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>>34895127
No. soash called me 6/10 in 5 ot 6 consecutive threads over a period of 2 years. That's all I'm telling you.

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>>34895127
Here's a comfy image I produced

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>>34895127
gondola is always comfy

>>34895122
i'm not some foreign chad with an accent

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>>34895147
he's in london you plonker

I'm not attractive

The funny thing is, Satanic values are actually mainstream in capitalist societies.

Satanists just think everyone should be an asshole and a hedonist.

Christianity is more rebellious than Satanism at this point.

I'm seriously considering being a full-on LaVeyan satanist right now. I've been googling about their values and stuff and so far I agree with almost all of them.

>>34895004
It's retarded and was made up by literally a carny to tease dues out of people who would've fallen for New Age bullshit if LaVey hadn't been there first.

there's a difference between being addictive and dependency

>>34894901
lmfao, fuck you faggot

go shoot some fucking heroin

lmfao /teen/

In my experience weed is hard to go without only after you first run out, it gets easier once you accept that the well is dry. Weed always finds a way to show up in your life eventually.

It depends

If I'm still "me" and have my thoughts then:
I would try to find someone who suits me and will interest me. Basically go for a best friend that I'm okay with letting them put their penis in me.

If I'm just a girl with girl thoughts:
Become Chad's cocksleeve.

i'd be a lesbian obviously

>>34894842
I would do cute things with other cute girls. Including love making.

https://youtu.be/8TccD2wgBCc

>>34894823
>this fucking thread again

When is Latin America going to get its shit together and finally make something of value outside of writing and cuisine? You guys have literally more than a whole continent to yourselves and yet have less influence on the world than the Middle East. It's like your whole goddamn civilization is a NEET.

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>>34894792
>born too early for sex robots
Born, yes. Alive for? Probably not.

Hang in there, they can't be too far away. God damn are women going to be PISSED about them. They're going to lose so much of their power over men.

But not too late for arranged sex and marriage robots.

>>34894905
Before they are released to the public they will be made illegal by women mark my words they will say it has to do with raping the robot.

>>34894662
>In middle school I showed gay porn to my principal. And I'm not even gay.
Bad news anon I think you're gay

>>34894662
This is why you double-check essays and keep your porn separate from your work, both incidents were caused by your negligence.

>>34894781
I don't blame you for thinking this. But it was really like a series of unfortunate events.
My principal forced me to edit cringy video school news because nobody could do green screen. I was so angry that i changed the green background to gay porn, just to be funny to my fucking 14yo dumb self. But i forgot to change it before i showed it to her.
Long story short my principal was showed a group of middle school kids in front of a anus licking gay porn video.

>>34894644
>ARE YA READY KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN
>I CAN'T HEAR YOU
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

?????

WOW

The first thing I thought about was that foam video instead

>>34894630
Make a Warhammer Greatsword Pepe with a floppy hat, my dude

>>34894630
Bump I'm in OP post that shit

>>34894630
Ey, mind making a pepe with two giant front teeth and a turtle hat, my dude

>>34894478
Do it in the shower. Problem solved.

Do it outside?

>>34894478
why did your dad take your bedroom door lmao also how old are you

>>34894425
I wish, just imagine if everyone in the world was a nudist

every year womens clothing gets tighter, shorter, and smaller. i expect in about 15 years they wont be wearing clothes anymore

I would get very cold and I don't want anyone to see my boobs or genitals

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Also:
>North/light-skinned Indians(Sikhs, Gujus, etc)
>East Asians
>Hispanics who aren't at least 1/2 Native
>Persians, Armenians, Turks

You people were born with an enormous headstart. You're considered attractive. No one crosses the street when they see you coming. There's no reason you can't be working a cushy office job and fucking tons of sloots. Get out! Reeee

>>34894238
This board isnt for ugly people its for mentally ill people

>>34894364
Anon nails it.

You've ascended to a higher plane of being.

YOU ACHIEVED NOTHING YET, DUMBASS

She is very likely thinking of you as a kind guy who befriended her. It doesn't mean she wants your D, no matter how close and friendly she get with you. Girls act like that with their girl friends too...

talking from experience :(

>>34893991
Just try more famalm, while this may happen with some girls the ones that really matter would stick with you.

i guess I'm the only one then...

bump anyways

>>34893874
I do this too, OP. I only use reaction images very rarely, so it's pretty pointless and a waste of time.

>>34894034
I don't even post usually. That's my second post since 2014. I guess it's just another autistic hobby of mine.