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>not having a sheltered farm qt who you grow up and eventually explore sexuality with, and you take her virginity one warm summer night after a county dance, and you distinctly remember the feel of the burlap sack that you laid over the hay on your nude skin as you laid together in post-coital bliss, and the smell of her hair as she rested her head on your chest and you gently rubbed her shoulder, until she looked up at you and asked in the softest voice "do you think we're in love" the response to which you can barely contain as you tell her yes and you kiss with passion that can only be felt by lovestruck teens, you grow up and eventually marry at the ripe, young age of 24, despite your friend ragging on you because she's the only girl you've ever been with but you know she's the only lover you'll ever need and you two leave the country and ride on a plane together for the first time ever on your honeymoon to europe, and while you definitely enjoyed it, you were excited to get back home because farm life is all you've ever known, and you work out because despite there not being much competition for her you want to be the best you you can possibly be and never want to see that loving gleam in here eyes disappear
get a load of you faggots
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>>34887261
cute fan fiction you dumb gay roastie
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Then she meets Jamal and you get cucked. Fucking Christ, OP, at LEAST include the ending.
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Valentine's came late I see
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I got a pizza hut yesterday
Is it ok if I get a KFC today for lunch?
I'm not fat, just skinny fat
I suppose dubs decides
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who the fuck cares? just go and do whatever
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Pizza hut is a 30 minute drive from my house and they can't deliever here REEEE
FUCK YOU
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>>34887232
>Actually caring enough
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How to change your life in 3 ways over 30 days
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This is it r9k. I have been on a long journey and I have finally achieved happiness. You wouldn't be in this thread right now if you didn't want the same for yourself. Over the past several months I have undergone a dramatic lifestyle change and a total reset of the way I think and see the world. I only changed 3 daily habits and they are pretty easy to adjust to.
1. Cold Showers
2. Blended Fruit Diet
3. No Porn
I will explain each with subsequent posts so listen up...
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1. Cold Showers
What the hell is the point of this? Physiologically it releases more testosterone and adrenaline and both of these will help you to feel better. It can keep you awake when you want to be, and if taken before bed, can also help with insomnia when it's time to go to sleep. Psychologically, it is an exercise in willingly going outside of your comfort zone on the most basic fundamental level. Best of all, if you like 3 showers a day like I do, your electricity costs to heat water are non-existent.
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2. Blended Fruit Diet
Some, if not most of us, are overweight and that depresses us, so we eat more to feel better. The key thing here is the 'feel better' part. When you eat food you enjoy, your brain releases dopamine. You feel like shit in-between meals because, after all the years of food abuse, your brain has released so much dopamine, that dopamine receptors become less abundant and less receptive to dopamine, so the times between highs become depressive. You end up eating, not to feel a high, but to relieve the depressed state and return your emotions to normality. This is a similar effect seen in long term drug abusers.
Get yourself a nurtibullet or ninja or whatever they are calling them nowadays, and only throw in fruits and vegetables and replace 2 meals a day with those juices. Now this isn't going to be a drastic transformation like actual juicing because we are still consuming all the fiber and nutrition of the fruits and vegetables rather than just the juice. This means it's a lot easier since you actually feel full after each drink. You will feel a little hungry between juices but this will become less of a problem after the first 3 days as your body stops worrying about crying out for food and enters a survival mode in the hunt for food. You will have more energy and actually feel better during this time because your body has to be in better shape in order to actually get food and on top of that you'll be burning fat reserves.
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3. No Porn
This is the one you've been waiting for. Guess what? No fap works, but not how you might think. It's not the lack of cumming that does anything, rather the lack of pornography. Similar to food, whenever you view pornography your dopamine goes through the roof, and when combined with simultaneous sexual stimulation, the dopamine levels experienced is comparable to morphine. The same effect occurs here as did with the previous food explanation and long term exposure to those levels of dopamine can result in serious emotional downfalls leading to abuse, where you jack off to simply feel better than you currently are, rather than out of actual arousal.
