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>>34882529
>>uses kitchen sponges for longer than 4 days before throwing out
Just bring some water to a boil and soak the sponge in the hot water to kill any mold and bacteria. It comes out good as new.

>saves porn to computer
You can't count on your favorite porn being around forever. Also, when the government finally hits the Internet Kill Switch, the man with the most porn will be king.

>has opinions about coffee
Some coffee is better than other coffee. That's just a fact.

>uses earbuds instead of headphones
Headphones are often more cumbersome than they're worth, such as when you're at work, walking around outside, or on a plane.

>doesn't change socks on getting home
There's no reason to do this unless you're some kind of manual laborer who gets sweaty during the day, in which case you're probably a retard anyway.

>refrigerates condiments
Depends on the condiment.

>uses a comb
Nothing wrong with this.

>>34882529

imagine being so much of a nu male that you go on the internet to spew this bullshit

>eats red meat
>watches tv
>drives instead of bicycling
>insults people he lives with
>treats women with disrespect
>thinks trump is a good person
>thinks the government wants to protect us
>doesnt realize bush did 911
>doesnt realize afghanistan was about the heroin profits
>doesnt realize china is buying up africa
>thinks soldiers are good people
>thinks cops arent the biggest gang in the country
>doesnt realize skin color is comparatively immaterial
>actually believes in jesus
>watches himself masturbate
>owns cats or dogs
>drinks milk from anyone other than his mother

thats more than what i can say. well done.

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>>34882522
good job at least you didn't sit here wasting your life like me

Greentext it for us

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fun no woman alowed

phyx onylym no wmoan ha ha

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No male to male coitus

>law of conservation of energy
>have sex
>both get tired

I'll be resting in an box long before that.

>>34882397
Hey there, NEET. Only a few more years before your parents kick you out of the house.

>>34882462
>parents
I live at my good friend's house with several other good friends. We are transforming the place into a comfy bunker.

>>34882395
most asian feminists blame white guys though

>>34882395
but asian males are very feminine anyways. They're short and cute ;3

>>34882395
ALL masculinity is toxic masculinity. This is not a race centric problem, this is a MALE problem.

Until every single middle school boy is on estrogen to suppress the poison running through their body, I don't think society will ever truly improve.

Been posting all night man.

Feels good to trigger those fucks.

>>34882201

You are as much of a loser as they are. The world would be a better place if anyone who spent more than an hour a day of their free time thinking about politics was executed.

I haven't been following US politics at all since the election finished.

There's going to be an impeachment? What's happening?

SeIf bump

kill yoreself for unironically wearing girls clothes

>>34882154
take off the sweatshirt faggot

>>34881878
I've been having panic attacks on the daily for the last month anon(I've had panic disorder for 3 years but it's getting real bad), you're not alone and it's completely shit. My panic attacks always mirror symptoms of a heart attack and I always feel deathly terrified.
But the most important thing you can do is remind yourself you aren't dying, you're just doing through a misfire of adrenaline. It's just gotta run its course. Breathing through your belly can help.

>>34881878
sauce on image
Also did you dream about something scary?

>>34881878
>which cooled me down a bit

Sleeping too hot is a sure thing to give you nightmares.

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>>34881856

>Alysse is a sweet and charming little girl who enjoys church and playing with her friends. She likes school, her favorite subjects are math and science. This young lady is a girly-girl, who prefers dolls over sports but is willing to watch a soccer or basketball game. Alysse is somewhat of a dancer who loves all genres of music and enjoys going to the Zoo. Watching animated movies and cartoons on her IPad are her favorite pastime. Someday, Alysse hopes to travel with her new family to Hawaii and Florida for summer vacation.

>When asked, Who are you? What kind of family do you want? Alysse smiles and boldly describes herself as smart, strong, respectful and someone that tries her hardest everyday. Her ideal family would be two parents, siblings and pets. It's all giggles when she is asked, which vegetables do you like? Alysse said, she will eat almost anything other than mashed potatoes, cauliflower and cabbage.

>With the assistance of her "Forever Family" Alysse will have the opportunity to do well in school, take a summer vacation, have a family pet and even achieve her dream to become a movie star. Alysse would do best in a home where she is the youngest child.

http://www.adoptuskids.org/

>>34881906
>she will eat almost anything other than mashed potatoes
DROPPED

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>Cheyanne is a beautiful child who enjoys playing with her dolls and toys. She is diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder and has very limited verbal ability. However, she is able to use hand signals or point to communicate. Cheyanne loves items related to Dora and Hello Kitty. She enjoys playing outdoors, but is also content staying indoors and playing with her dolls. Cheyanne tends to isolate herself from peers; however, she eats with peers at mealtime and shares a bedroom with no problems. She doesn't like sharing with peers. Cheyanne is very affectionate and loves to give hugs. She is easily distracted and has poor focus. She requires patience from caregivers, as she has difficulty with change and transition. At times, Cheyanne will have tantrums, but will respond to redirection.

>>34881784
I think a lot of people would say don't shit where you eat, especially with your fucking boss. I think it'd be weird but if you're aware of how that relationship could get weird quick inside the workplace then go for it man. Ask her out sometime.

all you did was make her feel special for a moment

i feel like valentine's is the only day where we cyborgs (because face it, true robots would never be able to be so bold) can get away with saying something like that. everything should be back to normal by now

>>34881827
It's a very laid back atmosphere where I work (and 90% of the time it's just me and her working together, because I'm second-in-command), so I don't -feel- like it'd get weird.

>>34881846
It's progress though, right?

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>>34881617
>was in the Gifted and Talented program as a child
>always teacher's pet
>IQ around 150
>almost didn't graduate high school because of poor grades and skipping school
>skipped graduation
>halfway through college
>realize it's Marxist indoctrination
>won't ever go back
>got really into music
>have written hours and hours and hours of music
>pic related
>have literally zero friends
>pilot in training
>gonna help my dad and grandpa with their crop dusting business
>have slept with almost 70 different girls
>currently with the girl I (probably) want to spend my life with

Yep.

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>>34881617
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Serves you right for being a smart-ass.

Enjoy your poverty asshole.

PS. You don't belong here.

>>34882018
>IQ around 150

>currently with the girl I (probably) want to spend my life with

You also don't belong here.

None of you over-achievers will receive any sympathy from us robots.

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>>34881447
No doubt this troll would of had 100+ guys approach her. Probs thinks shes a solid 8.5/10.

>>34881641
She's pretty enough and those tits are 1 in 10,000 tits.

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>>34881641
Calling her a troll is rude!

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>>34881388
Being a slave (volunteer) doesn't require past experience :^)

Lie, obviously
Is it that hard to figure out?

>>34881457
most ask for references from the fine establishments ive worked at

feels bad man

Have you ever touched a female foot?

>>34881684

I have, they are soft.

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i only like soles

>>34881309
((((((designer jeans))))))

>>34881309
The new derelict campaign by mugatu

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>>34881309
This is how normies dress.