>>34878732
i was raped as a 4 year old and im pretty sure she has rad too.. makes sense
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>>34878580
>bpd
>rad
>anorexic
>ptsd
>onset paranoid schizo
So youre a needy little bitch who needs someone to take care of her while giving nothing to the relationship?
Better practice those makeup skills
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why havent you been meditating, bots? It can help with your anxiety and put you in a state where you can't feel any good or bad pain (which is better than just bad pain). In last week's meltdown meditation brought me out of my hulk stage and put me in a more reasonable mindset. The first 5 minutes of trying to sit still were hell, but before i knew it i was as quiet as a lotus flower in a tranquill pond, sometimes my pineal gland will randomly activate and i'll see hypnagogic imagery which is always interesting.
>"how do i meditate?"
just sit criss cross and keep your back (relatively) straight, what you do with your hands dosen't matter
>"its too hard"
doing nothing is too hard? c'mon
>"I-i have no time!"
you NEETs have plenty of time to waste.
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>>34878375
Apparently it can induce apathy or even mental illness. At least that's what the poster everyone decries as the "Anti-Buddha" tells me.
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>>34878416
if you are a robot, its not getting better for you anyway. I've been experimenting with W.I.L.D and it's givin me some trippy inception episodes. horrifying yet full of awe and mystery.
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FUCK OFF with ur Asian bullshit the only thing you need is PRAYER
MEDITATION IS HERESY
Let me say that again if you mediate and COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEVIL then you are going to BURN IN HELL
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this is my thread, only im allowed in it
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>>34878374
I am commandeering this thread.
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>>34878374
can I play? i brought oreos
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Tee hee anon don't you want to kiss my lips? It's valentine's day anon