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>agree to friends' plans to meet up
>>you don't have to come if you don't want to
what do they mean by this?
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>>34888184
>what do they mean by this?
you dont have to come if you dont want to
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They obviously want you to come but is obvious that they would fee bad if they putted any kind of pressure on you

There,was it hard?
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>>34888229
I guess that makes sense, I get so fucking paranoid when it comes to doing social events

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>get pushed away by society because you're "different"
>resent them
>become desperate, angry and sad
>avoid and hate societal norms
>society shames you and hates you even more for it

How the fuck does one even escape this endless cycle?
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>>34888177
You dont, welcome to nature. You win or you lose, only modern man has come up with intermediates, and only for physical disabilities. You think short people would still exist if society didn't accept them for who they are and let them breed with tall people?
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>>34888296
Yeah I do understand how it works, but it's so baffling how people on the giving end aren't self-aware of this.
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>>34888351
Me too, but thats the human ego, it can tune out things that one hasn't grown up believing. We are animals, virtues and morals mean nothing, only survival and hedonism. Im baffled how we got this far in the first place

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A girl started following me on my Letterboxd and my IG account. She must think I have a good taste in movies. She 'liked' one of my photos. Does that mean anything? Also she 'liked' the two short poems that I posted.

I checked her profile and she's a total qt (9/10). She seems like a really nice and smart gal. Also, she's 17 and we live in the same city.

Instant fucking crush.

Idk what to do. Or should I even do anything?
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just because a girl does things on the internet in relation to you it does not mean in any way, shape or form that she is remotely interested in you.
also 17 year olds are dumb as bricks.
quit being a faggot.
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so she is just some random that started following you on social media?

maybe youre in for it i dont fucking know send her a message and ask her whats up you fag
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>>34888162
Well, she's certainly a lot smarter than most 17 yos today. She watches Godard and co. Idk any 17 yo girl who has even heard of JLG.

>>34888192
Maybe I should.

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First time on r9k here.

What tf is wrong with you guys?
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>>34888124
you are what's wrong, please close your browser to help us
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>>34888124
>What tf is wrong with you guys?
what do you mean?
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Guys please help I can't find upvote button

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>happy stories make me sad cause i know i'll never be this hsppy
>sad stories make me sad cause i can relate too much
what do?
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dont read stories lol
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>>34889085
Stories are everywhere: songs, movies, some games, this board, other people's words. My fucking mind. Everything is full of stories.
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>>34888099
>>34889142
put an end to the story

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>girl (friend) always gives me an attitude when she talks to me
>we always argue
>call each other names, etc. etc.
>keeps making fun of me for being single

Whats her deal? She only does this with me btw, she has a lot of friends too.
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>>34888093

She sees you as her dog knowing that you won't do shit back to her.
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>>34888102
I'm not going to be this harsh but it sounds like she sees you as a brother, OP. Don't get your hopes up.
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She wants you D

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>ITT: things normies say ONLY to robots

>gimme that big NEET cock
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>I'm so happy that you're not wagecucking so we can spend all day fucking
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>C'mon let's go to some disco, do ya wanna be at your lonely house your entire life?

fuck normies asking obvious questions
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>>34888078
>tfw Rachel Cook will never ask for my NEET cock

Why even live? There's just no point to it anymore.

>get out of your comfort zone anon

>implying people who go out and try doing as much shit as they can aren't doing it because they have no comfy place in their life
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Being comfy all the time is a bad thing
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>implying there is a zone in which i am comfortable
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>>34888056
I think being unstimulating and comfy all the time is why most neets amount to nothing.

I grew up in a very unstable family, my parents got divorced when I was young and I never had the feeling of "being home" due to the fact I was constantly going back and forth from my mom and dads. My entire life was void of comfort and now I'm more successful than everyone I grew up with becaused I moved out on my own at an early age and leaned how to take care of myself. Not being comfortable expands the mind, being comfy literally ruins it.

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>be 18
>go to my friends house
>his mom is matire hottie 10/10
>she worked late night so she is sleeping
>start masturbating ehile i watch her sleep
>mfw i realized she didt sleep at that point
>mfw she saw me

Next time i saw her as if nothing happened, what do i do?
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If she didn't tell you to stop, she didn't want you to stop
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>>34888046
Well how differently does she treat you now
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>>34888046
Coole story bro

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Femanons, why don't you have a horse bf?

