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>>34891773
qt. Money won't make me happy, like in a deep sense.

Money.

For me life is >150mp/h

Money indeed. Romantic companionship is overrated

>>34891619
>Literally made of fat and sugar

those don't even look good. basic bitch donuts.

>>34891619
Make your own:
>Literally just sweetened dough

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>>34891456
I want a girl to stick her tongue in my asshole and lick around my insides

>>34891456
Death

Whats better than pleasure? Not having the need for it, or the ability to feel sad, or feel anything

>>34891456
Forcing girls to lick my feet

Hug him and whisper into his ear "You did nothing wrong. Everything's gonna be fine Elliot."

>>34891346
Show him a picture of an Asian with a white gf and watch him rage

>>34891346
I throw the useless manlet to the ground

thank you black genes woo!

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>>34891289
>brazillian white latino
>dick is 8X6

I do however descend from african black people.

this picture on the internet is definitely correct unlike those other images on the internet

I don't even feel the feels any more.

I've scratched the surface of a lot of things in life, but my main area of residence is the deepest loser pit. Recently I've even lost my KHV at the age of 27 and I'm basically temporarily living with my girlfriend and I still feel nothing at best and crushing sadness at most.

It feels like I've lived through the majority of life experiences and I have no desire to experience anything more. I just want to painlessly stop existing, but that is impossible, so I'm doomed to navigate myself into situations I cannot or want to handle and which give me massive despair.

>>34891022
Anybody else feel like they haven't changed since age 16? I'm still an edgy fucking teen... Maybe my hormones fucked up and made me depressed.

>>34891008
>can your isp see what porn you get off to?
Yeah, unless you use Tor or something. Depending on your router, so can your roommates/family. Learned this the hard way.

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>>34891008
>he looks at porn

>>34891008
yes, why? Did you search up some degenerate shit lmao?

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>>34890911
The beginning of his manifesto made me very sad.

Childhood was the only time I was ever happy and functional, too

>magnificent gentlemen

This is why I hate men. They all seem to think they are entitled to sex and love without work.

Creepy shy boys are as ugly to us as hairy landwhales are to you.

>>34891334
good to know, dude, but i'm not gay

>>34890901
Just say you were in a coma after a skiing accident with your friends

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>>34890901
>>to be honest I did nothing

>>34890901
Just lie. It's not like they check these things

>>34890877
>tfw no skelly pajeet will ever look at you like this

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>>34890877
These pictures are exactly why I'm posting on this board right now. I quit drinking and taking Xanax 4 weeks ago after being a heavy drug user for years. I quit jerking off or watching porn 2 weeks ago. I've been working out and trying to gain weight (unsuccessfully) for months, I've been studying but today, while failing horribly on a test, I noticed that everyone else in the class just cheated and were texting each other all the answers.

I'm still a friendless and awkward loser, my family gives 0 fucks about my existence and my interaction with them is limited to my mom sending me Facebook messages every once in a while. I felt more confident but that doesn't mean shit, and seeing this picture was the final thing that reminded me that it's all a waste of time.

The only way to win is to not play at all

I'm even mildly attracted to him and his charisma even though he is the harbinger of unholy doom for the continent.

Someday, you're gonna die and it will all be over.

Nobody can hate you more than you hate yourself.

When you're at your absolute lowest you think you can go you are wrong. There is always lower.

>>34890556
Buy a pizza and eat it all myself like the fat disgusting American I am.

>>34890556
Keep it in my wallet and never spend it.

See if I can get a blowjob with it

>>34890544
Gather round lads; I have a sad story about my pet goose.
>be me
>four years ago
>two geese show up in my backyard pond (they're partners)
>got nothing better to do so I start throwing them corn and stuff every morning
>they eventually get so tame that they stay
>every morning they were waiting at my door because they knew I would take care of them
>they stay through the winter
>three years ago around this time (February)
>they remain in my pond most of the time, but they'll fly around together just for fun after they're done eating
>fly over my neighbor's house
>my neighbor's son who's around three years younger than me and for some reason loves to hurt animals (he's picked up frogs and stuff and cuts off their legs and squashes them without cause)
>comes out and shoots the female with his bb gun
>it gets hit and lands into a tree
>neighbor calls saying 'our goose hurt itself.'
>I run over, pick it up and carry it back
>I give it water and food and check up on it every day
>it dies three days later
>male goose is crushed, doesn't even caw or anything
>I let the male look at her for a bit, and he just stands there over her for a good three hours.
>spend the time digging a hole for it
>pick up the female, the male goose doesn't do anything and follows me
>I bury it
>the male goose just stands there for a minute looking at the mound
>all of the sudden it freaks out starts cawing like crazy and flies away
>go back inside saddened
>didnt find out until a month after that my neighbor shot it
>didnt care at that point, was just sad
>two years ago, exactly a year after the female died
>male comes back to the spot
>I try to feed it but it freaks out
>can no longer get close to the male
>he goes to the bank of our pond and just stands there and caws for no reason.
>stays for about three days, doesn't leave that spot.
>doesnt eat the food I gave it

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>>34890561
>eventually it leaves
>comes back once a year to remember its partner
>its outside right now cawing, I can see it out of my window and hear it right now
>mfw they trusted me and because they did one of them died
>couldnt even get close enough to the male to take a good picture

Well. Theres my story, I never knew Canadian geese had a partner relationship and were so smart and emotional. Its really cold outside but i guess he doesnt care

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

Very sad story. I hope he moves on soon.

Personally I hate Canada geese. They shit everywhere and are usually real jerks. They're barely even edible. What kind of goose isn't edible? Christ.

March is already right around the corner. Winter came and went without even a really cold day or major snow storm in my area.

Not cool.

Think the time is flying now? Try being in your 40s'.

Around 26-27 you'll start forgetting how old you are. Years start to blend together.

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>>34890407
please make it stooooop aaaahhhh

She's basically consuming a little part of yourself

it's because of a subconscious need for being cannibalized

domination and having power over somebody. I make my gf beg for my cum, then she swallows it willingly.
you just feel like the king of the world after.

I never bother with that. I prefer tongue kissing far more and don't want to spelunk my own spunk.