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>>34872084
>>are you doing anything special for today?
No, and I feel like shit because of it.
>>if possible, what would you like to do with your waifu on valentine's day?
I don't like leaving the house, or my room for that matter, so I'd likely stay away from the cliche restaurant idea.

Perhaps I'd just lie in bed with her, cuddle, watch some anime or shit. Just be comfy all day, share some sweets and maybe even kiss.
idk. I don't know how to love, or how to be loved.

But I just want to protect her smile.

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>>34872084
>are you doing anything special for today?
I had some very yummy cake earlier today, although that wasn't because it was Valentine's - I just felt like eating it
>if possible, what would you like to do with your waifu on valentine's day?
Have a nice warm cuddle in bed and kisu each other

My inferior 3d waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJM3vhnf-3Q

>>34872034
are we talking about girls or girls(male)

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>>34872034
Now why the fuck did my phone fuck up. I chose this pic.

I was disappointed that these two hoes didn't start trading slaps.

>I'm so fucking tired of normies
Why, OP?

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>>34872010
someone started a rumor about me being in the legion hold, a fedorito group from my country believed to be responsible for a recent school shooting in my state and im suspended for a week.

>>34871869
>step 1: jack off, this is a crucial step
>step 2: jizz into a jar. Do this a lot, so you have a large storage.
>step 3: go and buy a gas mask or something to protect your sense of smell. this is important.
>step 4: close your jizz jar and keep it in a warm, humid place, or anywhere it can ferment.
>step 5: add piss if you want
>step 6: after aging for a while (the longer the better) take the jar and pour the contents into their bags
>step 7: ???
>step 8: profit

women are fucked up beyond repair

r.i.p earth

Breivik gets shit loads of female obsessive letters

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>>34871833
This is his girlfriend

>stalking oneitis snapchat on Valentine's
Try deleting her you dip

>>34871847
I couldn't help it. I should've never opened it

>>34871788
Don't follow your 'one' on social media. It will fuck your shit up. Some of the best advice I've ever gotten from a therapist was to stop following my 'one' on FB and a Twitter. My mood improved considerably as a result.

777! KEK HAS SPOKEN!
Friends shall come to you!

>>34871777
checked

you will get friends this year

>>34871823
>>34871848

based kek has upgrades this into a steam friends thread

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Nah, I just stopped being overly optimistic and came to terms with the fact that no one will ever love me.

>>34871591
im always sad anon.
doesnt matter if its valentine's or nah.
i dont have a gf on every other day, why would this make me more sad?

>>34871591
>meme dog she doesn't even love

>>34871550
Proud.
I always get chills and my skin starts to itch.

>>34871550
good job anon!
i speak on the behalf of the community known af r9k; we are proud of you anon.

>>34871550

Butterflys in your stomach?

DIGEST THEM!

>>34871423
I have a mate that's like that.
When you touch his arm or something innocently he properly freaks the fuck out all like "get the fuck off me! I don't like people touching me!"... I don't get it.

yes i do that too. I think its because i value physical contact a lot and so when its with someone im not romantically interested in it feels disgusting.

i don't understand why you would touch a person
for conversation it must mean that you want your lies to seem even more passionate
when i am touched it is clear that the person has no respect and is trying every trick to compel my will
i make no responses to alert them that i know their pathetic game
and i never speak again with them

there isn't enough water on all of earth to fill the grand canyon
perhaps all the cummies could fill the vatican

>>34871336
>Could it fill up the Grand Canyon?

No you dumb ass

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>>34871393
>here isn't enough water on all of earth to fill the grand canyon

>>34871328
> tfw two inteligence to dumb myself down for small talk and force myself to fake laugh at the dumb jokes girls make

> two inteligence

But not that smart when it comes to spelling it seems.

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>>34871360
>tfw thou inteligennt though fall for a double bait

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s9FkExwEwV

Da, previet. Babushka. Niet.

>>34871290
I know some russian:

kot blini

>>34871290
give avp

ask them to just completely fuck your shit up

>>34871278
Just shave it all off lmao

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>>34871278
Pic relato, if you're not blonde ask for a bleach

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How is she 10/10 qt and 10/10 sexy? How is this fair to other girls?

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i want to cum inside her

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>>34871683
her THICC state is the best thing that ever happened.

>>34871222
>mfw there are normies who use 'kek' as a universal substitute word and in fact have zero clue what it means
>mfw I contributed by spreading memes
how badly did I fuck up

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>mfw chad brother talks to parents about kek

>>34871312
all memes must eventually die
circle of life