Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9717. page

>>34898939
Sounds hot, OP, please detail some of your disease-related sexual fantasies

>>34898977
Anon no, you're supposed to tell me that I'm fucking disgusting and worthless, not encourage me

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>>34898939
You have ascended to the next level my man. You can't go back after this.

if you run for president ill probably vote for you anon

>>34898897
(((They))) did this to you.

>>34898897
You're part of /r9k/ robot. You're part of this world.

If you don't want to be part of it, then fuck off.

Maybe you should quit buying these things

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>>34898795
my sides nigger
kek

>>34898795
How the fuck do you break a laptop screen? Phone fair enough because you can drop it, but a laptop screen!?

>>34898786
by me hehe

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Mado is too pure to get raped.

Madotsuki is a canon transgender character

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>>34898772
Gay fucking monkey.

>>34898772
if if if if if if ifi

uuhh uuhhh ahhh ahhh

>>34898737

When did 'meme' start to mean 'something I dont like'? Whenever I see it used like this I immediately assume the poster has a doubledigit IQ and disregard his viewpoint entirely. Same goes for the word 'cuck'.

>>34898886
I wasn't implying that at all, but whatever.

>>34898886
Tinder is 100% a meme

>>34898663

I would buy it.

>They make it cheap as fuck and the suicide rate skyrockets overnight

>>34898663
Harder than it sounds, perfecting something like that. Also the law would flip and it would be banned instantly.

>>34898663
>what is cyanide

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>>34898645
>promises to let me suck her sensitive nipples anyway

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>>34898645
>online girlfriend
>girlfriend
>girl
wew lad

>>34898645
That's the best
wide_hips flat_chest

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Thanks, Anon. I love you too.
asdfasdfasdfasdf

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>>34898610
>>34898927
from me to all of (you)
hope you're having a great valentines

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I love you too Anon

originale

>>34898568
you have an awesome penis sometimes, deal with it

>>34898568
Anon I'm afraid a smooth penis is not going to satisfy anyone. Girls love it ribbed.

>>34898635
my only concern is how it feels for ME.
fuck those picky bitches.

>>34898511
See if I'm touching a notebook, and start writing some names.

update the cg

>>34898511
Say ey bbi wnt sum fuk? Assuming he declines, ask him to hook me up with Kayako from The Grudge.

You have a weird dad

Why does your dad have knowledge of your family's general dick sizes?

Why is /r9k/ so obsessed with dick size? Literally no one cares how big or small it is.

Why don't you do something productive with your shotgun like try and shoot Trump? You'll get killed either way but there's a slim chance you might kill the cunt.

>>34898514
why would i want to save these normies form there doom? This is what they wanted

>>34898470
Why though? What's going on in your life, man?

>>34898391
By actually studying and doing your homework

this image always makes me imagine swinging a golf club and hitting that brain lump off his head

Just drop out, there is no point in paying to fail.

>>34898356
lel enjoy male pattern baldness my amigo

>>34898356
Send a picture lad

>>34898399
My dad and my mom's dad aren't bald though, why would it happen to me before age 25?