Is there any place in the world left where women aren't corrupted by western degeneracy?
Jungles and places like that without running water and ectricity.
But that ass and pussy are glorious.
Middle Africa shitholes where they tie sluts to tires and burn them alive
>>34891253
Tribal degeneracy is even more disgusting though desu
byzantine_bitch_queen hello?
>>34891179
Now pour some milk
>>34891179
That lap top is ruined now, Canada.
>>34891384
>Canada
>no milo
What? Are you American?
Is it true that you can learn languages fluently in hours with LSD?
> It was a week before registration and it depressed me tremendously that I had not spent the summer learning German, as I had planned. I had intended to give myself a crash course so I could take second-year German, which I needed for my study in physics. I had heard of a woman who had learned enough Spanish in a few days, via LSD, to speak it fluently when she had to go to Mexico on business. I had taken LSD before, and while I couldn't see how she did this, I decided it was worth a try.
> I hadn't even gotten around to picking up a textbook, but I did have a close friend who knew German well and who said he was willing to "sit in" while I took the drug and try to teach me the language. Fortunately, I knew something about conjugation and declension, so I wasn't completely at sea.
> I wanted to get worked up and feel involved with the language, as it seemed that this must be at least part of the key to the problem, so I asked my friend to tell me about Schiller and Goethe, and why the verb came at the end. Almost immediately, after just a story or two, I knew I had been missing a lot in ignoring the Germans, and I really got excited.
> The thing that impressed me at first was the delicacy of the language (he was now giving me some simple words and phrases), and though I really messed it up, I was trying hard to imitate his pronunciation as I had never tried to mimic anything before. For most people German may be "guttural," but for me it was light and lacey. Before long, I was catching on even to the umlauts. Things were speeding up like mad, and there were floods of associations. My friend had only to give me a German word, and almost immediately I knew what it was through cognates. It turned out that it wasn't even necessary for him to ask me what it sounded like.
(1/2)
>>34890955
(2/2)
> Memory, of course, is a matter of association, and boy, was I ever linking up to things! I had no difficulty recalling words he had given me--in fact, I was eager to string them together. In a couple of hours after that I was reading even some simple German, and it all made sense.
> The whole experience was an explosion of discoveries. Normally, when you've been working on something for a long time and finally discover a solution, you get excited, and you can see implications everywhere. Much more than if you heard someone else discovering the same-thing. Now this discovery thing, that's what was happening with me--but all the time. The threshold of understanding was extremely low, so that with every new phrase I felt I was making major discoveries. When I was reading, it was as though I had discovered the Rosetta Stone and the world was waiting for my translation. Really wild!
http://www.psychedelic-library.org/staf5.htm
>>34890955
>Is it true that you can learn languages fluently in hours with LSD?
No
Sounds like bollocks mate. If it were as simple to learn anything you wanted super fast by taking some LSD you'd already know about it by now as everyone would be doing it.
At what age did you realise that your whole life is going to be just like high school?
>>34890942
I wish. High school was the bomb. No real work, no responsibilities, get to hang with friends all day
Wrong, I had friends in high school
>>34890942
Are they making a hotline miami movie?
>birthday today
>no texts
>no phone calls
>no emails
>no steam messages
>no letters
>no gifts
>had to buy my own cake
>>34890662
congrats on the bday anonkun may ye live long and prosper
why did buy it anyway? im just curious, sounds like something unnecesary depresing to do
and feel ya anon, only my parents remember it, my only friend in the world forgot, also the girls that used to salute me did, but im used to, every bday i went out the whole afternoon to pretend im with friends doing something, i often buy me gifts and drinks or go to the movies, it's sad but you will be OK, congrats for other year of not offing yrself!
>>34890662
play a league of legends game and say in to all ''its my birthday'' im sure somebody will wish you happy brithday
>when each picture your lost oneitis posts of herself is more beautiful than the last
>and also you've moved 8 states away so you literally have no chance with her
>when every day your desire for existential release grows stronger than the last
>too beta to live a normal healthy life
>too beta to kill myself
Would a fellow robot murder me in my sleep if I leave them all of my money?
>tfw have a contact for my oneitis in my phone that I filled out with public voter database info
>even have a contact pic I got off Instagram
>every day I stare at the contact debating whether I should call
>it's been 3 years
Life becomes so much less stressful when you realise the only thing you have to do is survive.
