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>>34882720
>Trump impeached
>Crazy Pence is in
This can only get worse. Trust me, we should keep Trump.

The nightmare where I can't go one day without listening to talking heads bitching and moaning about this assclown like the sissy kindergarten faggots they are?

Thank god.

>>34882720
remember that the house and senate are stacked anon

they are too cowardly to impeach trump they put their party before their country so much that they would rather see America fail than see dems be right

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This is the real deal, huh?
Guess fembots do exist

>>34882704
fake. although i do wish it was real, look at the comments

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>>34882704
>conveniently turns to static as she beings to shoot

>>34882572
I'd recognize that eye anywhere, Ciara.

>>34882572
>135 lbs
>needs to lose weight
Nigger, unless you meant kilos, you're a fucking skelly.

Why don't you just fix your diet like anormal person

Confessing never works, you dweeb.

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>>34882561
because I have a girlfriend and we've been dating for two weeks and she confessed to me first and yeah since shes my gf she already knows how i feel

shes also my first gf

>>34882561
It's 12 in the morning
She's 2000 miles away

no, but most of them are

I want to say no but I can't think of a counter example.

They're sexual beings like us. There is no such thing as a pure, shy, homely girl that ONLY you get to deflower.

>>34882282
never met a jew

>>34882282
Kek I knew a /pol/ack who found out he was a Jew later, that must have been an interesting experience for him personally.

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>>34882282
>What do robots think of Jews?
I do not think I've ever met a jew

actually I have met a jew, from my high school, although he wasn't very jewish. I do not keep in contact with him, or anyone else from high school for that matter. or anyone else in general for that matter.

he is very successful now, I think he is in med school.

in the same time I failed out of college. I was ranked right below him at graduation. feels bad man

>>34882059
What advice did they give you?
Did it work well?
What was the result?

>>34882059
Uh..
It's like my thread but focused in one topic and less shitty answers.


Q: Is there any pure girl out there?

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alright, fuck it. I've gone over hundreds of possibilities in my head the past few days and it only makes me more depressed than anything.

>known girl online for months through vidya games
>we talk from the moment we wake to the moment we sleep
>so much in common it's actually kind of pushing the boundaries of coincidence
>make plans to meet, these plans end up being last weekend. was gonna stay from friday-tuesday (valentines) but left monday. saved up a grand for this weekend so we could have a lot of fun and not worry about money (we're both NEETs)
>plan was to get drunk a lot together, watch shit we both like, play board games and have fun
>friday was wonderful, we get really drunk, play trivial pursuit, we have a lot of fun, we kiss for the first time, I am genuinely happy for the first time in my life (scratched the K off my KHV)
>saturday she is like a different person. basically displays zero emotion towards me, like the night before didn't happen
>get worried, sperg a little, but we drink more, watch more stuff, she tells me she does like me and we kiss again (worth noting she hadn't said she liked me at all yet, but I had told her previously - so my feelings were being reciprocated)
>sunday, same shit, but worse. I can't even get her to smile any more, the previous days it was the easiest thing.
>monday feel like I've overstayed my welcome and just tell her that I'm gonna leave
>no arguments, infact on the drive home all she texts me to ask if I know where her phone charger is
>hasn't spoken to me since that message
>it's now wednesday, still nothing, I'm drowning my sorrows

why??? I've never had a girl in my life til I met her. every time I just looked at her only THINKING she was gorgeous she would see and do this heart-melting expression of smiling like crazy and looking down and covering her face. even on sunday, that was the only way i could get her to smile. but now I'm 100% we wont ever speak again. I'm at word limit so cant elaborate.

>>34881810
fuck youreslf, nothing is stopping you from oepning an instagram or a facebook or tumblr etc

>>34881907
look at this fucking normalfag how disgusting

>>34881810
I'll leave once I'm dating a qt fembot.

They don't sound like friends. Get some new ones.

>>34881469
You sound like an absolute faggot and your friends are shit tier. Also: underage faggot.

lmao u a bitch

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Any anons want rice milk?

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DOUBLE HUCOW OH YEAH!

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Best British milf in the world.

>>34881386
can you be my gf

that's about it, actually.

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>>34881386
Will you be my mommy fembot gf?

>>34881386
You're an actual mother?
How is your relationship with your mom?
Do you have any siblings?

I find I cum much harder if I fap to my thoughts rather than porn anyway.

Daily reminder that women are insane and will kick you when you're down and hurt you for no fucking reason.

fuck these types of shows. do you realize how much of an airhead someone has to be to fucking watch this type of trash?

Cropped doujin avatars and voice chat.

>>34881377
>Why do so many robots use Discord
>robots
there is a significant difference between robots and failed normies... robots don't use discord.

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https://discord.gg/dTsEcds

no girls allowed and gaymers only

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>>34881175
Officially, just ADHD.
What makes me broken is my will to exist has died.

I simply "do" with exponential reluctance and my morality decays contrastidly slower.

I know right from wrong, but after years, though not long enough by society's standards for a full life, I have seen enough of the world to extrapolate I have nor want any place in it. And knowing this I feel... Targeted. Taunted for existing in a place I never asked to be. I think about staging an uprising sometimes, but I don't have enough hate.

I hate people for what they do and how they act. Not individual people.

And if I werent so good at publicly hiding that fact, the world would become a much worse place.

I want to do more than die. But I can barely make up acceptable circumstances to compromise with that.

I don't think i'll

>>34881394
I feel the same way. The dearth of uniqueness where I live in combination with the voluntary and involuntary straying from the status quo has basically rendered my desired existence into a strange state of limbo. I want to change things, but don't know what I want to change. I want to do something, but do not know what to do. I feel as if I am almost stuck between two or more identities or ways of living and I don't want to go to either of them because I know that, either way, I will not be accepted by society.

PTSD mostly from combat.

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>>34880945
>on r9k omegle
>meet girl
>add on kik
>she lives in england - im au
>we talk about heaps of deep shit
>about a week
>doesnt respond
>think she just didnt see it because time zones
>continue msging
>doesnt respond
>give up

>take heaps of drugs
>want to die

if you see this rose i love you so much

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>>34880945
>PEOPLE USED TO MEET EACHOTHER VIA CIRCUMSTANCE AND THAT SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN ANYMORE BECAUSE DATING APPS ALLOW PEOPLE TO BE CHOOSY AND OUR LIVES ARE SO STRUCTURED THAT RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT FOUNDED THEY ARE ARTIFICIALLY AND DELIBERATELY CREATED

TOO REAL TOO REAL YOU"VE SAID TOO MUCH REEEEEEE

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>>34880945
Consider the following image as a guide to your current scenario.