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LED DA BEED DROB LED LED DA BEED DROB
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>>34879326
acording to this thig you are fukign gey
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>>34879385
acording to this thig you are fukign ded
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>>34879490
YOU HAVE TRIGGERED ME IMPOTENT PEON
THIS THREAD IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE ORDER OF THE DARK OATS
ALL SATANISTS AND DEMON WORSHIPPERS WILL BE PURGED IN THE NAME OF THE OATS
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What's your last name?
My (only) friend and I both want to change our last names, but don't have a good idea in mind. He wants something professional sounding to go into business with.
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>>34879223
Smith
based asf hny
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>>34879223
Not today FBI I am David Davidson
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>>34879298
A little too common. It'd make it look like we're running from the law or something.
>>34879335
That's not the point of the thread, nigger. Just shoot out some good sounding surnames.
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Has anybody realized that 95% of people's usual hobbies involve staring at a screen of sorts?
Reading a book is lame, how else can I escape it?
Buying a basketball hoop? It's fucking freezing outside.
playing an instrument is cool - anything else aside from that though?
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>>34879163
Carpentey/woodwork
Blacksmith/forging
Bowyer/archery
???
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>>34879163
OP here again:
f you think about it.
We want to add substance to our lives, without forcing anything.
So you know, building models would be cool - model cars, ships, buildings, etc...I'd do it with a girlfriend or something, but by myself would be depressing - for me.
Maybe staying active in projects somehow would do it.
Fuck.
I just want to escape the mundane modern traps of life bros, but without feeling un-authentic
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>>34879163
autistic fun? i got you
pen spinning
card flourishing
progressive bodyweight routine
cooking
papercraft and origami
crochet/knitting
Anonymous
Why don't you get a sugar momma? 2017-02-15 03:17:20 Post No.34879097
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Why don't you get a sugar momma?
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Plenty of high-powered career women want nothing more than a boyfriend to stay at home and take care of the house and have dinner ready when they get home.
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>>34879097
Because they only want Chad
this is original
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>>34879121
They don't want Chad, Chad would cheat on them while they're at work and he's at home.
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>high-powered career women
ambitious people are a nightmare
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Weird Thing today, need some help
> staying after school for extra credit lecture
> not many people there, doesn't start for long time
> see girl I crushed hard on
> go over to her
> we make small talk
> Since Valentine's day, she asks, "any plans? you got any hot dates?" (obvious sarcasm)
> go along with a reply, "the hottest."
> "Is it yourself?"
> "Yup"
> talk about workload and actual things we're doing
> near end of convorsation
> I realize I can see her nipples through her shirt
> 90% sure she's not wearing a bra
> ohshit.jpg
> pic similar, same shirt, hotter girl
> wait for her to leave before I do
I have her number still.
How could I possibly bring this up in conversation without seeming like I'm a autistic pervert? If I can't, how do I forget it so I don't drive myself into a depression?
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Boi that is not something you wanna bring up, continue with useless small talk
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>>34879068
"it was cold earlier, huh?"
i wouldnt bring it up
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>>34879068
Please don't idiot
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Things girls say that give you a boner 2017-02-15 03:15:31 Post No.34879052
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Things girls say that give you a boner
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What are some things a girl has said to you or that they can say that give you a boner?
>saying "aaawwww!" and talking in a nurturing tone and telling me I'm cute
>saying "poor baby" while caressing my head
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It would be nice to get a femanon to speak some things
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>>34879052
Those things literally kill my boner because it's endearing and emasculating
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>>34879052
i want you to fill me up
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BECAUSE MAYBE
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME
AND AFTER ALL
YOU'RE MY WONDERWALL
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I NEED TO BE MYSEEEEEEEEEEEELF
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AND SO SALLY CAN WAIT, SHE KNOWS ITS TOO LATE
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LOOK OUT WHEN HE STORMS THROUGH
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What do I say to her because I want both
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>>34878975
just tell her you wanna be the man who walked out of her life when she was young
she'll get the dad reference instantly
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>>34878975
ask her if u can choke her while she chokes you and see who dies first
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>>34878975
Tell her you want to suck her cock.
Anons, I need to tell you all something.
>be me, male, turned 18 recently
>flashback to tumblr days and I roleplayed on tumblr as a mortal kombat character
>girl from this tumblr roleplaying community talks to me again
>add her on skype
>talk to her on skype once
>stop talking
>messages me (actual message)
>"Y'know, we haven't spoken in a while (read: ever). Wanna remedy that?~"
>FUCKING SAYS THIS
>"Well, Skype gave the alert "anon is online", I thought "oml who is that" then turns out it's a cool dude who I hadn't really spoken to much beforehand~"
>ya sounds cool
>today
>"So I kinda did a thing today, I bought some tights, cut them down, and made thigh highs"
>!!!
