Can we get a room thread going?
Post your rooms and rate others.
*Tearfully bumps*
>>34878584
I live out of hotels for work so there's not much to tell, your room looks comfy though
>>34878584
>>34878584
Is this your room, OP? That's a comfy/10. Love it. Not posting my room cause don't wanna be identified plus it's not nice anyways, so here's a nice room I like
Do you feel sympathy for him?
bump
originaldg5tgwe5g
In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
>>34877902
Sympathy? Nah. I do feel like we would've been good friends though.
Who was the first 2d girl to give you a boner?
Dokuro chan.
Never happened, because I don't have a miswired brain.
Sakura was my first boner, first waifu, first fap.
Hey, does anybody want to be my friend?
N-no thanks. I'm good
>>34876946
O-okay, t-thanks anyways.
>>34876962
Yeah I honestly will but there's no way to message people anymore besides Facebook
r9k omegle: the classics edition
tags include but are not limited to: r9k, r9komegle, omegle9k, robot9001, omegler9k
>>34874672
bumping for waifus
>>34874672
thread is dead before it started
>>34875037
dont say that anon originality
Valentines Day Night 2017 Edition
first for getting drunk
>can't afford a haircut
Shit lads, don't think I can be NEET much longer
who wants to talk about dragonball z ?
yo, who is your favorite dbz character, what do you think of dragonball supper?
time for the usual boozecohol thread, for all the sad, lonely alchies drinking in their room on Valentines
currently finishing my rum, but reviewed some cider earlier https://youtu.be/LhVq31cDO2A
what's your poison, robots?
>tfw this thread is DOA
probably because this board is now full of normies who actually have gfs to spend Valentines with
Cut your fucking hair you fag.
>>34873311
Drinking some shitty carling I got for cheap yesterday, it's not enough to stop the feels.
This is my 5th day in a row, will I ever stop now
c'mon robots lets at least make cards for each other!
>>34871663
It was a attempt dude
No one here deserves anything
Robots are selfish and deserve to be alone as they just want to be in self pity and focus on themselves
It real sad to see this attempt fail like this
But it only proves my point
Love is earn yet they refuse to earn it
Pottery of the highest tier
Gg
>>34871773
kinda sad this is true
this is for you.
If you found it by accident... I don't believe it was an accident. It was meant to be. Believe me, this is for you only and not for anyone else. There's a reason you found it. It's because you are strong, brave and a good person. And I love you. That's why I made you this card. You can save it and post it anywhere else or just look at it.
This is for you, yes you, don't ever, ever think otherwise. You are everything to me.
>tfw every girl they I find some sort of connection to already has a bf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That's small time. The past 5 girls in 2 years I've got to know really fucking well, who all wanted to spend time with me (movies, lunch, cooking at home etc) acting like it was headed somewhere went on to find boyfriends and cut contact with me.
I just don't care anymore, I just can't anymore.
Never again.
>>34871128
I'm so sorry anon. organi
> Mom usually gets me candy and money on Valentine's day
> Look forward to at least getting twenty bucks
> open the bag
> bunch of candy
> okay.jpg
> mfw the only money inside is a pre-paid gas card
I feel bad complaining because I don't want to be an ingrate but it's not even a gift card for a nice dinner or something
ITT: try and post one word without triggering the robot
carbide
Conciliatory
disassociation
>tfw I used to unironically watch MLP
>>34866807
My littlest petshop?
I never understood bronies where you just watching it because you wanted to look diffrent? Did you actualy like the show? Why do i now see so many bronies becoming ashamed of the show and them having loked it?
I met an old friend a while back and we somehow brought up ponies, and she said she liked them too. But we were just two autistic girls being into cute shit and drawing people we know as pones so it wasn't like next level cringe, masturbating to kid's shows and deconstructing the meaning behind the songs, shit like that.
Here's a thread for you:
What would you do if you had 50 billion dollars?
To put that in perspective, if you invest that money in an index fund you get about a billion a year in dividend payments. So it's essentially unlimited money unless you get into buying countries and shit.
What would you do if you had that kind of money?
Here's something I'd do.
I'd have a shrine in my house, a shrine to the female asshold. I would pray to it, worship it, make sacrifices to it.
But here is where the money would come into play:
I would use it to keep the shrine staffed with the world's hottest assed-chicks, 24/7. Their job would be to simply kneel on the shrine with their ass in doggy style position for me to worship it. I would have 12 different women working 2 hour shifts, keeping the shrine perpetually manned (womanned?) with a fresh piece of ass for me to worship. I would not fuck the ass in the shrine, merely observe it, give sacrifices to it, worship it... Maybe occasionally lick it.
That's one thing I would do if I had 50 billion dollars.
What about you?
>>34864064
destroy your shrine
donate most of it, keep enough so I can retire and live modestly making music
Build a pyramid.
Bitches love pyramids.
l love you Claire
She will never hear this anon...
This is now a confession thread
I love you Victoria.
>>34862318
>Claire
Shit tier name
this is /leftypol/, yes? can we talk about killing intellectuals?
>>34882997
This is half chan's /pol/ light, so no we can't.
>>34883034
Look at that spelling error. I'm disgusting.
>>34882997
yes goy
make society a cultural melting pot of degeneracy, promote destructive behavior, destroy the family and rip away all moral and value and decency functioning society has to offer
t.>Mr. Sheckleberg
Stop masturbating and looking at porn.
>>34882781
Don't tell me what to do faggot, fucking kill yourself.
>>34882781
>one of my few sources of instant pleasure
>STOP IT!!!
Go fuck yourself
>>34882781
When did Trump say this?