An EQ test was thrown around in one of these threads and I've decided to give it a shot.
>19/80
>Autistic
>wtf.gif
I'm a failed normie, recovering.
lost virginity at 16, have a girlfriend, about 3-4 good friends.
I've flunked out of collage but went back and now on track to finish this thing.
Went through depression and no sex life for half a decade, which is when I found this site.
So guys, tell me, what am I doing wrong.
I was sure I'd score at least somewhere midway to 80.
Do I need to lure you spergs in with this crap?
>Textless posts are not allowed.
Fuck you.
answer me
Why should I care op? You are always so faggy.
How long from being alone do you start to become a weirdo?
You won't know how long.
>>34887846
If you weren't a weirdo to begin with, you wouldn't be alone.
>>34888566
Is this a new form of shitposting?
Worst/Best expirience you've had on r9k since you`ve been here.
Best: I got drunk one night and bought a Moldovan a copy of Arma 2.
Worst: Literally every Tomo thread.
best: just yesterday a fembot posted nudes of her according to what anons asked, she had a very nice body
worst: people failing for baits like usual, its very retarded
>>34887830
>Be me
>Be depressed
>Be on r9k literally 5 hours a day at least because dropped out of college
>See a thread about a language app
>check it out, some stupid app called "Hellotalk"
>Lots of qt girls on there
>Figure, hey what the hell.
>Talk to a girl from Finland
>Wants to learn dutch (I'm half dutch half spanish)
>Talk to her, hit it off
>She looks fairly attractive, nice face and figure
>She and I skype for the first time
cont?
>be me
>browsing 4chan
>notice some lint floating through the air
>swat at it
>it doesn't go away
>it's still floating there, slowly falling
>realize it isn't lint
>IT'S IN MY EYE
AHHH WHAT THE FUCK
Lol nice eye worms, dude.
Find a doctor op
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floater
>>34887805
Quick OP, you need to cut out your eye before the infection spreads
valentines tits
delicious small tits
Look at that disgusting as fuck roastie. 3DPD is truly a fucking meme.
>>34887688
i have bigger tits than those
Wtf do I do? I kept getting notices from my student loans and I eventually called them after they held it and they sent me a packet to and held the account again until I filled out
Well blah blah I'm a robotic autist time goes on. I forget to do it and lose it. Then I get another one they hold it again. My parents throw out my copy for some reason. Request it again. Parents throw it out again. It's happened like 8 times. What do I say?
>>34887659
>What do I say?
Tell your parents not to throw it away, dummy
What are you actually asking? Can you rewrite that fucking post so that it makes sense to somebody other than yourself? Jesus christ dude.
>>34887671
I have to request them to hold my account AGAIN and ask for copies AGAIN and it's been like 8 times I'm afraid they'll yell at me
Just dropped out of college.withdrew from all my classes to avoid academic penalties, because I didn't show up to them and would just drink alcohol everyday. Wasted $200 on alcohol from January to February now.
I'm dirt poor now, I'll probably join the marines or something.
I spend $140 on alcohol a week, at least you're not me.
hope that helps
p.s. fucking chink moot
>>34887674
that's not that bad, averaging 18 beers a day myself to drown my sadness
>>34887643
You'll have to quit drinking to join the marines
>>34887674
I just started drinking bottom shelf gin for like $7 since January 23, 2017. I had an exam that day for one class and homework that I didn't do. I just stopped going to class ever since that day, too embarrassed to show my face after missing a month of class. It's not one of those big classroom settings, there is like 20 people in that class so it's obvious that I went missing.
>tfw that qt indie girl that was your crush during HS years is now a tumblr feminazi
Holy shit, Karen, what has become of you
Grow up m8. It happens, people change. It's time for you to change too and stop being a manchild
>>34887608
Does she poo in loo now?
>>34887617
>impIying implications
Is there any worth to this piece-of-shit state of existence called life? We are born to feel pain, cause pain, and then die, and there's nothing we can do about it. There is literally no reward.
Our choice is to either succeed or fail, but both are equally miserable options. By succeeding, you are conditioning yourself to years of abuse from a system designed by people who are dumb enough to lack the level of self consciousness required to feel the pain of existence. By failing, you are a disappointment to everyone you know who has worked hard to see you grow.
Honestly, life is an anomaly. Intelligence is an anomaly. The universe is a pointless concept we have idealized due to our function to create patterns even where they don't exist. If you're not dumb as a rock, you're basically doomed.
No, life is worthless and distractions until you die.
>>34887561
Life is very worth living for a select minority class of people. Sometimes, it seems that the only reason everyone else exists is to make the lives of said class of people that much better.
