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>>34904403
>Use money to dress nice
>Keep talking about how much money you have
guaranteed a vagina will fall onto your fat greasy neet dick

>>34904435
bumping my own shit thread because this single reply is fucking dogshit.

>>34904723
fuck you buddy your thread is dogshit and you know nobody is going to be able to help your fatass get laid

i accidentally used the term 'jewtube' at work once and almost got fired

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>>34892901
he as real conversations

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>>34892928
Oi!

Don't be disrespecting your Jewish overlords!

Bump
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Nvm I'm gonna

>>34904231

he's got it better than most. he's probably super unhappy though.

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>>34904231
I thought everyone realized what a little fag he was and stopped paying attention to him

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Charlie don't surf.

I live in a desert. And if I feel like going camping I have to bring a shotgun and bearmace because the fucking Rockies want to murder you with grizzly bears, mountain lions, coyotes, and wolves

>>34904163
nice tits care to dump more?

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nigger did you just use a forward slash to make your i italic?
are you fucking with me? maybe get on that dying thing you wanna do so much.

>>34892094
It was supposed to be feel slash am

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>>34892073
what you a trap or something i just fapped to one
felt bad about fapping to them but still pretty happy i am young hung fit white who is shy a virgin

>>34891938
What an immense shit test.

>>34891938
>tfw no gf to fuck me
quit complaining

>>34891960
>>34892191
It might feel good desu and I have another gf to fuck if she breaks up with me for being a cuck. Should I go for it?

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>>34904114
No, but it could be worse

>>34904114
Honestly, I feel like my inability to attract women makes me an inferior human being at the most basic biological level. I'm genetic trash that exists only to be a workhorse for a society that otherwise doesn't want anything to do with me

>>34904114
I am okay with who I am.
I am not okay by society's standards.

>Immigrants trying to complain about a nation they're literally not a citizen of
Well fuck right off then, I can point into a random crowd of 30 people and find 10 who will work your shifts at mcdonalds and 7-11 instead

We're all immigrants if you live in North America. Such stupid people.

>FUCK YOU RACISTS WE ARENT GOING TO WORK FOR A DAY
>...but I still need to take my kid to the doctor, so can you chip in on the medical fee please? Oh and dont forget the foodstamps!

not really, but have a (you)
>>34891457

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>>34891457
Pretty rare wojak, m8

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>>34893808
I do like that Pepe! Thanks for posting it.

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>>34903946
>tfw fail the captcha constantly

>>34903946
>tfw it asks me "I'm not a robot" but I really am a robot

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pass master race

>>34891093
whoops forgot the link
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom

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Looking up suicide methods right now. Join the fun.

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It's /cancer/ music time.

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Smash it

originally

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>>34903967
That's the plan.

But how in the name of the seven sins do I go about doing that?

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>>34904082
Are there any events on within the next couple weeks? invite her to one and probe her about what she does outside of work, any movies she's looking forward to seeing etc.

>>34903607
H9W DO DELET THREAD?

>>34903607
MUSTY DELET THRED. HAT3 MOTH5. HOW DELEE?

HATE MOTH

I just treat birthdays as any other days.

>>34903456
Happy birthday anon! How old are you now? I also typically celebrate my birthday by going out to eat with my parents then spending it like any other day in my room playing games

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>>34903456
First off, Happy Birthday anon. I know that feel all too well. Luckily I have parents that try to get excited for me and they hang a little happy birthday sign and my mom makes a cake, but that goes for everyone in my family. Still very nice of them.

I'll be turning 21 in 3 months, and I haven't had a real friend since I changed schools in 3rd grade. Yes, I had casual acquaintances, people that I hung out with on school grounds and later in the cafeteria in high school, but I never once saw any of these people outside of these situations. I kind of grew accustomed to it, unfortunately. Now it's hard for me to make friends, because I don't know what friends even do anymore. Do they talk about their day? Do they text each other often? Do they go out to eat together? I don't even know! It's depressing that I even have to ask these silly questions and the fact that I'm even asking them illustrates my disconnection from people my age.

I'm 20. I go to school and am a Junior. I get good grades. I have a part time job. I buy nice things. But none of that matters to me anymore. I find myself buying shit to fill the void of having no one to share things with. I would fucking love a girlfriend to take out and spend money on. I know around here it's "don't put pussy on a pedestal", but if I were to magically get a girl to start liking me, I would buy her the world if I could. I'm just at a place where friends and a relationship are what's missing.
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who gives a fuck just beat your meat

if you want my opinion, most of the people would be alright if they weren't processed through the shittiest culture tubes and education systems the world has ever seen, with nary a second thought to their borg digression

>>34903423
Nah, they're fucking genetically stupid.