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Kill the ghost with your semen space ranger

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Fuck the ghost, dumbass.

Wind does happen in doors.

why is it your business how i come, you fucking weird cunt

>>34900103
What do I have to do? Wtf are kekels?

>>34900103
hmmm a few weeks ago you posted this and I did the exercise in the video you posted and now you want me to cum too?

>>34900078
Shit. Dumbass.

>>34900104
virgin

girls dont poo

the smell is worse. Sweaty assholes

And I can't even get /r9k/ to talk to me...

I'd be better off just killing myself

[s]post pics[/s]

your thread isn't worth listening to unless you give any sort of pic to prove you're not a fat neckbeard. Even just your arm is fine.

>doctor sticks his fingers up my ass
>get rock hard

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>>34900025
>>at doctors
>>getting check up
>>old man doctor comes in
>>starts pressing on my stomach for some reason
>>pop a stiffy
>>he says "oh your a big guy aren't you"
>>mfw my mom is in one of the seats watching this

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>>34900025
She called you fat, dumbass.

Almonds are full of testosterone you lying homosexual. You meant to shitpost about soy milk.

I want to succ those boititties.

What is wrong with me?

phytoestrogens found in plants = estrogen produced by females is one of the dumbest myths ever propagated by the meat/dairy industry

Yes but I love them so it's ok

I love Kirino in 2D but I know I'd be utterly repulsed by her if she were real.

>>34900016
You piece of shit don't call her a cunt.

>>34900011
>tfw too autistic to get drugs

>>34900011
Whats weird with this statement is its the exact opposite for me

who here /goingdowninflames/?

>>34900033
greymarket or darknet my man. it is how autists can do it these days
>>34900142
you are able to talk to people, everyone loves you, you don't abuse drugs, and you don't wanna die?

>>34899938
When you have a shitty twin sized bed?
Terrible.

They take up the room in the bed. Kills sleep and gains

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>>34899938
this is textual information that serves to fill space that would otherwise be blank, just like my face, just like...

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He doesn't afraid of anything and I like that

>>34899913
>>34900049

>being this edgy

Shameful display.

>>34900085
How is realizing one's dreams edgy?

>>34899803
Acquaintances.
No.
No, unfortunately.
Stop pls
Never
Niasia

David :(

>he showed up at my job
>always flirted
>he asked me out
>we went out once
>he kissed me
>after a week he stopped talking to me
>see him on snapchat story with someone else

Life is death

>>34899803
>What is your current relation to them?
None
>Have you gotten over them?
No
>Are you still in contact?
Las time we spoke was in May 2016
>Are you together?
No
>Did you FINALLY tell them to fuck off?
No
>What is his/her name robots/fembots?
Andrea

>>34899671
That isn't your room. Why do you lie?

>>34900585
Where did he say that it was his room?

>>34901622
It's the photo title.

But that's fat, not muscle

Women have shitty upper arm strength, even ripped ones

That is the biggest arm I have ever seen.

I'd wrestle her. If you know what I mean. I mean I'd fuck her.

>>34899592
go to a bar

drink

simple as really

>>34899592
kill your self

Originalioo

>>34899592
ask where you can find the chiva

dealers don't give a fuck how good you are at social interaction. They want your money, in exchange for drugs. That's it, no matter how autistic you are

>>34900497
not true. if a dealer doesnt like its likely for him to deny you his services.

Go to a therapist and say you can't focus
???
Adderall