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>>34903269
>mom isn't going to be around forever
FUCK YOU OP

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>when my mother dies I will have no one to talk to
>will literally lose everyone in my life at one time when she goes because no friends and never a gf
I don't know how I would take it.

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>dad's been starting lectures with 'me and your mom are not always going to be around'
fuck

>>34903173
I wasn't always ugly, but I was always autistic
I could've fixed my looks at one point, though

>>34903173
I try my best not to think about the cringy shit I did in my first 18 years.

I'm a normie and you all need to grow the fuck up, You fucking losers. Also get laid.

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>>34903133
Her music is what did it for me. Her early stuff at least

>>34903211
i only need a pic of her face to jerk off she is perfection

shes a feminist

she only dates chads and friendzones all other guys like ed sheeran

she is a shit singer whos made it through image and hype

i dont know why 4chan likes her. she's a stereotypical stacy.

if there is a woman there, refuse to shake her hand

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>>34903017
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'.

Oreoregano

>>34903017
try to do well, give it your all, and if you sell it then ask them about the negative shit you read and i think you can take it from there

zero

my drug abusing act is a facade i project because it's hip and cool

>>34903015
A power smoked a whole eighth with my friend and had a legit weed overdose. Hot sweats vomiting, it was terrible.

i smoke like every other weekend. high right now tho

>>34902847
Fallout 1/2 are both extreme comfy
Half life 1 has a comfy aesthetic, but it's kind of one of those in your face games in terms of combat.
Minecraft is obviously extreme comfy, but you already have terreria, which is a lot like minecraft.
The lucasarts point and click games from the 90's are pretty comfy.
Earthbound is maximum comfy, as well.
The Pokemon games are always great relaxation games for me.
The first Pikmin game would be really comfy if there was no time limit. Pikmin 2 gets rid of a time limit, but I found the combat in that game to get pretty intense later on, so not exactly that relaxing. Pikmin 3 is pretty comfy, but I found it too casual and with too much pandering to younger audiences, compared to the earlier games.

>>34902847
Starjew Valley.

>>34902847
I've beat Fallout Tactics 3 tmes, got wasted and somehow got Gold tier in Starcraft 2. I play shadow of mordor because its fun to brutalize and behead groups of arc.

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>>34902716
Her room looks like a good place to fall asleep

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eh why not

oregano communism

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>>34902716
Here's your comfy pod of the future. No need to even leave.

I got savaged by a dog and nearly died, it badly damaged my throat so now I'm mute.

None. I've never broken a single bone in my body because I just never did anything interesting or dangerous. The worst I've had is probably a slightly scraped knee when I fell off my bike.

>>34902820
I did a shit ton of interesting things as a kid but still never broke anything. I feel you'd have to be retarded to break a bone unless you played a sport.

Can't read,
Can someone translate the details?

Serious question, how do you live in the netherlands and end up a virgin past 30... gimme a break. Prostitution is legal and shit.

>>34902547
He tried to make carbon monoxide to kill himself by dumping formic acid and sulphuric acid. He probably died by inhaling other toxic fumes from that mixture. The article is just saying some guy was found dead in a suicide from mixing those gases.

DESU he should've done a bit of research and learned that you could make carbon dioxide by heating regular charcoal in a hibachi. It's a super common method in Japan

>>34902288
I feel you

I'm such a fat shit I ended up eating my cat's food earlier

>>34902752
Have you eaten anything since then?

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>>34902752
anon what the fuck is wrong with you
what does it taste like?

>>34902110
ok roastie just do whatever you want all the time like every other roastie on the planet

>>34902110
thats what you get for marrying high school chad you dumb slut

>>34902110

>get married right out of highschool

this is where you fucked up

>>34902106

chill out honkey, you don't have to be such a nigger about it

>>34902091
Why was your first thought to post about it on /r9k/?

was this person male or female, white or non white, what what his/her age?

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Hahahaha

They can't actually tell right?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>34902042

Lol

How would she know? You accidentally like her pics?

>tfw you accidentally like something

>her name was my entire family
>they never gave a shit about me, i could have starved to death if i didn't BECOME the parent
>family now treats me like a gift from god since i got smart

it will never end

>>34902036
I'm sorry anon family betrayal is worse then any harlot

>>34902010
I guess it was Sierra, she was the first girl that made me panic on the inside. But in the end, I ran away from her because I already knew I was a robot and it wasn't going to work. She didn't do anything wrong.

you want the feeling of being hugged

youre lonely, like the other guy said. i didnt know they existed, i want one.

>>34901739
I no shit had one in my shopping cart before I met my current gf. Needing another human is natural, and it's strange that you would be shamed for simulating that.