i start my new job at 2pm saturday.
unloading trucks
>>34891866
fucked i had simlar job once was living the neet life after lifing all day i was in pain for days never when back to job still a neet now
>>34891866
Welcome to hello boyo
Gratz for getting a job anon, I'm Very proud of you!
Both of my sisters are with white guys, and most of the Latinas I know are with or interested in white men. We are Mexican btw
You can't. Get bleached son
>>34891753
>live in commiefornia
>but ugly half spic half whiboy
>all the latina girls only want chad, tyrone, or gangbanging spic chad
>>34891753
They're hardly even trying to bait anymore
What do you feel when you look at this image?
>>34891719
I think 'man, it's been forever since my dad had a stache going on'
>>34891719
Reminds me how everyone would feel if I an hero.
I dont want to leave behind a mess to clean up.
I want to die with some dignity and honour. .. It's bad enough that I have a mental illness called "Gender dysphoria".
>>34891774
>I want to die with some dignity and honour. .. It's bad enough that I have a mental illness called "Gender dysphoria".
Why not join the peshmerga and die in battle?
>maybe on day she'll skype me
How do I stop thinking about her?
One day*
My bad.
>>34891666
Why would she skype you?
>>34891666
No idea man, i'm in the same position.
I want her to text me, but she never does until i do, she leads me on and i can feel it, or maybe she isn't, maybe it's my paranoia.
I can't tell anymore, i don't understand what i want, i try to convince myself that there won't be anything and i should just stick to myself, but i keep thinking about her day to day.
It's painful, i feel like it's draining me of all energy.
what will you do on weekend
same as I do every day
consume drugs and media til bed time
Probably vidya, the bit of vodka I have left, suffering and if it's too much, suicide.
Probably drink and play Melee or Mario Party with myfriendson Friday or Saturday, and spend the rest of the weekend on Baldur's Gate and cartoons.
>be white
>dating black girl
>we start to annoy each other frequently
>she tells me I was a mistake
>say fuck you bigger
>all hell breaks loose
>she tells me her brothers are gonna come take care of me for this
>say fuck you bigger
Lol
>>34891501
Can't get her brothers to take care of her let alone you desu senpai.
Fuck her brother in front of her
lol
>he doesnt use proxy to watch porn
HAHAHAH
YOUR ISP AND PARENTS KNOWABOUT YOUR FETISHES HAHAHAA
>>34891479
>he lives with his parents
Top kek
>>34891495
>He lives
Top kek
i dont live with my parents dumb nigga
What happens to people like him when they grow up/after they finished school? Asking for myself because I have no friends.
They start browsing /r9k/ and commit suicide in their 20's
>>34891643
This. If I'm not dead by 23 it'll be a goddamn miracle
Sid had tons of friends and would go out partying. He was just a bit more awkward and a virgin at 16. I'd love to have had his social life, even with the heartbreak.
Can cheating ever be justified?
I listen to my best friends wife cheat on him every saturday.
I've told him about it multiple times and he doesn't believe me.
Idk what to say but I guess if you want it and can get away with it despite being caught why not?
>>34891398
Yes. I've been dating my girlfriend for four years. I love her dearly, but we haven't fucked since August 2015 since she's a depressed mess. Before this dry spell I thought she would be my wife. I can't marry a woman who can go this long without fucking me.
We still exchange oral, but even that has gap weeks.
Anyway I'm about ready to cheat.
If your partner is dependant on your or you have kids and the sex has dried up, why not get some (safe) action on the side to stay sane?
>talk to a girl for the first time on facebook
>tell her do you like music
>she gets annoyed for no reason
>confused
>it turned out that she is deaf
we never talk again
>>34891397
Jesus fucking Christ you absolute sperg, my sides
>>34891397
>>it turned out that she is deaf
You're an asshole.
>>34891420
i didn't know i swear
Hi, l'm here for the job intervew
>>34891368
ncalssld
I've had worse coworkers than a wild squirrel.
You must be nuts
Is nofap actually worth trying? I fap once a day; it's not a destructive habit, but I wonder if it's worth giving up.
I don't care about getting a gf or becoming more sociable which is what I've heard nofap helps with. Does it help with normal psychological stuff, like productivity and self-esteem?
Is it solely the act of masturbation itself that's the focus, or looking at pornography as well?
Can any robots share their experiences with nofap?
It's been almost 2 weeks into nofap for me, and personally I don't really feel any difference in my life besides the fact that I'm not wasting time looking at porn and uh, I haven't thought of sex for like very very long. Like I would walk and look at a pretty girl, and I would think she's pretty, that's it. I won't think about how hot she is and stuff like that.
It's really good in some sense.
>>34891576
I've heard some mates of mine tried it, but they've relapsed since their urges just built up - could it be just different results for different people?
>>34891702
I don't know about you but I didn't really feel any urge. Maybe it's because I'm depressed as fuck and I'm really trying to turn my life around by attempting to get fit and not watching porn. It's a mindset issue
>apply for job
>nail interview
>complete and pass tests
>nail second interview
and provide 2 references from previous employers.
Just give them 2 people you have mowed lawns for, baby sat for. Hell give them 2 relatives with different last names. All they really ask them is how they know you (which they can easily lie about) and if you were a good worker (which again, they can lie about)
>>34891355
I'm pretty much fucked.
I've always wondered about this. What would happen if I say I have no references? I mean, they cannot just assume that everyone has worked before. What if the job you apply to is your first job? What do I say?
t. someone who has only mowed the lawn for dad and still haven't worked a single day in his life.
>ywn have a NEET brother to play vidya with during daytime and be angsty degenerate fucks around town by nighttime
why even live
>>34891279
>tfw neet whose brother had the exact same interests but went to college and became a normie
>>34891480
was he older or younger than you?
>>34891480
Same but my brother became normie in HS.
Meanwhile in prehistoric/r9k/
colossal bait.
>>34891235
cave chad still fug all woman, had go club a smilodon and fug the corpse
>go to gfstop
>ask for gf
>gfstop has no gfs
UNGA BUNGA GFSTOP