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then there is still hope for us manlets

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>>34899838
Trump: 6'2

Suck it, hippie.

>Stalin
>fascist
Pick one

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the fighting
the backstabbing
the fake friends
Its legit frightening. I wouldn't know how I would react in most of those situations. I'd probably shut down like the beta I am and try to blend back in the sidelines.

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>>34899814
That should only scare you if you don't know how to react.

Normies (despite priding themselves on emotional intangibility) are extremely predictable. I'd run heads and tails around them and leave them embarrassing themselves and fighting their own emotional insecurities before they even knew there was a confrontation.

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>>34899741
reality TV shows are just as scripted as everything else. They are ask to act certain ways, goatted into fighting and the editing room can make anything look good

You are the Normie if you both watch them and take them as truth.

>>34899711
How much was your PC. Post specs.
Also I recommend oldschool runescape and terraria.

I had a lot of fun with Motocross Madness 2. I'm not big on racing games but that one was really comfy.

>>34899905
Just a shitty laptop really
2GB of ram
64 bits
Intel core i3 2.40GHz
windows 8 (Eats 30-40% of my ram)

That's all I know, its shitty I know but that's what I can afford ...

Did shrooms twice, 2C-B twice, and Molly.

Shrooms was the most intense, never hallucinated though. Molly was therapeutic as fuck. Shrooms were two bad trips.

Wanna do LSD with my qt Gf when I get one, in a safe supportive environment, as well as shrooms and Molly.

But the drug itself is no replacement for GF, or wisdom for that matter

yeah a bunch. im going to do 2 tabs tomorrow. it should be pretty fun i'm thinking. i'm getting some hppd and having acid type thoughts while sober though which is kinda sketch but fuck it it's pretty fun.
the last trip i had i sat there staring straight ahead and thinking about a bunch of shit in my life and how to fix it for like an hour, played guitar for a while, played rust which i usually never play while talking about philosophy with my friends. i was having a great time playing it since it was hilarious thinking about how it mirrors life etc. and i was enjoying my metaphor of people in real life building sniper towers that have everything in them and getting bored as fuck because there is nothing to do anymore. quit rust, stayed up til like 8am still talking then crashed while rewatching an episode of serial experiments lain.

>>34900205
gf is kinda meme honestly dude. its pretty ok and gives me something to fill up my shell of a life though i guess. i was zonked out thinking about my gf and relationships in general for a while last time i tripped. i told her i've done acid and she didn't seem interested from her response but didn't really care. she just laughed. it would be fun as hell to do it with her i think. being that close and intimate with someone while on lsd would probably cause some insane revelations

He had autism, the worst crime imaginable.

>What did he do wrong?
He cared way too much about a disposable cumdumpster.

>you don't think I would? it's on
What happened after this?

prematurely greying diffuse thinning norwood 3

Long blonde hair down to my lower back

My haircut is the same I've had for more than 10 years but now it's a meme haircut thanks to faggots.

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nbdy repond to my thred

You don't know me


Krakow krakow

>>34900172
Playing into fantasies like this would be overall unhealthy for autists like you, OP.

i remember laying on the couch every day for hours at a time watching tv, feeling my mind going numb.

that was most of my childhood.

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>>34899564
Me too, but I honest to God look back extremely fondly on it.

I remember one time in sixth grade, there was a class-wide survey of how much TV we watch in a week for a demonstration math problem. They'd come up 2 hours, 3 hours, 6 hours, 10 hours, 4 hours, 1 hour... then my number was something fucking ridiculous like 65, and that was intentionally on the low end. I remember trying to claim I meant to write 6.5, but that wasn't really the case at all. That's one of the first glaring examples for me of when I learned the importance of lying to get normies off my back, and how much more of my time was spent doing nothing compared to other people.

I look back on the TV I watched now, and am glad I watched it all. I loved every second of it.

>>34899564
My parents never acted like parents

They never said they loved me, never hugged me hell they never even talk to me and they certainly don't give a fuck if I ruin my own life by making bad choices. They let me be a hikki neet for years as a teenager, I never left the house and they never showed any concern. They seem to think their only job as a parent is to house and feed me.

Since I had no one to guide me in life it's no wonder I'm so fucked up.

>>34899313
I drew tits on the neighbor girl because I thought it were mean and my mom got pissed lel

>when I was 13 my yandere gf scratched out my eyes and the eyes of everyone she accused me of liking more than her out of the yearbook pics with her switchblade
>keep it around to remember her crazy ass by
RIP, you fucking maniac.

>>34899313
>RIP, you fucking maniac.
What happened to her anon?

Do you live in a city? In a university town?

>>34899168
Triple Dubya dot dea dot weed

>>34899168
If you don't feel like going to your nearest dispensary, order online and have it delivered same day

>sexy voice
>implying

>Doesn't it make you depressed that some people just have it aII and we're not even close? It's so fucking unfair.

I've had to accept that fact of life since my older brother has been the epitome of chad as long as i could remember while it was obvious i would die a virgin when i entered my teens.

pasting in pasta bread

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>>34899078
Shiba

>>34899093
That's what I'm leaning toward. I think I want both eventually.

>>34899118
Came here to say this. Never compromise op remember that.

basically how benzos will make you feel

>>34898847
I can't, just like I can't imagine any woman thinking I'm worth their while

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>>34898847

I'm not exaggerating when I say I can't imagine that

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Took this pic in the library earlier today

Seems inappropriate for a place of study

>>34898650
BECAUSE SHE IS LEARNING IN A WAY AND SETTING THAT SHE FINDS EMPOWERING AND COMFORTABLE YOU SHITLORD

SHE IS A PERSON, NOT A PAIR OF LEGS

The worst part is that I have the lowest standards imaginable. I want to fuck every 5/10 undergraduate girl I see.

>>34898630
Keep going...

XDDDLLLSS::S::DDDDD ORIGNALLAYY :DDDDDDDDD

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>5'2 - 5'3 short haired qt asian grill which is perfect because i happen to be a 5'7 manlet
>wait for her to sit down, i manage to get some coherent sentences out like where you from and whats your name
>SHE says she's from Indonesia and that her name is Citra
>at that point i said her name a few times so i can remember it, making sure i get right
>tutor walks in and gives us the introduction. i was basically still just thinking about how cute she is because i couldn't look back
>i blocked out like 50% of that introduction while i was working on this master plan in my head to stay around until she starts walking out so i can start walking with her and get to talk to her knowing that she probably lives in the same student accommodation as me, we would get like 10 minutes to talk. it'd be perfect.
>everyone but her and 2 other students start getting up to leave
>i look around confused
>the tutor says "so yeah, every european student you guys can go now, i need another 30 minutes to talk to visa students
>she's from indonesia, she's a visa student, i'm european. my master plan just fell through unless i stayed around but then that would seem weird why would i stay around an empty university, i wouldn't be able to answer that question if she asked it
>decide its time to head back
>get home open facebook look up every variation of the name citra on facebook and can't find anything, try twitter same thing. i then look through the facebook group of 2016 applicants I go through every single one of them(over 1500) 1 by 1 reading names and looking at pictures, process must've taken me like 2 hours
>i decide it's finally time to give up, and think that i'll probably see her on campus and talk to her
>boy i was wrong, i forced myself to go to every freshman normie event looking around just to find her
>she didn't go to any of them
>in my mind that instantly meant that she wasn't a normie whore she's probably just a shut in little asian girl

2/3 maybe 2/4

Hurry up homosex I want to get to the bit where I laugh at you