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A gunman has you and your mother hostage. he will let the both of you go if you do as he asks:
A) you will have to suck his dick in front of you mother
or
B) you will have to fuck your mother in front of him
Which do you choose?
no bullshit "teleports behind him and blasts him with kamehameha* answers allowed, its either A or B or you have to suck all the dicks on /r9k/ and your mother dies in her sleep.
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C) death
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>>34898624
I'd suck his dick
I mean I'm not a faggot but I'm also not a necrophiliac
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>>34898633
I pick this one op.
I couldn't do either
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Chris Chan has a license and you don't. How does that make you feel, robots?
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Chris Chan has a split in his gooch and I don't. I don't give a fuck.
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>>34898523
Except I do have a license
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>>34898540
Wait, what? He didn't actually get sexual reassignment surgery, the absolute madman?
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>The typical male has an average of 10 sexual partners in his lifetime
How do you measure up?
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I don't know more than that for sure
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10 is exactly my count, but some of them were truly shameful.
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27 - nil
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Why do people watch these cucks?
I'm sick and been celebrating it by binge watching old youtubers I used to watch and I realized these guys havn't aged well at all.
Most things apply to both of them:
>Cringy as fuck
>Don't know how to deliver a joke
>Predictable "writing"
>Shitty cheap production even tho they been in the game for like 10+ years
>Uncharismatic
>Forced memes
>That awful movie James did..
If they would start their career now they would be a shitty channel with 1000 subs at it's highest..
Why do these fuckers still get views? I don't get it.
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Maybe you're just jealous they made money complaining about things, unlike you.
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>>34898360
one of them doesnt even make videos anymore outside of halloween/christmas specials
the other one keeps losing fans and going deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole trying to stay afloat
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>>34898360
>don't know how to deliver a joke
Fuck off AVGNs delivery is spot on
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No belly GF thread? Can we get one going? Preferably only small pot bellies (pic related)
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>>34898025
bumping thread with this one from my bellygf folder
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>>34898025
My personal favorite
also looking for bellies like this
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>>34898025
bumping for interest (this is now an original comment)
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Who /notracist here
I've never had a bad experience with minorities or Mexicans
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I'm only racist against asians. But all asians are racist against other asians - it's just a fact of our life
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>>34897996
nice b8, now please leave.originalalala
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Same, honestly. I don't see why the hate is real for any foreigners.
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>Index finger shorter than ring finger by a large margin
>IQ of 130
>Handsome face
>Look at all of the advantages I have
>Realize people with low testosterone lose on all fronts of life
I know my mom is black, and my dad is white, but I can't help but feel I beat the shit out of most 100% European low tests homos.
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>>34897956
What's the finger chart mean?
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>>34897956
Iq tests are very linear.
Chad is smart and strong.
Chad become smart becuase you can always read a book.
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>>34897956
>comparative finger length is his first point
You had no chance to be taken seriously
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Why are so many young men lonely and emotionally stunted nowadays?
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>>34897945
Short answer is because women.
Long answer is that pic related
Women are shit nowadays and are treating men like shit, men are being socially stunted because of this
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>>34898001
That seems like a useful info-graphic for ants.
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>>34898001
Nice image anon its realy informative
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Duck thread!
Post cute and rare ducks, be nice!
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I like ducks anon!
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>>34897863
i don't like ducks, they've been stealing so much bread that the pigeons have started wearing it around their necks just to be safe
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On the internet, no one knows you're a duck. No one.
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waj out am blow up ur cidy
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>>34897472
I know you're joking but, not a smart move to post this OP
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alley bar bar!
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>>34897494
Why the fuck is it not a smart move? Are you afraid of bombedeers?
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Just ate a whole chocolate cake
and im still hungry
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>>34897350
I thought you were trying to eat better....
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>>34897350
I just ate two whole pizzas. I'm over 300lbs now I and I just can't stop shoveling shit into my disgusting mouth. Even as I speak I'm starting to get hunger pangs and am considering whether or not to eat my cat
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>>34897350
Stop eating, you fat fuck.
This is now original, you fucking robot.
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Who here have/doesn't have a license, if not why? If so, are you afraid of driving?
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Money is also a factor. Please check your privilege.
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I have a license but it took me 3 tries
I'm bad at almost all hands-on things, like labs and stuff.
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>>34897370
Do you at least have a learner's permit?
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hmmmm
what occurs in your cranium while gazing upon this image?
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>>34897328
Idk apple doesn't read webm
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>>34897328
"Hmmm, OP must be the hugest cuck ever."
"Originally, too."
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>>34897336
Just google ''safari webm''.
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Why are there people who joke about shit/poop/feces? 2017-02-15 11:33:32 Post No.34897320
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Why are there people who joke about shit/poop/feces?
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Have you noticed a correlation of people who are not completely repulsed by any sort of reference to feces?
Why are there people who are completely repulsed by any mention of feces, why other people think it's funny/cute?
When somebody says something like "Poopy" in a joking manor, I want to vomit.
Somebody explain this to me.
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POOPOO PEEPEE PEPE POPO
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POOP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUNNY POOPIES XDXDXDXXDXXDXDXD
I LIKE POOPIES LOLOLOLOL
POOPY DIAPER THATS FUNNI
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poo poo pee pee
Poo
Poo
Poo pepepeppepep ha
Hahahaha POOOOOOOO SQUIRT
HAHAH THATS SO POOPY XD
POOP IN TOLET FUN YAY POOOO POOO SQUIRT SQUIRT
WOW BIG POOP
PEE PEE
"Sniffs shit"
Cholcalate?
Yes chocalate
YUMMY
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You guys really werent kidding about girls being complete whores who only care for looks. I cant get any girls to talk to me for more than 4 messages before they disappear, the same girls who have "no fuckboys, not looking for hookups, be a gentleman etc..." So I made a fake profile with a chad and these same girls are laughing and calling me hot and how they want to meet after I tell them how I want to fuck them in the ass and all that shit. I honestly give up and cant believe how fucking retarded and contradicting these girls are and these arent even hot girls that chads would date but I guess they think they are hot shit when 10 six pack chads message them a day about fucking them. They dont seem to know the difference between a guy wanting to date them and a guy just wanting to fuck them and toss them to the side. Pic releated, she thinks she is chad material
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>>34897048
origolano true
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>>34897048
You are supposed to listen to us you moron. They are all shit.
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Looks are everything in a society where we don't lack for basic necessities.