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>girl(friend) made nasty comment to me about me being alone on Valentines day
>stop talking to her
>shes commenting on my normiebook messages
>she only does this when shes having problems with her long distance boyfriend

This is it fellas. Im in control now.

oregano???commento??
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>>34866952
With great power comes great responsibility.
So get your head out of the clouds. Did you even tell her why you stopped talking to her? Has she apologized?
Why the fuck do you seem happy that she has relationship problems?
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>>34866952
>oregano???commento??

Why the fuck did you type that, OP
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>>34866952
>roastie bitch is annoyed at her bf and falls back on her beta orbiter
>orbiter eats it up and feels like he's important to her
You fell for it

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Path of Exile thread:

>Do you like it?
>Fought any breachlords?
>Your rarest drop?
>Favourite build?
>Meh Diablo 3 is better?
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>>34866894
>Hell yeah
>Just Xoph
>Divine Orb
>Ancestral Warchief Marauder
>Just no
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>>34866894

>>Do you like it?
Kinda, I hate the devs though.
>>Fought any breachlords?
Yeah, the fire, lightning, and ice ones. I got bored of the league and quit playing before I had enough shards to do the phys and chaos ones.
>>Your rarest drop?
Shavronne's Wrappings, Windripper, Belly of the Beast, Voltaxic Rift. All in the relevant leagues when they were expensive, idk what any of those items are worth these days.
>>Favourite build?
I miss Cast on Crit.
>>Meh Diablo 3 is better?
Diablo 3 is hot garbage.
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>yfw quit but still have a legacy shavs just sitting in my standard stash

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Who /yikyak/ here?

I just upvote all the troll posts and then complain about my life as anon.

Also my favorite icon is green Canoe
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>>34866705
I do the exact same thing on yik yak. I also like to catfish other robot types and then steal their pictures.
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>>34866748
Sweet dude

What's your favotiee icon?
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>>34866814
Dont really have one. But I do like the lantern.

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this guy smacks your gf on the ass and says he was jut breaking your balls

what do?
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go home and get my shinebox like the cuck i am
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>>34866676
WAAAY DOOOOOWN BELOW THE OCEANNN

WHERRRRRE I WANNA BE (SHE MAY BE)~

How the fuck was that not original you cat eating gook fucko? 32 seconds your mom you goddamn micro dicked chink faggot
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This guy comes up to you and slaps your girl's ass, slaps your girl's ass.

What do you do?

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Gays arent allowed to talk about being gay/anything gay related
Absolutely no traps, period.
Most members are right wing/right leaning
Everyone is very autistic.

Pls join
https://discord.gg/dnB3F

Link expires in 30 mins will repost if anyones actually interested after it dies.
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>>34866666
Nice fucking digits m8.
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>>34866678
Sorry for shtting up those digits with my cancer advertising guys.
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The chat is too fastmoving

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>the niggers are getting rowdy again
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>>34866419
The white kid is being mopey again
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>>34866419

The White kids are inventing things and creating high society again
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>>34866419

The Asian kids are being feminine again.

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>tfw no parasite single bf
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>>34866399
this show fucking sucks, every anime i try to watch is horrible, i cant even be a loser correctly
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>>34866471
Read manga, it's better.
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Tomoko becomes a normo slut later in the manga anyway.

