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>can god create a rock so heavy he himself cannot lift it
HOLY SHIT CHRISTIANS ABSOLUTELY UNQUESTIONABLY UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO FROM HERE TO ETERNITY
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haha wow holy shit OP will christians ever recover?
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>>34901657
Yes, he just chooses not too. There, now your cucked philosophy question is pointless
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>>34901657
That is honestly a very stupid question and is shows how limited and stupid we are to a concept of all powerful. To create something greater than you would disprove you are an all god. The inability not to would actually reaffirm your divinity.
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Why don't you want a gf?
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I've never been in a relationship. I wouldn't even know what to do with one. Why bother if I already know I'd be a horrible partner?
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People are shit, and women are among the worst shits out there. Good riddance to normies.
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>>34901471
I'm gay. But despite that I can't even get a bf. I'm fucked either way senpai.
Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?
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>not preferring being knotted by one and succ'd by the other at the same time
step up your perversion game
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Vampire obviously. What are the actual benefits of being a werewolf? With a Vampire you level up endlessly do all kinds of cool shit. What can a werewolf do? Be strong? Be a dog at inconvenient times? What a dumb question. Werewolfs are gay and so are you if you consider being one
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>>34901589
>Strong enough to kill an army of vampires
>Press howl to frenzy and fuck everything around you
Vampire
>Better looking
>Immortal
>Magical powers
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She was all alone, /r9k/. The one for you spent another Valentine's Day all alone and feeling unloved. Why did you allow her to suffer?
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>>34901399
anime
*slap*
gals
*slap*
don't
*slap*
real
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Oh, I gave my right hand a lot of love.
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>>34901399
Because she got scared away when I confessed to her and when she tried talking to me later I sperged out and didn't respond and now I'm too embarrassed to try contacting her.
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>used to touch dicks with other boys
>blew each other with my 4 years older cousin (didnt cum yet, he did)
>blew each other with like 5 teen friends
>fucked each other in the ass slightly with one or two guy teen friends
>3 years pause
>got in relationship with 4 years older grill
>fuck like rabbits, record was 9 times a day
>keep fucking just her for another 4 years till we break up
>FINALLY after so many years comfortable enough with myself that i can masturbate to dickpicks, solo women, hardcore but not gay porn (makes me soft)
>not attracted to men or anything about them EXCEPT dicks, never kissed a man or any of that gay shit (lol)
>feel like hooking up with a guy just so we can blow each other like i used to do when teen
>feel wrong, as if i am SUPPOSED to be this manly adult man and sucking dicks is absolute taboo
>KNOW that its just societal programming and that shit like this is completely normal in nature
>sex was viewed million and one different ways in all of our cultures, society's, points in time, religions etc.
>in Roman world i would be gay for sucking dick but super duper alpha for getting my dick sucked by a guy (srsly?)
>Spartans wouldnt bat an eye if i did some mutual dick sucking on the side
>Vikings had regular MMF threesomes (hence, SWEDISH threesome)
>Muslims would publicly execute me
>20 years ago i would have been FUCKING FAGGOT (despite not being attracted to men at all) and probably beaten but definitely shunned, ridiculed and hated
>Egyptians had some many orgies my dilemma would be fucking vanilla for them
Why is sex so stigmatized in our time and society? As long as you are POWERFUL WYMYN sucking black dicks, gangbanging your way though life its all good but otherwise you are fucking weird and blablabla.
We should all just get high and have sex mate, no long-term relationships, just invite buttload of people somewhere outdoors, get high as fuck on psychedelics and fuck each other for weeks.
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>>34901143
the fuck, i don't want to go to no buttfuck orgy with a bunch of faggots from this board
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Nigger what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>34901143
bro, no one want to go to your weird, autistic sodomy party
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I played another 1 in 1000 CSGO match with a female.
My blood starts boiling as soon as they reveal their voice.
She was particularly annoying and attention-whorish though, after I wrote this in chat she got very offended and said "that is really sexist".
She started speaking to her beta orbiters in private chat asking to kick me, she tried initiating a kick for me, but missing one vote from a guy who said "why are we kicking him again?"
The only one not completely whipped for that pussy they'll never get.
I team killed her instantly at round start with a scout. I said I couldn't play with a dumb whore, and told her men have higher average IQs.
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You're just a dick, man.
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>>34900841
You sound like quite the little sperg
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Bravo OP, bra- fucking -vo.
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Post pics of yourself as a young robot.
