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A gun oh wait

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>>39104084
death at Beachy Head is not only simple, it is also beautiful and romantic, standing on the edge of the cliff looking over the ocean, it's the last sunset you'll ever see, at this moment you might actually hear the angels asking you to join them

>>39104084
>I was thinking sticking my head under a train but apparently the rates for success are very low

Where the fuck did you read this? This method is about as foolproof as it gets. Do you really think you can survive an object of that mass moving that quick with your neck lined across the rail?

>>39103957
making shitty threads is also being a bitch.

Yes, posting tits is never wrong.

>>39103957
Yes, but you'll need to get and learn how to use a whip. Not a sexual thing, more a violence thing.

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It just doesn't get any more /comfy/ than this

Anon post more. It's been a while I've genuinely laughed like this

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>>39103945
Sure thing anon. Enjoy

>>39103828
>Affirmative action was created to help black Americans that suffered from the legacy of slavery get ahead in life.

Where did you get this premise?

>>39104028
Then why does it exist?

>>39103828

when whites are a minority in the coming future will they get affirmative action?

>>39103577
All of them except minecraft. I wasn't autistic enough for it. But I do like building settlements in fallout 4

>>39103577
minecraft and halo for different reasons.
halo for it's story, minecraft because it was a regrettably large part of my life for like 4 years

>>39103577
>mw2 instead of cod4
You had one job, faggot.

You embrace the inevitable insanity that comes with it

>>39103462
>being alone means nobody can fuck things up for you
>being alone makes it harder for bad things to happen
>being alone lets you pursue your own interests with minimal distractions

>no friends to fear
>no problems
>no cross to bear
IF YOU CAN FIND ME
COME AND GET ME OUT OF HERE

>>39103459
I'm not going to settle for a racist nazi whore

i wanna eat her footpussy

>>39103459
I would be much happier with her than the other option for women which would be a retarded SJW who will probably dye her hair red and cut it super short

>>39103357
you're such a pathetic little shit with your little crush. just kill yourself man, save yourself the trouble of living

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unlike any other robots

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>>39103370
but robot i'm ok with living with depression now that agatha shines light

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>>39103158
>high school
>eating lunch alone like beta cuck
>group of chads suddenly sits down around me
>start taunting me
>seem to think im actually like down syndrome level autistic
>"cmon anon youre so lonely, dont you want friends? were being friends now, not gonna say thanks?"
>yell at them to fuck off and people start looking at us
>they're completely taken aback, like it never occurred to them someone might talk back to chad mcchaddison
>they stop but one of them tries to laugh it off and continue
>spot notoriously bitchy teacher on the other end of the cafeteria
>stand up and tell them to fuck off again and start walking to bitch lady
>"no no anon we werent joking we were serious we actually wanna friends bro cmon chill"
>leave
>get treated like school shooter kid from there on

thank fucks they left, i would've never actually had the guts to approach that teacher

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>junior high
>two chads used to pick on me regularly
>be in class
>they sit close to me
>for some reason teacher hands out chocolates
>one of them eats his chocolate then spits it on my desk
>somehow this was the last straw
>autist rage takes over
>take off my jacket an proceed whiplashing him with it in full force
>we are both sent to the pricipal office
they mostly left me alone after that

>>39103275
>autist rage takes over
>take off my jacket an proceed whiplashing him with it in full force
Holy shit that's such a funny mental image. Faggot deserved it desu, what kind of retard spits food at someone?

>>39103137
Identity politics has been on the rise in the West for quite some time. That's my guess.

Life is easier as a woman.

>>39103137
It's not a racially exclusive thing, and it has been happening for decades. Since homos have gotten virtually full rights to everything, now trannies are getting uppity and want in on that gubment handouts. Thanks to social media it's much easier to advertise your fringe social justice views, hence why you're seeing so many faggots transitioning.

>>39103051
It depends where they live, if its something like in California then no, it has to be somewhere like the bible belt or some third world shit hole.

>>39103051
the only fags that can be robots are traps/trannies in the sense that they are almost always socially dysfunctional and/or looked down on

No, you fags can get all the same sex fuckery you want, while we have to suffer. Fuck you for even thinking otherwise

>>39102803
How is Ryan not a Chad? He looks like a fucking 10

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>>39102819
He was way too nice to be a chad. He was also a virgin too. And hes really short

You're a stupid whore, and you deserve unhappiness

>>39102746
>How can I cope with being male?
Grow up.

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hmm, i know of something that would work

>what is pimozide

>>39102665
Corpses have a complicated legal status and no one's gonna make a
>except fucking them, that's okay
exemption

You can catch diseases and its disrespectful to the dead and the family and friends of the deceased.

>>39102683
What types of diseases? I heard of the one from maggots or some shit also is it possible to catch aids from a corpse?

>>39102367
what the fricking fuck

>>39102367
Stupid /pol/ crossposter

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That was quite humorous, ol' boy.