>Ask her to show me
>shows me several amazing photos of her legs
>cosplaying
>She is fucking hot as fuck
>Instant boner
>"D'aw, all of this excitement over li'l ol' me? Also, my legs are pretty much my greatest asset (other than my fashion sense). Also, yup, happy Valentines Day, hope you like your present~!"
>super excited
>bunch of pictures of her in a pair of boxers and black thigh high stockings
>"So, I have three highly suggestive cosplay pics, two are essentially the same (but one is in darkness, the other's in a messy room), and one is the aforementioned Creative Use For Jotaro's Hat~"
>Send her pic related
>she sends me 4 pics of her laying down in thigh highs
>tell her that I'm fapping to it
>tell her i want to rip her boxers off
>"Hehe you're so kind~<3"
>amidreaming,jpg
>continues to tease me with revealing pics
>see one pic with her hand in her boxers, I think I can see her pussy
>ask to call her on skype to mutually masturbate
>SHE AGREES
>she lives in england so it's late
>I sit there awkwardly praising her and worshiping her
>sends me another pic
>I'm waiting to see her pussy
>one more pic
>sit there awkwardly
>she's grabbing a bulge in her boxers
>sit there awkwardly for five minutes
>SHEHASAPENIS.JPG
>ask her with MY VOICE "is that a penis"
>she says yes in chat
>AWKWARD
Continued
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>>34878944
>checked
cont
>I change my mind
>wasn't in the mood for cock, I wanted to watch a girl rub her clit and see some tits
>not even straight
>feels bad to me
>talk to her for like 20 minutes about it
>HOLY SHIT AWKWARD
>still looks good in thigh highs
>feels good man
>pic related
>not posting any more sorry dudes
>never see her uncut british cock
>she's trans
>"OwO"
>pic related
>ramble about how bad people are
>ramble about how a girl with a pussy wouldn't do that for me probably
>she thought I was hot or cute or something
>tell chick with dick to go to bed
>nighty
This all happened minutes ago. Post your greentext stories.
How did I not see the bulge earlier? I think it was that I was convinced from the start that she was a girl with a pussy, not a cock.
BONUS
>she mentions traps
>"It's not gay if they're cute"
>giggle
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>>34879047
Oops, forgot pic.
oregano origano origano original origanel
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MR Gorbachev, BUMP UP THIS THREAD!
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*knock*
*knock*
*knock*
This is the virgin police, open up! We know you didn't have a Valentines day date you sick fuck!
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That's ok officer, just don't miss when you shoot me.
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>>34878941
HA HA HA
JOKES ON YOU
I HAVE MY DATE RIGHT HERE.
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT.
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>>34878941
Sorry! Just a second!
My DATE has her mouth full, if you know what I mean.
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Here's a fun Valentine's Day thread to read:
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Am-Still-Not-Over-My-Ex/979637
Women commenting about the exes they are obsessed with years after breaking up, even though they are now married and have kids with other men.
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>>34878899
> I then met another man on a night out with the sole purpose of going out to have sex for the first time, so that I could then sleep with my ex. I don't know what the hell was wrong with me. I guess I did not want him to think I was weird for being a virgin and that he would laugh at me because I didn't know what to do. Anyway, the man I met that night, and slept with, is now my husband, 8 years later. I love him, sure, but I have never been in love with him. I have never had the butterflies or that sickening feeling every time I see him. But he loves me like crazy, so I stayed with him all this time and married him.
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>>34878899
> My fiance caught me crying and I told him that I missed my ex or at least my past. Something I have been trying to overcome. He was shocked but hugged me.
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lmao women are so damn damaged
I wonder if my ex ever did that to me
I wonder if she does that to her new boyfriend
hm...
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Help.......Me
plz
originail
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>>34878895
>Argue with girl at mall that works at Sprint store
>We get along for some reason
>Ends up giving me her number
>Wait till she gets off work to message her
>This happens
What do I do?
Lunch??? WHAT?!?!
LAUNCH??!?!??!
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Tell her you eat ass, she'll know what it means
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>>34878895
>>34878934
Have lunch with her. Get to know her. This could be your future wife.
Good night anons
I know life is a bitch but I'm hoping you can at least have a good night's sleep
I love you all
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when you post boys hugging each other you make my life a little worse
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>>34878834
Thank you for the hope, anon.
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>>34878865
why though
thumbstall
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http://www.bigcuties.com/beccabae/previews.htm
https://youtu.be/1zDjIrYVMUg
FUCKING POETIC
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Can we get a TLDR?
qwk['iouletgr
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>>34879147
It's okay to be living an unhealthy lifestyle.
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To be fair pear-chan was literally born for porn.
She's also gone way too far in fourth pic. 3 was perfection
is this girl mullato or india?
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gonna have to go with indian
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>>34878682
My dick doesnt really care, and that is all that matters
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>>34878682
Indian. Straight hair with no discernible weave.