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>get a fat girl's number from tinder
>talk awkwardly for 10 minutes because idk what to say
>she mentions how she didn't get valentine's day sex
>get anxious and start mumbling and act even weirder
>she tells me she has to go to sleep
Maybe I should become gay, I'll never have a gf thanks to my autism
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the thing about fat girls is they can overpower you with their mass, once you let them get on top of you
you dodged a bullet, good on you m8
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>thinking you'd be able to get a bf
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Damnit, this couId've been you.
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who else here /rich gf/? It's comfy af would recommend
>takes me out to dinner
>expands my fashion sense
>talk to her parents about their lives and how they became successful
>gave me a valextra wallet for valentines day.
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>>34882974
>valextra wallet
what an obscene waste of money
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>>34882974
I know this is bait but I still want to tell you to go to hell. So go to hell.
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>>34883001
well ya if I would have bought it it would be but she is the daughter of a CEO so it's not much for her
>>34883026
kek, mad?
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movies and mainstream media are slowly making content about our addiction to anonymous social media sites and the effect our trolling has on people
>It Follows
>Mr. Robot
>Black Mirror
>South Park season 20
>I.T.
>Arrival
...
Is irl the new 4chan?
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>>34882894
yes. shitposting has transcended the digital realm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbSG0uQWDk
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>>34882916
>tfw Baneposting is a normie thing now
God damn it.
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Cell (2016)
https://youtu.be/C5kg0rZMSTs
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this post will end in quads and normies should leave
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>>34882790
this post will end in quads and normies will destroy 4chan tomorrow
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>>34882811
plankton!
krabs!
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>>34882811
they were dubs and i believe it
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Things that normies just refused to admit about their world is that being an asshole, borderline psychopath is rewarded the most in their society. But theyre so fucking scared to admit it, they'd rather say people who dont socially or economically succeed is because they are bad people when its the complete fucking opposite.
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>>34882708
>ITT: scared little manchild who had a few bad experiences and blames it all on mega ultra chad.
Do liars get their way most of the time? Yes. Does being an asshole and a bully 24/7 make you an insufferable cunt? Also yes. Look at Trump, most people think he's a dick because he only gets his way by bullying.
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>>34882716
Obviously not being an asshole 24 fucking 7, I said being an asshole not being an asshole and fucking retarded. I mean what was the statistic about ceo's? Like 1/4 are psychopaths? And the other 3/4 get that far by emulating psychopaths. Admit it, the genuinely nice guy that truly cares for other people (not in a generic kind of way but more in-tuned to someone like jesus) finish last, normies are just scared to admit it.
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>>34882708
Theres actually truth to this since its purely logical
psycopathy ignores all emotional response leaving only someone who is purely rational
>psychopathy is like being mentally ill emotionally
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Do you think I'm asking to much of a romantic relationship If I demand that my future wife and me be best friends? I have always applied a filter which specified that I would genuinely call my romantic partner my best friend even if they were a guy. Is it to much to ask for a girlfriend who's on the same wavelength as me? Are we not really meant to be friends? Are men and women fundamentally different for a reason that applies to romantic love in a yin yang sort of way? What do you guys deem to be a realistic relationship dynamic that would be worth pursuing?
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That's all I've ever wanted too, op. Just a companion.
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No, I don't think that's too much to ask. Many people describe their romantic partners as their best friends. That includes women describing their husbands/boyfriends as such as well.
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>>34882627
But do they sincerely mean it? I believe that a great majority of men would have never befriended their spouse if they were a guy and that they are just blinded by their lust into thinking they genuinely are on the same wavelength as their spouse.
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>Mom got me a quart of fancy chocolate milk for Valentine's day
>I'm a 24 year old NEET who dropped out of school 8 years ago and hasn't spoken to anyone non-blood related since
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your mom sounds lovely, be sure to tell her you love her.
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Rip your life. GL friendo
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>>34882433
Literally me except without the chocolate milk and without the exaggeration. Also I'm only 23.
>It's the little things in life.
>Hey, it could be worse!
>Relationships aren't worth the trouble.
>Sex is overrated Man, trust me I've ran through tons of pussy.
>Drugs are bad don't do them. I would know because I used to party all of the time.
Nothing infuriates me more than this type of shit.
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>>34882389
>you need to love yourself before you can expect someone else to love you
It's always some chad with an unconditionally loving gf who says this
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>>34882389
>Sex is overrated Man, trust me I've ran through tons of pussy.