It is totally okay to jack off, so long as you do it unaided and fairly quickly, as any kind of sexual stimulation will result in a dopamine spike, but as long as it is ended fairly fast and not experienced again for a short time (every 2 or 3 days I'd recommend), then effects should be very minimal.
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>ilvl 880 mage
>Cant pull 700k single target
Should I just kill myself or is fire just that bad in 7.1.5?
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take a walk outside, my friend.
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Nah don't kys. You've just gotta scoop the poop everyday. Even when you don't feel like scooping the poop, make yourself do it. You've gotta think of everyday as a new opportunity to scoop the poop. Sure 8 hours is sleep, then 8 more go to the job, 1ish for commuting etc. But you're still left with 6 hours to scoop the poop when all is said and done and really if you can't make time for scooping the poop on your lunch break you really aren't gonna make it. Good luck and happy scooping.
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stop playing wow
not original
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>ywn die for humanity
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i wish I was tsuki and at least thought I'd be dying for humanity
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>You will never cause the extinction of mankind
feels bad desu
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>>34887017
>to intelligence to die for humanity
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Comfy retail/fast food cuck
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Might be posting this at wrong time for high target of replies but so what.
Comfy wagecuck thread, retail and fast food stories especially welcome
>Working in MC Donald's
>Fat kid comes in, about six
>Waddles up to counter
>Orders a large strawberry milkshake
>Waddles of without paying
>Didn't even stop him
>Mum walks back in with son
>Waddles at half the speed
>Assuming she's going to pay for the milkshake
>I explained what happened before she starts to order
>Son...Are you accusing my son of stealing
>She is saying this as he's slurping his milkshake
>He didn't pay ma'am, also where did he get the milkshake from then.
>You're not the only place in town for milkshake son
Think I'll leave soon
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>>34886885
I just got accepted for a McDonald's job.
What are some effective ways of killing myself?
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>>34886962
Hint: check the picture.
This could also apply for hamburgers.
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>pic related but a customer
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For some reason whenever I see this scene I always throw a tantrum. Maybe I want to be held like this? I don't know. Any autistic rage moments, robots?
original comment.
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>>34886883
What happens in that scene again?
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I hate when in a kids movie people start singing, i had an autistic rage as a kid everytime it happened and I cringed so hard if my parents where around to watch it/listen to it
I still rage hard when it happens but at least i don't live with my parents anymore, i could never get the disney movies hype because of this
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This scene pisses me the fuck off with how wrong Jimmy was.
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Who else /brainlet/ here? I have excellent grades in humanities without taking any effort but can't do elementary math. It makes me fucking deppressed because only normal jobs are STEM now. I'll kill myself at 25 if I'll be still a subhuman. Anyone can relate?
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>>34886844
>Going to college for anything that requires "humanities."
Why light all that money on fire, anon?
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>>34886844
>because only normal jobs are STEM now.
lolol
>he still thinks there are normal jobs
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>>34886844
Hi Anon, I'm a Marine Corps recruiter.
you seem like a perfect fit for our corps.
Head to http://www.marines.com/home to find out more.
PS. Free crayons and glue on enlistment
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>Be doorguard security
>Boring as fucking shit, mind falling apart
>Start listening to "podcasts"
>Primarily the NLSS, the "Northernlion Super Show" where are bunch of like minded nerds talk about dumb shit for 3-4 hours
>Have headphones in
>Smirking, smiling and full on laughing now
>This has actually made me more approachable
>Qts asking for directions left and right
>Qts noticing me and start smiling themselves
Shit bros, if only I could smile on "purpose"
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>>34886835
I don't know how Qts approaching you doesn't put you in a good mood naturally. I'm happily married, and would never stray, but it still feels good to have a convo with a cute chick that isn't my wife.
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>>34886858
I don't get approached as often when doing nothing in particular cause I've got a bad case of resting bitch face, friends from various groups have told me I look like I want to beat the shit out of someone, and I could just be standing around.
