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How are tings in da wescoast
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they're okay
i was gunna buy some wings and eat the entire bag like a fat fuck but I didnt wanna spend $9 on it
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>>34901421
i can see my baby rolling
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>>34901421
from the balcony saying

uh baby
uh baby
move baby

i'm in love.

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Hi. A guy that likes me wants me to sit on his face. What's the appeal of being nearly suffocated and eating ass? I'm not thin so I could suffocate him idk
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leave my board.

you don't belong here

no one wants you here

you defile our place

making us even more angry

leave gently.
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have him sit on yours first, so you understand
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>>34901409
Sit on a railroad spike.

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>just ate my 58 year old boss' pussy
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>>34901390
That's pretty fucking disgusting, man. Hopefully your work schedule is more agreeable in the future, at least.
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Did you get anything outof it? How did it taste?
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Wagecuck will become an actually cuck.

Top kek.

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>2017
>still a leftie faggot

kill yourself
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>2017
>instigating political shitflinging on an anime imageboard
Fuck off retard.
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>leftie
>rightie
>libtard
>cuck

nice job being played by the retarded american media

saged
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>>34901492
>2017
>still falling for kikepitalism
You can't be serious

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Reminder that us blacks are gonna be taking Chad's women to be our seed carriers while Chad will lick our cream filling made from the BBC
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>>34901354
THIS!
every fembot will be BLACKED
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damn skippy, feels good to fuck chad's women for the simple fact of being black, almost no work required
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>>34901372

can you cuck my shy virgin gf pls?

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Do I pretend to be into femenism to score brownie points with a hot chick?
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>>34901301
Women don't date someone for "being into something" they date you if you're Chad
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>tfw actually into feederism
>tfw no girl likes it
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>>34901301
Maybe if there's an actual chance of fucking her. Don't try to turn it into a gf though. There are plenty of normie girls around who hate feminism because they feel it makes them victims etc. find one of those for a gf.

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I really love cock. People on Facebook don't even know but I'm a secret nympho. someone should definitely hmu.
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>>34901199
nice post. op is 13 and thinks he will get a shitty raid going from le 4chanz
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Id fuck this nasty bitch, but fuck I'm wrapping up twice. You approach women whose takin too much black dick with caution. She's probably one dick suck away from being a snow bunny
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>>34901277
if you use more than one condom they will rip
stay safe anon

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>mom cooked steak and mashed potatoes for dinner
>don't eat much of it and get a pizza lunchable out of the fridge later

how am I supposed to feel about myself
no I'm not underage
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You are a disgusting fat idiot with terrible tastes.
>not underaged
Yeah okay
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>>34901252
I'm not fat and I'm not underage
from what it sounds like you don't seem to belong here
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i'm angry at you op because i don't get homecook meals in many year

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>Everytime we see each other, she usually has this pissed off tone, makes fun of me, and argues with me a LOT.
>Whenever we hang out, she always sits next to me at the tables.
>One time we went out drinking at a club she pulls me up to dance with her
>keeps bumping into me while we're sitting, and makes fun of me for not drinking as much as she did, calling me a pussy, a bitch, etc. etc.
>Taking a cab ride home, she latches onto me until we drop her off.
>I walk her to her door and she tries kissing me twice.
>I didn't want to reciprocate anything because she was extremely drunk and I personally just can't take advantage of people like that.
>Whenever we argue, it's pretty much about pointless things, but she gets really nasty with me.
>We always call each other names and make fun of each other, but recently her shtick has been making fun of me for being single, she's been doing this for a while.
>She also randomly decides to tease me or comment on things about me as well, like how my "pants are too tight", "you look like a fag", etc.
>She called me a loser and told me to prove her wrong by getting a date for the upcoming Valentines Day Dinner/Dance we were supposed to go to(Which I didn't go to anyway).
>I ignored her for a day and she ended up commenting on my facebook page multiple times , even on older posts, of course, with a smartass comment.
>A mutual friend of ours asked me if I would ever consider dating her, which to me says "SHE ASKED HIM TO ASK ME" but I can't be too sure. He tells me she never asked him to do it.
>she does not act like this with anyone else.

What exactly is going on? Why is she like this? Does she like me? Why is my social/love life so interesting to her that she has to keep fucking with me about it?
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If alarm bells aren't ringing then there's no hope for you. Like all girls she'll move on within a few weeks if you don't reciprocate to some extent and make a move.
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This bitch is practically throwing herself at you and you're acting like a brick wall for too long
fuck you
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>>34901109
This isn't even a story you fucking intellectual invalid

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How much masturbation is too much?

I'm currently jerking it about four times a day. Once in the morning shower, once during the hour I come home for lunch, once when I come home from work in the afternoon and once before I go to bed to help me get to sleep. It's been like that as long as I've been a teenager.
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>>34901078
I've averaged probably three and a half since I turned 12, sometimes way more.

As long as it's not interfering with your life, it's not an issue. If it's crippling or anything, or interfering with your love life (not that that's an issue on this board), that's when you have to get it in check.
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>>34901078
seriously? how

I do it like twice a day at maximum, I guess I just don't have high libido
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>>34901203

I don't know dude, when you've got the internet on your phone, there's always something to jerk it to

ITT: post your original oneitis
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lmao good one anon dsadasda
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>>34901046
lol whats the joke desu?
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>>34901021
>these girls can be looksmatched or uglier than you but still wouldn't give you a chance

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Any of you robits have that problem? I always want it until I have it and then i cant be bothered to care
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yes

you get over it
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>>34901018
It sounds to me like you probably shouldn't be with your girlfriend any more, anon. She deserves better than that, and you probably do, too.
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Its because you realize when you have it that its a two way road

Also your flaws become more apparent

Not to mention you may need your gf there on the bad days once or twice a week, or what ever but she will want attention everyday

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Anyone else on generic Lexapro? Please, help. I've been on it a little over 2 years and I'm done to 5mg a day. I want to quit because I don't think k it's help. The reason I've been on it for so long is excuse or anxiety of possible withdrawals. I'm fucking scared to stop.

Anyone think it will be hell. Any advice?
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>>34901007
Why not try cutting down very slowly. Bit by bit.
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>>34901261
Agreed. Psychiatrist will likely do something similar if they deem you healthy.
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>>34901261
Alright. I think I need to find a psych to help me with this process. I don't want withdrawals that cause me anxiety attacks.

Im scared Bros. Anyone know what to expect?

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>"Assalamualaikum neighbor! We just moved in next door and thought we'd say hello!"
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>>34900987
I live across the street from some arabs, they've never said a word to me except for "Hello" once in a great while

I like them better than the chad faggot next door
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>>34900987
I hope the down payment wasn't a lot because you've got to go, neighborino.
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>>34900987
Gib turkish delight or gtfo

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If someone asked you to kick them in the nuts would you ?

Makes a difference if it is someone you know or a random stranger ?
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yea sure, i like breaking balls
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No way. I don't want to hurt anyone.
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Why do normies ask each other to kick them in the nuts ?

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