All that other stuff people pretend is required like a job, a wife, kids, holidays is all bullshit. There's nothing you have to do with your life other than survive, all that shit you're worried about doesn't matter. You literally don't have to do anything unless you feel like doing it.
I don't want to just survive it, I want to thrive in it
People are worried about all that shit because the actually "goal" that your body is driven to accomplish is to reproduce and continue the species. All that other shit merely makes you marketable to the opposite sex
The only solace I have left in life is that fact that I can end it.
I want to be like Snusmumriken. No worries in the world, the ultimate state of comfy, getting to see new locations and enjoy the warmer times of the year all day long.
I've always thought that traveling is dumbest thing you can do. You can't escape your problems. Your problems will always follow you no matter where you go because your problems go deep into the core of your personality.
the absolute best of apu apustaja
thank me later OP
You do realize it's not an easy life, right? He has to work for it. He's not given things for free by moping in his basement. You want to do what he does? Go ahead, get up and do something about it!
Are they, dare I say, /our animals/?
>>34890370
no question about it, they are
helll yes we need more duck appreciation
>>34890473
cute and fluffy duck!!
>>34890572
woah thats a lot of colors!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3944882/Nutter-Fort-Primary-School-teacher-snatches-microphone-autistic-boy.html
>be me
>nine years old
>high autist
>teacher says I can GOBBLE GOBBLE
>be happy
>tell mommy
>she gives me 20GBP as a prize
>immediately cash in for tendies
>two days later
>go to school play
>normies do whole play
>play about to end
>my time to shine
>legs shaking
>spaghetti
>still must say my line
>grab mic
>"GOB-"
>teacher grabs the mic from me
>wtf.jpg
>realize she doesn't want me to GOBBLE GOBBLE
>feelsbadman
>start crying
>mommie takes me home
Ended up raping that bitch two years ago. I heard she had my kid, but idgaf. Should have let me GOBBLE GOBBLE.
I dont see what the big deal is.
The last thing you would ever want is a 5 year old sperg with a microphone
heh, now she's the one doing the gobbling
>>34890425
Normies are more autistic than autists. If that kid was ten years older they would have praised the teacher for taking away his mic
>BAAWWWWW GIRLS ONLY WANT CHAAAAD
>faps to Stacy's holiday pics on fb
>>34890256
This is the worse meme.
Seriously, how can you believe that girls only want Chad AND that being a virgin at 18/21/30 is uncommon? It's either one or the other m8
If you just did a quick Google search, you'd see that most guys lose their v-card at around 16. Girls do not "only" want Chad
>>34890323
Who the fuck said Chad is monogamous?
>>34890339
My point still stands though. The vast majority of guys get with girls by their early 20's, so there's no way girls only go for Chad
>tfw you take a big poop and you realize you could never actually handle a big dick
You'd be surprised anon.
Taking dicks is really all about technique.
A dicklet can hurt if he just jams it in.
But if he's skilled, any novice can take 7 inches no problem, and much more with practice.
hello goysi m new to this website >;D
whats up HAHAOHOH fellow nets
>>34890500
Added and repped
Welcome to robot9001
No belly GF thread? Let's get one going. Preferably only small pot bellies (pic related)
>>34890206
bumperino
1
>>34890206
Belly gf threads are always the best threads. Although titcow one's come close.
>>34890288
hell yea they are. got any small pot belly pics ?
Does watching girls get beat up make you hard? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TwllnKlo9uA
>>34890150
Yes
Kats r kool
>Mt Vernon
Seems about right. Not hard but it makes me laugh like few things can
>>34890150
Yes if it's other girls who do it.
I saw a videos of a girl beating another girl and then forcing her to kiss her feet. Even typing this makes me hard.
>tfw you realize you would have been a 10/10 Stacy if you were born a female
lost a 50/50 and now my life is shitno I'm not gonna transition you faggots
>no I'm not gonna transition you faggots
Do it, you fucking pussy.
>>34890111
Wanting to be a woman just so you can live life on easy mode seems really stupid to me. Explain yourself. Why would you EVER want to be a woman, even for a moment?
>>34890111
>tfw same
it's not very nice. sent my pic to some bitch, she asked wheter it's male or female, some other said i would be a beautiful girl, my 9/19 sister told me i have female face features...