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>get black out drunk Valentine's night
>1:30 the next day
>wake up early with bad hangover
>see this next to you in bed
What do you do?
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that bitch is sleeping with clothes on. We didn't even have sex lol
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>>34894613
Go back to sleep and thank God for blessing me with a woman
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>>34894693
You sure? Better hope she's still there when you wake up again.
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Do the police come to your door out of uniform? 2017-02-15 09:08:10 Post No.34894598
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Do the police come to your door out of uniform?
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So I made some terrorist-esque posts on /pol/, I was just LARPing but, the next day these 2 men in suits show up to my door driving a civilian minivan. They weren't dressed in police uniforms but "working man" suits like Khaki Pants and nice shirt.
Do police/whatever show up to your door out of uniform driving a civilian minivan? They tried twisting my door knob when I didn't answer. That's got me freaked out. WHO ARE THESE GUYS?!?!!
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>>34894598
Kinda weird how you posted a pic of just that.
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>>34894598
robbres
that's usually how it starts
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>>34894598
Enjoy jail, faggot. I hope you like big black cock up your ass cause that's all you'll be getting for the next five years you fucking terrorist.
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Hello robots,
I need a game nickname which will offense/trigger normies
please help me
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NiggerStomper or something like that.
Normies love to get offended by racism.
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>>34894470
DeadToHarambe
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tutankhamun the shaman
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>tfw the fermented jew is all you have to live for
>tfw the only motivation you have to get up in the morning for work is more money for alcohol
>tfw it's the only thing on your mind 24/7
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>>34894401
I feel you doe
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>>34894401
Being an alcoholic is fucking terrible, the only way not to live in complete misery is to detox and completely abstain
Alcohol fucks up every part of my life so badly that I have no choice but to not drink
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>>34894401
I know that feel op,
pretty much all I think about is my next high, or how _____ would be much more enjoyable if I were high
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Normal Fag Meme thread 2017-02-15 08:44:42 Post No.34894198
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Post funny normie memes
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GABEN GABEN GABEN VALVE SOFTWARE DOT COM!
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Why don't you just go to a ylyl on /b/?
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>>34895069
this.
I'm reposting 50% of this shit on an instagram account
When the account reaches 50k followers I sell them.
Easy money!
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>be 5'6" manlet
>The average height of the girls in my country is supposed to be 5'6' too.
>In the streets i barely see girls that are visible taller than me
I dont get it, either everyone inflates their height by like 2 inches or the doctors that measured me are fucking retarded
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What country would that be m80?
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>>34894189
Italy
Very original fucking comment
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>>34894233
No way are Italian women that tall, who is spreading these fibs
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At what point did you lose all hope?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZStZ-IQ6c9Q
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Never.
I won't be beaten by this place or you.
You can make it, if you're willing to pick yourself up.
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Jokes on you, I never had it
>tfw crippling depression at the age of 8 prevented me from being able to go to school
>had to be homeschooled because parents were controlling
>grew up totally friendless
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>>34895037
jesus man. You most likely have a much better life than me today but at least I had a childhood
redpill me on the bogpill
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bogpill me on the redpill
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>>34904882
Pogmill bog bon pa Badpig
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you want to be bogpill on bogpill
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An experimental post examining the idea of shitposting as ironic post-modern art: Exhibit A 2017-02-15 08:32:20 Post No.34893947
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An experimental post examining the idea of shitposting as ironic post-modern art: Exhibit A
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This is not a screw.
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change your filename then, stupid
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>>34893947
OP BTFO BY POSTER >>34893971
DING DING YOU MAY NEVER POST
GO HOME SUCKA
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>>34893971
He's technically right. It's not a screw. It's a picture of a screw.
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I was offered to join theaeate intelligence serviceof my country. As you can see I'm a robot tho.
What should I do? I hate my country actually and I'm scared I'll be surveilled or some shit.
Is it a dumb idea? The person told me I'd probably be doing papers and translations (I'm good at languages). Not given a gun or something at first.
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Just do it.
Don't waste oppurtunities for no reason.
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>>34893992
>tfw realize how many opportunities I've wasted in my life
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>>34893935
what country? we may need insiders in the future
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Had a dream last night where I somehow got a gf from some group of friends I had in the dream. The rest sent me congratulation texts, and we cuddled on the couch all night.
When did you last wish you had never woken up, /r9k/?
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My dream last night involved a dystopian future society where one giant corporation controlled every aspect of life, even social experience. They engineered humans to be mechanical workers and any minor transgression such as chewing gum would have you sent for reprogramming. I escaped and died a hundred times only to return and do it all again.
Try having less boring dreams.
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>>34893883
I don't even remember the last time I had a dream. My only friend just died from an intentional OD a few days ago. I don't want to get up, don't want to have to look at any of my games because he won't be there. I just want to sleep as long as I can.
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>>34893883
When I had a dream about taking Megurine Luka on a date in Malibu California.
What are a few goals you wish to accomplish in the next couple years my fellow robots?
I'm currently in college trying to get a computer science meme degree to get out of wagecuckery in warehouses and instead wagecuck in a comfy chair programming
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to gain the courage to an hero
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>>34893812
That's my backup goal!
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I'm too retarded for math or too lazy to learn anything like i only want to jackoff and eat.
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MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALOPITECHUS /R9K/...... 2017-02-15 08:21:52 Post No.34893786
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MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALOPITECHUS /R9K/......
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*paints face with colors i made from berries*
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>>34893786
Australopithecus afarensis was basically a chimpanzee, walked partially on knuckles and had a tiny braincase
They most certainly didn't have the cultural savvy to produce complex body art, and their technological knowledge wasn't more advanced than finding and throwing rocks at small animals to hunt
Perhaps you should refresh yourself on paleoanthropology and make the Homo Erectus /r9k/ thread instead
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>>34893893
okay bitch go tap dance with your fedora elsewhere
no non time traveling cucks allowed >>>gtfo>>>>
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>>34893893
URRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUHHHH
K-K-KUUURUNGA!!! KURRRRRUNGA! KURRRRRRRRRRUNGA!!!! HUH HUH HUH ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KARUUUUUUUNGA!!! KARUNGAAAA!
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So where were you guys when the greatest game of all time was announced.
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>>34893697
It does look really good, I wanted to get it and the Switch for my imouto but unfortunately my stepmother is a psychologist and thinks that children should not be allowed to play video games.
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Writhing in self-pity, you?
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>>34893756
What. Why does she think that what a dumb cunt
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>no model girlfriend
How do you live with this?
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>>34893673
I don't care if she's been in porn, she is absolutely beautiful and I would marry her and have her bear my children. I could fix her.
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>>34893673
I don't care, fuck, I'm 32, it's been over for a while now
I just like watching all the little 19 - 22 yr olds coming to grips with it
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>>34893704
Fix her?
I wanna do the same shit to her.