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>>34880727
What qualifies as /fat/ here?

>lost 30 lbs so far
Under 200 for the first time in years and I can do a pull-up, think I'm gonna make it

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>>34880727
Ok here's the final solution that dieticians don't want you to know about.
Would you rather be addicted to stimulants or food?
If your answer is stimulants, congratulations. You are literally skin and bones now.

Man, I could use a gin right now.
I am alone and will always be. I usually don't care but sometimes it comes to haunt me.

>>34880575
I don't normally drink, but tonight's a special occasion. It's been ten years this month since I've had a gf.

Whiskey, straight up.

I'm afraid of becoming addicted to alcohol so I'd rather not drink tonight

>>34880572
People just don't like being reminded that they're damaged goods. Simple as that, otherwise they wouldn't care what you say. It's completely logical to want an innocent girl if you're looking for a serious relationship.

>>34880572
It definitely shows a lack of both life experience and common sense.

>>34880712
Yes. I also think I lack of common sense in that sense. But, about life experience, I'm obviously not wise or old enough to say that I have a lot of experience in life, but I do think that my experiences are the ones that made me think this way, even if I'm not really that experienced.

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>>34880566
rgtn

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>>34880566
What if God was one of us? What if he was just a stranger on the bus?

>>34880588
F to originally salute

those are pretty cool OP

terrible. the bad trip sequence from "beavis and butthead do america" wants its shitty monsters back

>>34880429
I draw anime shit and gondolas, were you in a creativity thread OP? The drawing looks familiar

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>But some students thought that allowing Boatwright to have the position would just perpetuate patriarchy. They were so opposed, in fact, that when the other three candidates (all women of color) dropped out, they started an anonymous Facebook campaign encouraging people not to vote at all to keep him from winning the position.

I can't breathe.

Does the left really not see how fucking dumb this shit is? I used to think this was all a joke and nobody thought like this when I was younger but now I'm just scared for what's going to happen in the future.

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>>34880471
No. They are delusional. Canadicucks are the worst. They will go to jail and get fired from their jobs if they use the incorrect gender pronoun (of which there are now hundreds to pick from).

brb calling myself a jiggaliggapriggawiggafliggajamalapaton and heading out to get some professors fired.

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4 u anon
originaI

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I would like to use a glory hole but I don't trust anybody to not bite my dick off

>>34880306

There are gay gloryholes. They feel just the same since you can't see who's on the other side.

>>34880064
one autistic song coming up

https://youtu.be/U1V76g7s9dc?list=PLph8oL0lVBffwjuxlDhbrfU64kC4Csifg


nice song OP

>>34880064
C'mon guys, let's make this a good thread with nice robot creations, and feedback from our fellows

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>>34880166
Thanks anon, did you make this song? It's kind of cool

>>34879914

just jerk off and call it a night

yeah

how many women care about a man having a job?
how many men care about a woman having a job?

i hate women
there is no love only suffering

>>34879768
>one shot at existence
>6'4 skeleton mode turbolanklet
>J U S T
Fucking bullshit man this is unfair.

>5'1"
Shit anon that sounds fucking horrible
5'6" reporting who """""""average""""""" height here?

>>34879833
>5'6"
>go to the gym
>nearly everyone except a few qt's and some other guys tower over me

WAKE ME UP

>>34879766
im not afraid of driving i just dont need it i dont go out and if i were to do i just drive the bus

Because to drive by myself, I need to sit in another persons car while that persons judges how I drive and I can't do that.

>>34879800
I just treated as if I was going to take a test from school.

>>34879345
my whole existence

>>34879345
girl getting hit by a train and dealing with her friend in shock

>>34879345
Those people who are in between retarded and sentient. They know that there's a world out there, but they just can't access it.

Drugs threads best threads

1P-LSD
Don't have
The weed

Smoked the last of my homemade hash today. I successfully lowered my tolerance with self-control and a tolerance break but I think I should take another tolerance break now to prevent it from getting too high again.

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>Alcohol
>LSA
>Marijuana

My friend and I smoked for the first time in three-ish months yesterday. We did it in the woods at night, we only smoked one and a half bowls until we heard footsteps coming from different directions, that and the darkness was freaking us out. We left but he finished the half bowl. I got way fucking smacked by that one bowl, felt like my eyes were disconnected from my body, like I was watching myself like a movie, and the footsteps and darkness was freaking me out, but when we left the woods everything was just hilarious to me.

I took LSA once and I'm never doing it again. I took it about...last month I think. I had 7 seeds. The high was pretty good, felt like weed and DXM combined. Went to popeyes with same friend and had a huge box of fries, which I ended up vomiting up as soon as we walked out the door, which was pretty funny. Later though, I'm just talking to my friend, and my vision starts darkening and my ears are ringing, so I go sit down, then pass out. I wake up for a moment to my friend telling me I just had a seizure, then I pass out again, then wake up vomiting all over myself. Apparently I had three consecutive seizures and my friend thought I was fucking dying. Not sure what happened there but I'm never doing that shit again.

I enjoy alcohol because it tastes good and being drunk feels nice.

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DXM (daily reminder it's the most robot drug)
Salvia
Weed/alcohol

>>34878806
I feel emotionally raw and physically tired. I can't take this anymore.

>>34878806
I just don't know how to talk to people. Making small talk is fucking horrible and I don't want to do it, but I'll let never meet anyone if I don't. Espiecially not her.

I would've thought robots had a lot to vent about, in /adv/ this thread gets insta replies, but it gets deleted within 20 minutes.
I miss this thread tbqh, it's my outlet for stuff that's bothering me

Why wouldn't she be digusted by you? Have you met women before? I'm not even anti-woman like the rest of the robots but women have huge egos.

The sad truth is you need to fix yourself.

>>34878687
Because a woman who travels to Japan twice a year to buy porn shouldn't be.

>>34878650
My girl is like this but a little less with the manners/disgusting-ness

Feelsgoodman

Get you one