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DRUMPF!
DRUMPF!!!
SHOW YOURSELF!!!!
COME OUT AND FACE ME YOU COOOWWAAARRDDD!!!!!!!!!!
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Sowi i bit bizy atta moment bt stay ovre der in messicow plees
also donat hav ne aberson
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Ahhhh I have the based gun
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>>34898416
i gat a new slowgum
>if u r a person
>no hav aberson
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>My kid is going to be bright!
My mother, when i was just 2 years old
>Smartest in class!
Teacher, i was 8
>I will be your friend, anon!
Chad,i was 10
>Yo i swear there is a UFO in area 69
Robot fellow, i was 12, playing gta
>You are smart and cute anon
Android girl, i was 14
>i will be there for you, anon
Both girl and Chad, i was 16. Chad and girl were a couple just some weeks after that
>Dont worry anon, we will make it
My mother, i was 17, she was very sick
>College is easy, plus, jobs for engeneers are plentyfull. Android bro from college, i Was 18
>We dont charge any interest!
A bank faggot,i was 20
Why, why did everybody lied to me?
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I can relate to this
Why can't they realize it would be a lot easier for everyone if they would just be honest from the beginning
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>>34898330
I wouldnt hate myself
They always made me believe that i had to go for the most impossible goal. I couldnt do it.
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>>34898443
Their lies only hurt us in the long run.
Life would have been easier if they hadn't given me all these expectations.
Could it work to make my face aesthetic? Don't think I need a complete overhaul, just need a little work done and I think small improvements could bring me to the finish line.
How expensive is it? Can it look good or will I just end up the third Bogdanoff brother? '
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Nope, you'll look weird in a few years when you start to age, you can't replace your face
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I'm getting a nose job in about 10 hours, I think it will be a small improvement
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>>34898147
Don't need a revamp, just some work here in there.
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Anyone got any good 2-D BBW's?
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>>34898090
Please don't say BBW, it's a faux pas
The correct terminology is thicc
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>>34898129
Please don't listen this pedophile, they're just trying to hijack the term "thicc". Pic related is "thicc".
Thank you.
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>>34898194
But you posted musclefat
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>dog bit me
>in the face
>scar from nose to lip
Now I'm going to have an ugly scar for life
Right now on the hospital
NHS sucks
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>took a snapchat of your covered wound
get the fuck out of here you deserve your ugly scar you faggot
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>>34897928
nah scars look cool. you get an interesting story to tell as well. i got fucked up in a fire and my neck and jaw are horrible but i still have a gf.
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Rape the dog to get your revenge.
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Who /fellforthedefendyourselfmeme/ here?
>multiple tantrums through elementary and high school as the autistic child I was
>get in fights with bullies if I had enough of them
>they still bullied me
>they don't even care if I could defend myself
>still people told me "hurr durr anon,just defend yourself,they'll stop".
>nowadays afraid of getting hurt and defending myself
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>>34897822
If you constantly throw fits and fight like a retard, nobody will take you seriously
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>>34897822
Last time I defended myself I got in trouble. Fuck I hate teachers so much they just take out their boring shit lives on the weak kids.
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>Walk from store with beer
>A pack of thugs want some
>No
>They hit me
>Defend myself
>They pull a gun
>Get shot
>Die
THANKS NORMIES
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Why don't pedophiles just fuck midgets?
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>>34897740
what about dicklets haha
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Because pedophiles want features that lack sexual maturity (developed secondary sexual characteristics like breasts, hips, adult body hair, adult body odor etc.) or like the psychological aspects of children (innocence, etc.)
Honestly I still don't fully get it because all kids are insufferably annoying
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Midgets are nothing like cute lolis.
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>In school hall way talking to friend by his locker.
>He has two other people with him a guy and a girl who is in my 4th period class.
>Talking about working out and I point at poster of a Greek god and say "that's how you wanna look?"
>He turns to his other friend and says "wouldn't it be sick to look like that? You know that's what Anon looks like without his shirt" (my body looks nothing like that)
>"He has broad shoulders, small waist, big arms.."
>They stare at me for a couple seconds and the girl says "I'll be thinking about that in 4th period"
Was she just fucking with me? I workout everyday and "bodybuild" but have a shitty diet so I am no where near as aesthetic looking. I don't find my self muscular/attractive enough to have girls look at me (especially when there's Chads everywhere who look 10x better and /fit/). What did she mean when she said this?
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>>34897732
get off this board you little shit
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>>34897751
Little shit? I am 18, a senior in high school you fuck.
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>>34897732
Post pic mate, will be necessary to judge
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Damn it, wtf are you supposed to do is your oneitis is some girl on YouTube.
Pros/Cons of suicide?
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Well, Let me ask you a question?
Would you livestream it?
We didn't have a streamed suicide for a while now.
Would be rad.
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>tfw got drunk and confessed love to youtube oneitis through email the other night
>tfw no reply
oh and
>pros/cons of suicide
you could always stream it and mention her name
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>>34897688
>oneitis
I'll never understand what the point is in being obsessed with a girl you probably barely know, you're no longer 14
Btw she looks familiar
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What's for dinner robots 02/15
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>>34897608
>3 bowls of guacamole
how fucking fat are you?
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Nothing for the second night in a row
I don't get paid til tomorrow :(
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rice krispies
yum
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Which fruit is god tier and why is it the Orange?
>Juicy unlike Kiwis
>Has the right amount of sugar that makes it taste sweet unlike apples
>isn't associated with NIGGERS
>You don't look gay eating it like banana
>Might take time to peel but the prize is so worth it
>Isn't in faggy bite sizes like grapes
>Isn't so low in sugar that it doesn't taste bitter like blueberries or raspberries
>I like strawberries but they don't satisfy me like Oranges do
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>>34897539
Pomegranate or get out.
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it's a well known fact that citrus a best
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also
>orange juice
>chocolate oranges
oranges are truly the /masterfruit/
applefags and bananalets get out
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Met a goddess on a dating site, asked her to take my virginity, and she said yes. Currently waiting for her in my hotel room as we speak.
Fuck you /r9k/ I will be a robot no longer!
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>>34897466
enjoy your aids. you will get a gift for life.
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>>34897466
Post pics
Original, not spam
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>>34897535
I wont betray her trust.
You were always a troubled kid anon.
You had a rough childhood and we know the pain you experienced in your teenage years never left you.
But we're so proud of you, anon.
We love you no matter what.
One day you will find a true friend to spend the rest of your life with, but until then we need you to stay strong.
With Love,
Your parents.
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bro please no bully
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How about a sincere apology?
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>One day you will find a true friend to spend the rest of your life with
Yeah anon one day you'll make enough to be a beta provider and find some stacy who's too used up for even chad to fuck anymore
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Does anyone else like to wear a jockstrap instead of underwear beneath their clothing? It makes me feel naughty!!
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>>34897247
>fart
>squidmark in your pants
no thanks
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>>34897247
>It makes me feel naughty!!
DIE FAGGOT DIE
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>>34897260
So every time you fart you have shit in your underwear?
Ask me how I know you're American.
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And then Kek said LET THERE BE DUBS
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No, let me show you how it's done.
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You really think Kek will give you dubs just because you want to? You lack both respect and perspective.
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>>34897228
Good thing the Pepe in your avatar is crying.THERE IS NO KEK. MAKE PEACE WITH IT.