The more you try to find the worth and meaning of this existence, the more you keep coming back to this conclusion. We exist to make other people's lives better. And they're cheating at life on every level possible.
>>34887561
Nope. There's no point in doing anything, almost everything's subjective, I don't want to live and I don't want to die.
It's pretty fun.
Fellow libtards
We all know that the SJW scene has hijacked our political party and abuses it for their own selfish needs.
They call themselfs like us and their political rivals are actually picking it up.
They stand for values that actual libetarians would be disgusted of and the founders of the party would beat them up for.
We need to get rid of them and stop them from disparageing our political view.
I would post this on /pol/ but we all know that this would not end well, and I know for a fact that many libetarians are using this board.
So how do we stop them?
Or at least how do we distance us from them?
>>34887532
Chad is above any mere woman, that's how I know this chart was made by some leddit retard.
>>34887532
At least pst the good version of that chart
Now your image includes you, OP.
Fuck I haven't posted on this godforsaken board in nearly a year but had to get this off my chest.
>Join some fb meme group
>Make a decent amount of friends and join a couple of group chats
>One of them has a girl who i dont think much of initially
>Start talking to her slowly and realize we have a shit ton in common
>like more in common then i have with any other person on Earth
>Shes in a relationship and is prob a solid 8/10
>I'm honestly at best a 4/10, but probably a 3/10.
>I've fucking fallen in love and want to die now
>Legit feel awful after realising how cool she is.
>Still talk to her a shit ton bc the thought of talking to her and never expressing my true feelings is better then never talking to her again.
>There is a less then 0% chance she sees this and recognizes me.
>I don't even care.
Tldr; fell in love with some girl from a meme group and legit want to an hero. Never felt love till now
>>34887516
So what?
What's your point dude
If you like this girl go after her
If you're going to keep being a pussy keep being a pussy
Second, I'm tired of this FUCKINF meme on here that "having things in common" is a good enough excuse to date someone
It isn't
Mutual attraction is all that's needed man
She's probably too far away from you anyway geographically, you'll find your own girl eventually man
Chin up
>>34887580
You are, 100% right. Thanks for your advice. I just dont meet girls like this irl all i meet are liberal sjw thots. But again you are 100% right mutual attraction the most important thing. Thanks for slapping me in the face with the truth i appreciate that.
>>34887630
Fuck man I had originally typed a ton out but my phone refreshed
Anyways was just going to say sorry for being so harsh about it
But desu we've all been there before
Falling in "love" with an Internet girl, whether it's a tumblr girl or your Facebook chick or a girl on omegle or tumblr
But at the end of the day you'll never truly know them
The person they portray online is different than who they really are inside you know
Don't beat yourself up about it man, there really are better girls out there
And if they don't like you, they're missing out on a great person
They'll never know who you really are
That's what I mean though, girls are really fucking shallow
They correlate "good personality" with good looks
So it's up to you to look good
Start lifting (I swear man it makes a WORLD of difference, I was a skinny fucker who was way too anxious to go to the gym with chads but eventually you get over the nervousness and you become stronger and you notice it and girls so too
But yeah man, it'll be alright
Don't best yourself up about it, dont think too much about t because in the end, it's statistically improbable that you would've met up with this chick and fallen love etc etc
Imagine you woke up tomorrow but you can no longer move your body. You're dead.
What mess have you left behind for others to find?
What do you regret?
>>34887460
Thats not how death works. Tbh ID be realeafed, i am now dead, i dont habe to worry about tomorrow or whatever consequences are next
>>34887460
I left the passwords to my computer and all of my accounts in my autistic notepad in my back pocket for my brother to find.
I regret not living to see worth out of my existence, but I guess that's subjective as everyone dies and there's no goal in life.
My landfill room and fat disgusting body. Also my frail mother.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bmD8EB5Xka
>Mfw I realized morality is objective
>>34887452
>Morality is objective
How did you come to that conclusion?
>Morality > moral issues > issues > subjective
>>34887478
Do math problems make math subjective?
>>34887491
yeag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Spinoza
Thoughts on this?
>>>/qst/1155428
>>34887420
is it a computer game or is an artist moving bits of art around to produce each image?
>>34887559
I have no idea. Think its moving bits
>>34887572
looking more I think it's both. there's a webm, but the next image looks to be put together my OP.
I want to play this, with the human GM just like that thread.
I'm starting to lose the will to live, I'm just wasting my life away.
just get a motorcycle this will make everything faster
Just find hobbies to sink cash and time into. Then when that stops easing the pain, you can plan for the end.
I used to collect stamps before I realized I hated stamps.
>>34887294
Join the club brother