Why do white boys fetishize asian women so much?
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jeez idk anon, why do people like good things?
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>>34887927
How can non asian women compete?
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>>34888100
Dubs of truth
also they are original
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How the fuck do I ask for a haircut? 2017-02-15 01:52:26 Post No.34887794
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How the fuck do I ask for a haircut?
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Seriously, how? I don't know what to say. I just want it to look "normal" but obviously the barber won't know what that means.
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ask for an undercut
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>>34887794
Just do the "You are the expert, I trust you on this one. Nothing special, just need a good haircut" thing. Theyll realize youre a sperg and make it allright.
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Post a pic of what you want. Maybe we can help.
I assaulted a retarded kid yesterday, thought I'd share.
>a young mom with a retarded son moves across the street from me
>the potato is roughly 12-13 if I had to guess
>see retard playing on the driveway with chalk
>probably drawing retard shit
>don't think much of it
>couple of days go by and the parents show up to my door
>"hey were the Anons just wanted to introduce ourselves to the neighbourhood"
>she had the retard by her side he was snarling and hissing like a fucking possum
>introduce myself and welcome them while trying to hide my discomfort
>few days go by
>cutting the lawn for my landlord because she's an old frail woman
>nice sunny day, beer in hand, feeling good
>notice retard drawing with chalk across the street, try not to let him ruin my mood
>almost done mowing the lawn when I'm struck in the side of the head with what felt like a fucking brick
>I turn off the lawnmower to investigate
>immediately hear the retard howling with power of an entire orchestra
>notice a big piece of pink chalk on the ground beside me
>that fucking mongoloid threw a piece of chalk across the street and domed me
>WHATTHEFUCK.jpg
>I walk to their house and explain the situation also show them the swollen lump on my head
>"I'm sorry this happened to you anon, but you see, potatoanon has autism and certain noices and smells can trigger him to 'meltdown'"
>the mother seemed worried as retard kept howling
>as I was leaving I kicked his chalk into a puddle at the end of the driveway
>he went fucking full-rage and began chasing me
>I'm literally being chased down by a retard
>get to my house as mom come to wrangle him like a fighting bull
A few other things happened that aren't worth mentioning but I was fed up and started scheming, this retard had it coming since day one
>I notice that the potato would always answer the door when people knocked
>he's clearly the man of the house
>then it hit me, the perfect revenge
Cont
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Bumping for cont
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Lurking, I always love a good tard greentext
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>>34887422
Bump up for cont
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>he listens to shitty indie music
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>>34887230
What's it like having a step sister? I imagine it's like having a woman in the house you "can't" fuck but want to fuck.
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>>34887230 Good thing I only listen to good indie music.
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What indie music do you listen to, Stacies?
>Twenty One Pilots, Echosmith, Imagine Dragons
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Reply here "only" if you are born between Jan.29,1987-Feb.16,1988 or Feb.15,1991-Feb.3,1992 or Jan.31,1995-Feb.18,1996
i don't really know what i'm supposed to do or to say, i'd just like to try some selective company, just reply, say hi or whatever you want idk...
please bear with me, i know we are all frustrated here even though i'm aware we must take responsibility for our choises
also this is my first post here on r9k
above all please don't cheat on your birthdate i mean, reply only if you are born between those dates please be sincere, please let me have a try on this thing, please...
thank you
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>>34886964
Pack your things, shut the hell up and GTFO.
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I fit your criteria. What is it you wish of me?
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>>34887089
hi, honesty idk, just having your reply and your company in this thread, i feel really stupid i don't know what to say, post whatever you feel to post right now
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>he believes the Jews are the reason he's circumcised
Top kek why do brainlets believe this? Jews believe that they're better than everyone else because they're God's chosen people, and circumcision to them is a physical reminder that they are God's chosen. If anything, they'd be offended by filthy goyim copying them.
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I would probably rather not be cut myself but then I look at anti cutters and they're all the reason I need to be neutral to positive on it.
Seriously, they're the most sensitive, easily triggered, unlikeable group on the internet.
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>>34886701
A LOT TO SAY ABOUT A JEW. BUT IN THE BARN I HAVE FOUND A JEW MAKING SEX WITH MY FATHER HORSE. HAD TO SHOOT HIM. TOO BAD.
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>>34886701
/pol/tards have become as retarded as liberals. They ignore sense and run entirely on emotion, groupthink, and virtue signalling.
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Do you like being NEET?
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>>34886575
im not a neet
i come here to laugh at the neets
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>>34886575
Not really, it's just that I hate it less than I hated being gainfully employed
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>>34886584
this, NEETS are like zoo animals and r9k is the zoo
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Anyone here has an incurable disease that was gifted to you from your parents?
Why are people so egotistical and entitled to consider passing on their defects to their kids making the suffering go on?
Why aren't eugenics being discussed for the next generations to be freed from these problems?
Do you want to have kids? I certainly don't. I wouldn't forgive myself if I had a son going through everything I am suffering now.
What can we do to fix humanity from all that?
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>>34886531
Oh man
Drug addiction
I force myself to suffer with painful thoughts because I hate myself
Balding which is the worst of all I have no fucking hair for Christ sakes
Depression and awkwardness
It doesn't technically count as a disability but I inherited my parents poverty and unsuccessful attitude
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>>34886531
The human race isn't about perfection. It's about emotion. That's why your parents had you. They weren't thinking of the logistical consequences of having a child predisposed to diseases. They probably just really loved each other and wanted to bring a life into the world that was theirs.