They still come ask me shit, but it's noticeably went up when I'm laughing an shit.
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>>34886922
So, just start plastering a smile on your face, and faking it until you make it.
advice on how to get in bed earlier? i always tell myself to go to bed earlier in the morning but come night time i always dont feel tired and cant stand the thought of just going to sleep and then waking up going to work. do i just need to make myslef getbin bed earlier?
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>>34886811
you don't have to get up earlier if you don't hav ea job to go to
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>>34886811
Melatonin or Valarian Root.
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>>34886811
Read a book in bed
Knocks me our within an hour every time and it's comfy as fuck
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OH GOD GUYS, I just had the worst nightmare ever. In it, I was a wagecuck who justified his slavery by saying I was contributing to society and I wasn't a loser NEET who can't afford to throw money away on pointless shit. I'm glad I'm awake now. I woke up sweating like mad.
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I had a dream where a normie tried to convince me to marry and have kids in order to "pass my genes on".
Seriously, is there a more nonargument than this nonargument?
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Hehebump
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>>34886790
Spyro the motherfucking dragon holy shit, that's awesome
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Meesa thinks anon should post in this thread or his penis will fall off in his sleep.
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I think you should shut up the fuck up orreply to my post or your mother will die in her sleep
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>>34886766
>>34886730
these fucking cunts
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>>34886766
is that a girl or a girl (male)?
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I tried to get a gf over at /int/ but all what people did was insult me. I got a mail contact from a cutie but turned out it was bait and then I got made fun of.
>they don't know but that made me feel really bad and sad
thanks for reading my blog
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>>34886693
Why would you date someone from /int/? They are likely to be too far away from you.
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>>34886693
>trying to meet people on 4chan
4chan is like a Congregation of the worse people on the internet.
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>>34886693
YOUR WELCOME FRIEND., WASN'T THAT INTERESTING I'M GOING TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST. PERHAPS TONIGHT YOU MEET STEAMY LADY ON A LONESOME WALK
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4chan is without a doubt the worst website in the history of the internet. I have never seen such an agglomeration of stupidity and wretchedness anywhere else, nor would have imagined that so much ugliness - mental, and no doubt also physical - could be possible in this world if I had never come across it. And they are all fully aware of this, which is why they prefer to remain anonymous, and almost immediately trash everything that they write, since they know it's rubbish. We are talking about individuals so weak and fearful that even the nicknames used by forum users feel too restrictive and oppressive to them. Individuals so slow and incoherent that they don't want others to be able to connect even as much as two of their posts together and hold them accountable for some measure of logic between them. This is the true bottom of the barrel of (sub)humanity. And that's why I keep an eye on it from time to time. You couldn't even meet such idiots in the street, since people in the street possess at least the minimum amount of strength required to leave their rooms and walk around. So if my site is the greatest site that exists and that will ever be made (and it is), 4chan is the lowest one, and will remain so for as long as it remains the internet's bastion for all those who are attracted by anonymity (which is to say for nobodies).
And now sit back and watch the torrent of threads confounding anonymity with pseudonymity that will be popping up on there.
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delicious pasta, a little dry but I'm drunk hungry so I don't care
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Too long did not readmuteblox
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>>34886650
>rape all the teachers and students they feel are attractive enough
>tfw not even attractive enough to be raped
So I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when some dickhead goes out of his way to shoulder check me, hard. Doesn't even turn around, doesn't even laugh to his dickhead mates, just shoulder checks me for no reason at all and keeps walking.
Why do normies do this? Is it so hard to be fucking polite in the street? Can't they go 5 seconds without acting like a cunt towards a total stranger?
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>>34886586
i did this before too. usually because the other guy didnt move out of the way.
dont know your exact situation but if you are a young male and he was too, then it probably was some kind of try too find out if you are beta enough to move out of the way.
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You shouldve turned around and donkey punched him to his knees.
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>>34886611
We weren't about to walk into each other. He deliberately moved out of his path to shoulder check me.