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/r9k/ this has been bothering me for many months now and the more I think about it, the more I go crazy because one question leads to an EVEN more difficult one. At this moment in time there are some 6 billion people alive on earth. Moreover, there have been billions alive in the past - before me - and there will be billions more after me. Yet, of all these human beings, there is one individual (from my perspective) that stands out from the rest, that's different from all the others. And that person, of course, is me. Presumably I could have been any one of all those billions. But something determined that I would be on the inside of this particular body. What determined that? How was that association made? What determined that my consciousness would manifest itself in this (my) particular) body - out of all those others?
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I feel like you think you're being really deep, but you're not.
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>>34866335
>/r9k/ this has been bothering me for many months now and the more I think about it, the more I go crazy because one question leads to an EVEN more difficult one. At this moment in time there are some 6 billion people alive on earth. Moreover, there have been billions alive in the past - before me - and there will be billions more after me. Yet, of all these human beings, there is one individual (from my perspective) that stands out from the rest, that's different from all the others. And that person, of course, is me. Presumably I could have been any one of all those billions. But something determined that I would be on the inside of this particular body. What determined that? How was that association made? What determined that my consciousness would manifest itself in this (my) particular) body - out of all those others?

ur mom
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because random shit happens

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Eternal virgins report. How does it feel to be alone in the normiest day of the year?
t.KHHV 18 yo slav
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>>34866242
>be me
>enjoy valentines day with the misses
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>18

Easy there, cowboy. You got a few more years before you can give in yet.
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>>34866242
>33

It's always been just another day for me, I only remembered it was valentines day when I saw my parents cards for one another

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>valentines day
>not one text, call, or offer from a guy
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Tits and time stamp, we will give you the attention your father didn't.
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Same I just need a man to sleep on
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>>34866266
first post best post and checked

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We be each other's Valentines in this thread.
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>>34866221
>that fucking OP image
>>>/reddit/
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Who's going to be my valentine (female)
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>>34866625

Fembot here. I'll be your valentine, based tripfag.

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>friendly old lady in work gave me a flower for my gf
>404 gf not found

Who invented this day? Chad and Stacy so they can laugh at us for being disgusting creatures?
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Wasn't laughing until I saw this thread desu.
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>>34866193
>visit Grandma
>"How's your gf doing?"
>0__o
>mfw
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>>34866193
God fucking damn it, laughed hard.
Just keep the flower and enjoy the fact that you won't have to deal with this day for another 365 days.

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How do you react to this without looking like a sperg ?
>at a friend's house to play NiER with the boys
>this friend is a borderline Chad so three of his normie friends come uninvited
>we're watching Ghost Adventures because this show is rad
>since they arrived well after us they don't have anywhere to seat on so they just take shitty chairs while we sit on the sofas
>I go take my pizza out of the oven
>come back to the living room
>One of his friends just fucking stood up and took my seat on the comfy armchair
>I look at him and try to be as nice as possible and ask him to fucking move out of my chair
>he looks at me with the most serious look I have ever seen and says "err...like...bro, it's like...just a seat bro ? why do you care ?"
>by now everyone in the room is looking at us and I just have to shove it up my ass and sit down on a shitty chaid 5ft away from the tv
>they leave after the show because they understood they were not welcome

how the fuck could I have made him move the fuck away from my seat without making a fucking scene ?
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>>34866026
You should have told him it was your seat. You left your refreshments there. You had your snacks ready. It was definitely marked as your spot. They had no right to take it.
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>>34866026
>playing NiER together

This is about as beta as it gets.
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Well you were a guest senpai, you really had no saying over anything.
Just be like dude I was sitting there, could you move?
If he doesn't want to be nice that's his problem, so you proceed to go sit somewhere else, really there is no procedure for this OP, just be polite, I mean, don't let faggots walk over ou, but dont get angry over something stupid either.

You did fine, don't sperg out for silly things.

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What are some effective ways to kill yourself?
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The good ol' shotgun mouthwash
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By exercising extreme willpower and starving yourself to death.
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>>34865710
Fall in love and marry the girl,
then start a family and then die of old age

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TFW Valentine's Day is in Black History month

TFW nothing for both
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>be blackbot
>know absolutely nothing about black history

i-i'm sure we did stuff. we wuz peanut butter makers n shit right?
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>>34865689
You're not even black, faggot. Stop race baiting.
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>>34865675
Fuck, this wojak reminds me of Lee (TWD)
Thx anon, I'm even more sad now

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