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One of these looks different than the rest. One of these doesn't belong.
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>>34900831
The old woman amongst a bunch of children! I see, anon. How many times did you get held back, exactly?
You must be pretty damn stupid, no offense!
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inb4 kazoo kid
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Why do you "fembots" who had sex come here? You have the whole website yet you come to our board to shit the place up. Do you think male virgins don't deserve a place were they can feel comfortable?
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>>34900692
have you familiarized yourself with the rules? there's a handy sticky on the first page.
if you want a place where it explicitly states in writing that "fembots" are not allowed, go to wizardchan.
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>>34900774
Yeah, and this board is for original content, yet this board is another /b/. Before normies invaded this place had a purpose and was actually original in terms of 4chan. Now is all about roasties shitting this place up.
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>>34900692
>Dress like whore and do X at rave, cry about getting raped at rave
What did he mean by this?
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Serious question, robots. Should I start attending gym or it is pointless? Please respond with arguments. I want a gf so badly.
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>>34900478
I don't know, I'm fine being a wizard and never getting a stupid gf.
Have fun with that, though, unattainable prize in a rigged game.
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You should go to a gym for self improvement purposes. Not to get a girlfriend. Think of it this way. If you go to the gym for 3 years straight, you'll be stronger, leaner and healthier. If you practise a musical instrument for three years straight you'll be able to play or compose many different pieces in many different styles. If you study for three years straight you'll be approaching, if not, a qualification that could lead to higher paid work. If you date a woman for three years, she could cheat on you for no reason and leave you. Make YOU the source of YOUR happiness.
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>>34900605
Approaching if not obtaining, sorry, missed a word.
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>go to popeyes
>I'll take a number 5 please
>"would you like mild or spicy"
>spicie
>"sorry we only have mild"
pic related it's the goddamn mild tenders
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>>34900379
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!ree
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>>34900379
>spicy
What are you, a nigger?
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go to kfc and get those alabama gold tenders you wont be disapointed, shits good
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Anyone else here have a creepy gaze? Some say that it's a common trait of psychopaths.
My eyes look a lot like pic related. Emotionless, cold, reptilian.
People get uncomfortable when I look them in the eye. I've even posted pics of myself here and was told that I have scary eyes.
Can I change this or am I doomed forever?
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>>34900364
Post picture of yourself, anon!
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>>34900364
My eyes are constantly narrowed. Some idiots have stated I look 'aggressive', but in reality, it's just my neutral face.
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>>34900364
You could always do what Stephen Harper did and get non prescription glasses.
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girls don't like us brown boys
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>se siente mal hombre
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brown girls do
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Well, why don't you live in an area where there's lots of brown people? Nobody wants fucking Mexicans, not just white girls.
Go find a burrito to eat, Spic
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I'm finally gonna stop being a virgin bros, you just have to act a little Chad-like and be aggressive and joke around with em.
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>>34899896
t. good looking male
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>>34899937
We all good look bruh
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talking about fingering is a ways away from getting lucky friendo, you still have a grand adventure ahead of you. You better like and care about this girl or I'm coming for you
>just hit 10,000 hours played on my Steam account
>countless hundreds of hours on consoles and emulators
I could have mastered an instrument.
I could have become fluent in a language.
I could have spent my youth with friends and being able to socialize.
Instead I sat in my room, playing video games. Video games are so fucking stupid.
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>>34899894
Don't pretend you'd have done anything productive with your time. The only difference is you played Steam instead of wasting your time some other way.
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>>34899894
No one to blame but yourself. You could've had it all, instead, you chose A FUCKING VIDEO GAME.
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>>34899894
Should've tried to go pro. That is my only regret I'm 25 now and way past my prime but 7 years ago I was the highest rank in just about every game I played.
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Girls always hate INFP males. Even checked ideal mate threads on here and all the girls generally prefer a mate who is more extroverted, practical, logical, down to earth- aka the opposite of INFP.
Are we screwed INFP bros? Even INFP girls seem to be repulsed by us, which is weird since you'd think they'd want to spend their time with someone similar.
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Yes we're screwed. INFP is the beta bitch type. If you're not artistically talented or creative in any way, give up.
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>>34899971
Yeah I'm artistic and creative, but they don't seem to give a shit about that either unless I use it to become wealthy or gain prestige.
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>>34899864
The only reason you exist is as genetic padding for chads, and very unlikely to become one if you are wildly successful.