There's a thread going on right now about all those perfect little moments you have in life and in relationships. But the secret is that none of them are really perfect. It's the imperfections that make us (and those moments) so special.
This being said, I'm tremendously sorry about your suffering and I think it's perfectly valid to not have children based on that. However I don't think eugenics is a good idea as it's too scientific and calculated. By nature we're much more than that and I'd hate to live in a society where numbers and statistics dictated everything.
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>>34886639
Go fuck yourself normie faggot. Your post makes me wanna puke.
>They probably just really loved each other and wanted to bring a life into the world that was theirs.
Nice. My parents didn't even bought this stupid notiong of "love". My father impregnated my mom after only an year of knowing her because he was some pussy starved beta and that was his way to lock her down.
>I'm tremendously sorry about your suffering
Some normie sorry about something? You don't even know me. This reeks of reddit posts. Gosh.
>I don't think eugenics is a good idea as it's too scientific and calculated.
>too scientific and calculated
How does this doesn't make it a good idea?
>By nature we're much more than that
We're "muh feels" too?
>I'd hate to live in a society where numbers and statistics dictated everything.
So you rather leave chance for pointless suffering because of your egotistical suggarcoated view of the world?
Your post MUST be bait. I can't accept normies like you invading our board.
>There's a thread going on right now about all those perfect little moments you have in life and in relationships.
AHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU
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Japan in 2020 is gonna be shilling autism to the entire world.
What are your thoughts on this?
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>mfw Luffy gets centre stage instead of Goku
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>>34886312
One Piece has surpassed Dragon Ball in every aspect
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>>34886333
YES
THAT IS TRUE
I AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT
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Do you have mommy-daddy issues? What's your story?
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Dad ded
Mommy coddled too much and the system feminized me, made me slow and fat, robbed me of testosterone during puberty.
I've been working on becoming a man and not being a spineless beta wimp like I was raised to be.
I am satisfied with my results so far
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Mommy used to get real angery at me
Fucking neurotic ass bitch used to throw utensils and shit
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>>34886240
>mom was a major slut and slept with anyone that could breathe
>single handedly rose my white self and black gay brother
>thought tv person was dad cuz she said so
>somehow oneitis accepted me and really mirrored qualities of mama
>we work together every day at cafe
>one day chad comes in one of those suit guys
>takes my girl
>i am redpilled
>become what i believe is chadism and sleep with tons of women like they're pure sex objects
>for years i believe this to be way of life
>i intend to redpill others which ended up with meeting what would be best friends
>time passes and i slowly find out one of them also has unavailable daddy issues like me
>is this love?
>can't because i know one of my bros is in love with her
>they were never concrete so i end up banging her a few times
>we tries but almost killed ourselves being unable to handle relationship
>meanwhile with all my deep rooted insecurities, every time i visit my mother i have hired wife and son actors
>didn't last and mom hated them
>wtf is my life
>find out the person i called my uncle growing up was actually biological dad
>eventually i meet and fall for another woman exactly like my mother
>liked the one in my friend circle better
>more years and i finally got friend to marry me
>should've known it wouldn't last again and we divorce
>fucking canadians.
>all these years when i wasn't dating my mom, i was treating random women as dick caves
>one from almost a year ago pregnant and kept it
I now am a single father and she is my world
Is Sweden the best country for NEET's to live in?
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Nordic Countries in general have top tier neetbux I believe
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>>34886179
Don't they make you do community service shit for your NEETbux now?
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>>34886179
Don't come here if you're a nigger or mudslime, we have enough of those already.
To answer your question, maybe. I'm a NEET but I don't get any NEETbux, I'm currently just feeding off of my parents and saving money I recieve every birthday/christmas. I could get paid for being unemployed and job seaching but I don't want to work and it's too much of a hassle to sit there and lie in their face about not finding anything fitting.
If you're a nigger or a mudslime you'll be in paradise just upon entering our border, congratulations you will get anything you wish because no one can say no to you in fear of being called racist.
>tfw like a girl that has "inverted V" shaped ass
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hear shape is best
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>>34886065
*heart
why can't you edit posts anymore?
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arr rook sameORIGINAR
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once again
comfy edition
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>>34886025
>this thread again
You last one got deleted for a reason, you dumb orbiter.
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>>34886040
I don't currently orbit anyone, and I deleted the last thread.
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>>34886049
how the fuck do you delete threads? reporting them?
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When did you realise that ALL women are shallow thots?
No exceptions
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all humans are programmed the exact same way it ain't rocket science bitches nothing but hoes n tricks
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>>34885973
what does she mean in your picture? i dont really get it.
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>>34885973
When I left the womb, I was always red pilled
This is a capybara, they have little to no defensive capabilities and they are clumsy/vulnerable. You'd think they would be hunted to extinction by natural predators by now right? Wrong, the capybara is the only known animal too seek the companionship of other species and cuddle them in exchange for acceptance in the tribe, therefor having a better chance at surviving.
In case you're having a bad day, this defenceless animal literally cuddles it's way to survival.
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Bumping /comfycap/ pics
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They literally love everything
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Original comfycaps