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>Why dont you just give up on dating? With a face like that even achieving the body of a demi-god wont save you.

>Honestly you dont even have the guts to look a woman straight in the eye and tell her how you feel, why should you be pitied by her?

>All you really want to do is wallow in your own sorrow and feel sorry for yourself, its do or die in this world, if you cant adapt just lie in a corner and die.

>You keep blaming the world for your flaws, trying to redirect guilt somewhere else just so you can cover your own mistakes.

>You expect to be saved by someone who will change your life, this isnt a movie or book, you will just wait forever on nothing.
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im not ugly or weird but i dont care enough to actively pursue relationships anymore
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>>34884698
>With a face like that even achieving the body of a demi-god wont save you.

>You keep blaming the world for your flaws, trying to redirect guilt somewhere else just so you can cover your own mistakes.

At least try to be consistent when b8ing
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>>34884698
Can't really give up something you don't do.

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ITT: Things you're addicted to that you wish you weren't.

>watching big ass tranny porn
>drinking coffee
>browsing r9k
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Replying to pointless questions on here
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the feeling of depression
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benzodiazepines, originally.

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>used my ebt food stamps to get her the biggest box of chocolates possible
>plus a few extra smalls like her favorite mini m&ms, her favorite sodie pop and her favorite Ben and jerry's
>chilling in the tub now as she waits eagerly for me to go fuck her

$349.00 a month and that's just for food. I think I'm still in the $500s because I just can't spend that much on food in a month
Why don't wagies just do this?
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>>34884611
This is an excessively brilliant question.
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>using ebt food stamps for Valentine's Day

Oh I'm Laffin
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>>34884611

I know this is bait. And has been for a few years now.. but I am bored today so I'll bite:

Because I get 6x that as a basic monthly wage in my job I enjoy.

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How do you feel about girls pretending to be boys on the internet and becoming your friend and the whole time you believe they are a boy?
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I would probably delete them if I found out they were a girl and lying to me
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>>34884541
I'd probably find it cute
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>becoming your friend

i don't know this feel

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Traps turned me semi-ironically gay
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>>34884346
beiger
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>>34884346
>Traps turned me semi-ironically gay
me too except I turned more gay
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>>34884918
You turned into one?

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>ITT: Hobbies no robot in their right mind would do
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Challenge their beliefs and consider the opinions of others
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>>34884311
Interracial studys
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>>34884322
I seek conflict and as a side effect I receive some very harsh scrutiny of my beliefs.

Nothing will come of it though because my beliefs are now so warped and off the chain normies would never accept them.

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I've seen that women are wearing these a lot. What do they mean by this?
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>>34884309
it's a belt for sucking black dick or something
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>>34884309
BBISD
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It's means she's a stupid cunt.

If you don't feel that hairless innie vaginas are absolutely beautiful, you must be some kind of faggot.
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>>34884193
Oh god are you the guy that posted CP yesterday
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>>34884193
>the gap
Brehs...
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Vaginas are either gross or boring

Not gay, cocks are even worse

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>Be at a new job
>Been there a few weeks now
>One girl in particular, who is a Stacy we talk a lot surprisingly
>Get along well
>She gives me the details on everyone
>Even tells me things about her FRIENDS that no one else knows
>Such as she fucked "insert name" who works there etc..

Do all women just chat like this about people? or are we just good friends or something?
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>>34884152
I hung out with a stacey friend yesterday and I can confirm that's a pretty standard thing.
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>>34884152
stacies are cunts who tell everyone everything

whatever you do, do NOT tell ANYTHING about yourself to her
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People chat shit in general, she'll do the same about you to the next new person.

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>tfw no gf who likes horror movies, vidya games and alcohol
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>>34884151
>MUH VIDYA

You "people" make me sick.
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>>34884151
That's about 80% of females.
Not sure what you're trying to meme.
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>>34884151
>generic vapid roastie who takes retarded selfies for chad

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Is it fair to say that Denny was a robot?
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>>34884063
>friends
>almost watched a couple have sex
>was in bed with a girl
>plays football

He's chad.
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>>34884063
No idea who Denny is but it's a known fact OP is a faggot.
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>>34884069
throwing the ball around like a retard is now considered playing football?

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Get in here.
Everyone be nice :)
What are you listening to?
What did you do for valentines day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXUNqLLkpYE
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>>34884010
worked and spent an hour or two with a girl i like.
we didnt kiss because i want to wait....
is virginity a way of thinking
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>>34884010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma-l-2izB_s
spent all day on 4chan as usual
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnjPzOqlQXI
listening to ambient and lofi. looking for more good instrumental stuff

I had coffee with my mom on her last day in town. I won't see her again for ~2 months so I'm feeling a bit down.
Had a midterm and I did pretty bad.
No work tonight so I'm just browsing 4chan until bed.

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>You are decent looking
>Girl is fat, bucktoothed, or worse
>Girl: "I think we're in the same league"

Why do they say this?
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>>34884005
A combination of the female ego and you deluding yourself
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>>34884005
Girls and people in general who aren't autistic usually don't say that.
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>>34884005
She'd look so much better with hairy pits.

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Is Alessia Cara the new queen of /r9k/?
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>>34883883
look at this. she's too pure.
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>>34883883
Who dis bitch on muh turf
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I love European Jews https://youtu.be/ne_Ee8gchbE

Look at that body https://youtu.be/caEkkJh1TaE

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>talking to dad about life

>"Anon, have you ever had a girlfriend"
>mfw im 23
>mfw I lied to his face and told him yes
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>>34883853
>living with your parents at 23
A shiggy
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>>34883863
how else are you supposed to live the NEET life, anon?
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>>34883863
what do you expect with a conscience so small?

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