*CONDOM SEX IS OVERRATED*
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>>34882488
No you piece of shit, its about having self confidence, knowing you're not perfect but finding things about yourself you do like and working on those.
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Alright, robots.
It is my 20th birthday soon and I don't want to end my official teenage years with still being a virgin, so I am offering the first guy (male) that is enjoyable to talk to to officially take my virginity.
I am from Western Europe and I live on my own so the deed can be done without any environmental restrictions. I am not prude and all I ask for is basic hygiene and politeness.
If anyone should be interest leave a little information about yourself.
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>>34882247
Hi, I am a peg legged, one eyed homeless slob with dandruff and I am short enough to do chin ups on the handle of a shopping cart.
I think I'm the best you can do.
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>>34882247
Are you a girl(male)?
If not no way fag
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>>34882247
Baltic states here. Which country are you living in?
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>oh you're one of those
>no one cares dude
>why is he so weird....
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>>34882134
>have to focus on things in the distance so I'm not looking down when I walk
>have to resist keeping my hands in my pockets
>have to remember not to mouthbreathe
fucking normos
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>>34882202
I wish I thought like that its more like this
>Dont look up
>Dont shoot your eyes over to that sound you might have heard
>When someone speaks to you its not with mal-intent
>Stop thinking people are out to get you
>Stop thinking people are watching you
Rinse and repeat
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>>34882253
I literally go through this same shit, day in and day out. While walking and taking the train to work, walking to go get food or alcohol... fucking everywhere. It's pretty crazy upon retrospect.
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>She's getting drilled right this very moment.
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>>34882132
fuk u
Odicknal
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>>34882132
she left me suddenly because he bought her burgers.
I won't feel bad for him when she leaves him when someone offers her steak.
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>>34882132
>mfw she's single
not that it improves my chances with her
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What movie did you watch this Valentine's Day, /r9k/?
...Alone?
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In the Mouth of Madness by John Carpenter.
Really good movie 9/10
Would recommend.
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>>34882125
Kind Lady. Angela Lansbury plays a thief whose gang robs a rich older woman of her paintings. I liked it.
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Doctor Strange. I was reluctant to watch it because I don't like Bendadick Cuminsnatch but I ended up really enjoying it.
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>college freshman roommate blasts disney/musical music whenever I walk in the room recently
>as a result of this I've been spending less than an hour a day in the room (leave at 9 am, dont get back till 11 pm)
>when I get back he still turns on his terrible fucking music despite me making no noise
>i suspect he has autism or aspergers because he is incredibly unconversational and passive agressive about stuff
>it actually makes me sort of scared to ask him to turn it down because he might turn hostile
how the fuck is THIS the roommate I get?! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MY LUCK?
Hopefully I get a huge dose of positive karma for putting up with this shit and preventing someone else from having to suffer through it
maybe ill finally meet a cute girl whos interested in me (hah, who am I kidding...?)
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>>34882044
Just take off all of your clothes whenever you come back to you dorm and start masturbating. If he's mentally retarded and you aren't then you should be able to make him feel more awkward than you no fucking problem.
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>>34882044
>>it actually makes me sort of scared to ask him to turn it down because he might turn hostile
You're going to have to get over it and ask him to turn it down.
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>>34882044
kill him and make sure it's quiet
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No matter how content i am with my life, how great things go, there is always "something" missing. Anyone else has this feeling? It is just the hunger of all us humans? I dont understand.
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i get that feel too, sometimes.
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>>34881990
Hinamatsuri is 10/10. But yeah, OP, Ive been feeling like that for years. Nothing really makes me happy. Its just that short fleeting moment that comes every once in a while that brings you up momentarily so that you can feel even worse later when you're thinking about how miserable you are.
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>>34882380
Hmm no not like that in my case. Is not that im not happy. Its that there is a "void". And is not that i feel empty entirely, is just something, like if a person or an event that was important vanished and you had to pretend it wasnt there from the very beggining. Maybe its too abstract of a feeling. I thought it might be god but i dont think it makes sense.
And yeah Hinamatsuri is great.
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>tfw no Asian gf for valentines
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>>34881771
>tfw no Asian gf for everyday life
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>>34881771
>>tfw no Asian gf forever
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>tfw no Asian gf that trancends the concept of time