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Good choice of song, bruh. Bust into some LA villa strangiato and really blow some minds!

>>34895078
That's a good ice breaker for making friendship.

If you have nothing to talk about you won't make any friends.

You hate attention, but if you want friends you're going to have to start talking. Not a lot, but definitely more than you're doing right now

This is the most "normie problems" post I've ever fucking seen

>how do I hide my incredibly attractive, highly desirable talent from people? I'm serious guys

Fucking kill your entire family and then yourself

bump
is this a relatable emotion

>>34895050
fembots don't exist anon, give up your dream

>>34895359
True
But I still really like her

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>>34895034
We did normal couple things, dude

The fuck kind of weird question is that

>>34895059

This thread was meant for robots to pretend they where normies while of course not knowing what a normie couple actually does.

>>34895034
>one pot roast
>chess/go

What is go?

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>>34895027

This is you

Fucking creep

>>34895228
t. person who got declined

>>34895264

LOL I wpuld never even try to sext with a man pretending to be a cartoon. How does someone end up as deluded as you are?

>>34894949
>try to edge but give up and just end up cumming after a few minutes
>feel like I've done something morally reprehensible
>tell myself I won't do it the next day
>end up fapping again on the same day this time only a minute because I don't care
>think about doesn't give me much pleasure anymore and its dreadfully short
>rinse and repeat same day everyday

>>34894949

same, I feel really low after cumming and want to cry

the trick is to force yourself to stop by looking at gore or some shit, just browse b until some faggot posts that pic of the guy with his intestines coming out of his anus

that shit puts u off the old j arthur rank for a few hours. rinse and repeat. soon as you watch a tv show or movie or see a pic of an insanely hot chick that its impossible to not masturbate, that's when you do it. its a reward for lasting a week or two without wanking. :)

give it a try. ive been doing it. wanks become rewarding again. no shame. you are busting it to some really hot shit and you need to release that cum eventually. you either do it manually or wait for a miniscule wetdream and dont even feel pleasure

>>34894900
This is the worst feel, worse than being a virgin honestly

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>>34894900
Non-virgins deserve holocaust

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>>34894900
hahahah oh man dudeman my sides dawgbro

hahah ah shit, like nigga, seriously, step away from the keyboard before I fucking kill your stupid normo ass

please post the raichu one

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This is a pic of the original I printed out circa 2000-2001.


The URL doesn't work and there's no archive of it on any archive websites I know of.


The kanji translates to either "of milk powder" or "of milk rag" or something.

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Who cares about some shitty ms paint hentai dude

>>>/adv/

more appropriate board

we arent going to help you unless you post tits

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>>34894865
Fuck that shit I'll date you

[email protected]

Hit me up bish

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>>34894834
Assuming you're in the US...

What's your level of educational attainment? That might be something to look into. Community college and online education are two things that can get you actually doing something, and will vastly improve your chances in the job market. You can even keep living at home to save money, but you'll actually be doing something. Because you're 26, you'll be an independent with regard to the Pell grant, and because your income is so low you'll most likely get the maximum, pulling ~$6,000 per year towards your education, making a community college or cheap online school cost next to nothing.

If that doesn't appeal to you, there's always the military route, if it's something that might appeal to you. It's much better if you have a bachelor's first so that you're eligible to become an officer, but it's not necessary.

Both are worthwhile and very respectable paths, and will take care of your employment gap. You can even do one then the other, due to the military's new age rules.

Best of luck, anon! It's not totally hopeless.

>>34895017
I live in europe in the land of unemployment in the north.

I've looked into uni but I need to go back and study up my grades if I'm to have a chance and I don't see that happening tbqh, I'm just so tired of living at home I feel like a joke. thanks for giving me some advice though.

look for mindnmagick on youtube...shall help

>>34894780
body pillow?

>>34894791
>not knowing what a practice gf is

leave this board chad

>>34894826
>having a gf
The door is that way

It's another episode of "what I haven't experienced does't exist."

suppressed internalized racism

>2017
>just finding out "mental illness" is a white thing

they're a bunch of whiny, spoiled babies, ofcourse they have "mental illnesses"

you have very feminine fingernails anon

Wtf who put a watch on a pig?

>>34894716
you have some small feet OP

>>34894672
>Was buying weed once.
>Waiting outside house for my mate who was buying it.
>Some chav I knew and hated walked over with another chav I didn't know.
>Turns out he'd been out of prison a day.
>Tried to make me do push-ups for his amusement... refused.
>Got like 5 cigarettes put out on my face and body.
>Got berries smushed into the burns.
>Went on my way.
>After all this the dude said "you're a soldier senpai you took that like a soldier, if you ever want weed or coke hit me up I'll give you good deals".
>Actually called him up, sorted me 20 worth of weed and 40 of coke for 50 whenever I asked him.

Weird situation.

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>>34894672
STOLE ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS SO NOW I HAVE TO FUCK MY HAND FOR ETERNITY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING NORMIES KEEPING ME FROM TRUE LOVE
FUCKING JERKASS CHADS TAKING ALL THE GOOD GIRLS AWAY

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Existing and not getting off my board

>>34894657
taco bell has vegan options, get the 7 layer burrito minus cheese & sour cream

As for online vegan fruits I have no fuckin clue. Good luck op

>>34894657
Riding off of a lie right out of the gates. Shamefur dishprey, OP. To lie about anything to impress somebody is pathetic motivation enough, especially a female of all things, but to lie about being a veganfaggot, really? It just isn't meant to be. Let it go, Anon.

>>34894657
>where can I order vegan fruits online?

faggot.org

>>34894624
being a degenerate femboyfriend

>>34894624
can never find one

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>>34894624
>calling that a femboy