>tall muscular, imposing
>beautiful hair/mane, won't go bald
>loves carrying you around on his back
>loyal, will never put you down
>huge throbbing cocks
>big smooth balls
>fuck hard and rough
>loads of cum
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>>34888006
What"s wrong with you?
How the hell was this not original?
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Robots should take a look at what a mare's vagina looks like.
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>>34888032
anyone who hasn't seen at least 1 image of a horse vag on the internet shouldnt be on this board

> Didn't get a girlfriend in middle school
"Dont worry anon, it'll happen in the future! Just focus on your grades for now, you're too young for a girlfriend anyway!"

>Didn't get a girlfriend in high school
"Don' worry anon, high school girls are just a bunch of stuck up bitches anyway, you didn't miss anything. You'll find the love of your life in college, just like everyone else does!"

> Didn't get a girlfriend in college
"Don't worry anon, just focus on building a career, women love men with money."

> Years after college
"Uhh, have you tried Tinder?"
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>>34887981
At least they tell you try tinder, I'm too ugly to try it and all my friends quietly know
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>>34887990

Tinder sucks. It's just a Chad and Stacy app. Even the fat chicks on Tinder act like they're 10/10 supermodels
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>>34887981
>women love men with money

Why even deal with them at this point, normies have already told you how shallow they are

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Does everyone have insecurities? Or are they merely spooks that can be overcome?
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>>34887965
Explain this spook meme to me. What does it mean?
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>>34887983
Spooks are things that don't exist outside of human imagination: Government, philosophy, religion. They're immaterial things of varying usefulness which people imagine to be real, like ghosts.
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>>34887983
THAT SHIT DON'T FLY HERE

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College Nightmare thread ?

>be me
>autistic ADHD ridden depressed fuck, the whole r9k package
>final year of college, have 3 "friends"
>they're just normies(the harmless,kindhearted types) who consider me worthy enough as their friend and laugh at my autistic humor
>actually I'm unable trust anyone nor do I feel anything or consider anyone my friend
>they decide to go on a trip to another state, of course tell me to come along
>refuse, say "parents won't let me go"
>typical "muh overprotective parents" routine, they initially buy it
>as the journey date comes closer, they however start insisting for me to come along
>today they talked to my mom she said that it's fine, I can go
>don't have the balls to tell them I don't wanna go,I'm lethargic and I just wanna be finally left alone,free from college and all that burden
>they give me the "but anon its the final year, we'll never meet again, we all are gonna go different ways, this is our only chance to have fun"
>contemplate suicide so I don't have to go and don't have to refuse them either

Emotionally pressuring people like this should be fucking illegal.
FUCK I DON'T WANNA GO
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Do it pussy I bet you can't
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>>34887939
Tell them or be a ballless sissy like you always are.
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Fucking help brehs.. I know what I want is a little selfish, but I really don't wanna go, trips like these use up my very life force and I feel like dying immediately after

>>34887967
no man.. I'm too much of a pussy to actually do it. Well maybe not a pussy, but more like my mind tells me that this is not enough of a reason

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>talking to girls is easier than talking to guys
Why
Guys intimidate me
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>>34887925
are you female
your gender is relevant to this discussion, in this case
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You're a weak little cakeboi (or a girl) and you're threatened by their masculinity.
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How can anyone really think that

You can talk about almost any kind of topic with a male

While women give you a weird look or say things like "I dunno xdd" the moment you start a topic slightly obscure or outside mainstream media

Most of women always seem unreachable and I always need to force some kind of normie personality to really keep the conversation going.

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>finally get a gf
>realize I cannot possibly hope to maintain a healthy relationship because of my overwhelming insecurities
life is a joke
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>>34887918
worst case, at least you had a girlfriend for a while.
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become a cuck then

grills love that
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>>34887918
NO NO NO. If you actually like this girl then you have to suffer through it. It's going to be the hardest thing you've ever done and super embarrassing and painful but you have to be honest with her and let her slowly see your real self because if you can't open up, you will lose her anyway. I was in your shoes once too but I wasn't rejected or thought of as repulsive like I thought I would be, instead they were kind and accepting and we are still together 7 years later. You have to be brave anon. It's much easier to give up before it gets painful but you can do it.

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