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How the FUCK do you get this....
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>>34902559
hes fucking insane
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>>34902559
Brando had a weight fluctuation problem even as a young man. He never got that bad at the time, but anecdotes about his eating habits basically say that he had a huge appetite and didn't really give a fuck. It's just that he managed to work it off in the '50s.
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young brando was ridiculously good looking like "sit on my face" hot
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>tfw no morbidly obese gf
Why even live?
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>>34902550
To masturbate to pictures of morbidly obese anime girls.
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>>34902550
krispy kreme belly
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>you will never be a fat girl
feels bad man
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would /r9k/ give their life for the fight against communism?
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>>34902529
against communism?
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Yes. I would relish killing pinko scum.
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>>34902529
>being a cuck in 1991 + 26
We're all going to be replaced by AI pretty soon so I'd fight to death for communism.
do you anons draw? i did this one earlier today
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if you stopped doin so much drugs, your stuff would look a lot better
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>>34902521
pretty cool, how long have you been drawing and where/how did you learn?
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damn your stuff is pretty fucking cool dude
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what's your favorite manga/anime genre, arcanine?
don't hide, we're all weebs in here
I like anything that is original and has giant robots
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I like Goblin Slayer, Shokugeki no Soma, and Hajime no Ippo
Dunno what that makes me.
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>>34902490
hot bloodedness?
I haven't seen much about goblin slayer, but shokugeki and hajime no ippo are all about flaming hearts and fists/frying pans
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I think detective/investigative animus are pretty neat. Psychopass and DeathNote both did a great job at defining the genre.
Also, Girls Und Panzer or any other military related animes are in my wheelhouse.
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Do any of you nerds wanna rub your pee-pees with me?
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>>34902384
Yes, yes indeed I do.
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>>34902384
Sure thing, anon!
Originally!
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>>34902435
>>34902458
Get those juicy dicks out and start pumping them for me, boys!
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tl;dr
>What the fuck is going on?
>Everytime we see each other, she usually has this pissed off tone, makes fun of me, and argues with me a LOT.
>Whenever we hang out, she always sits next to me at the tables.
>One time we went out drinking at a club she pulls me up to dance with her
>keeps bumping into me while we're sitting, and makes fun of me for not drinking as much as she did, calling me a pussy, a bitch, etc. etc.
>Taking a cab ride home, she latches onto me until we drop her off.
>I walk her to her door and she tries kissing me twice.
>I didn't want to reciprocate anything because she was extremely drunk and I personally just can't take advantage of people like that.
>Whenever we argue, it's pretty much about pointless things, but she gets really nasty with me.
>We always call each other names and make fun of each other, but recently her shtick has been making fun of me for being single, she's been doing this for a while.
>She also randomly decides to tease me or comment on things about me as well
>She called me a loser and told me to prove her wrong by getting a date for the upcoming Valentines Day Dinner/Dance we were supposed to go to(Which I didn't go to anyway).
>I ignored her for a day and she ended up commenting on my facebook page multiple times , even on older posts, of course, with a smartass comment.
>A mutual friend of ours asked me if I would ever consider dating her, which to me says "SHE ASKED HIM TO ASK ME" but I can't be too sure. He tells me she never asked him to do it.
>she does not act like this with anyone else.
What exactly is going on? Why is she like this? Does she like me? Why is my social/love life so interesting to her that she has to keep fucking with me about it?
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND(long distance).
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>>34902252
I have a much more important question: do you have more of those boobs?
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She has a thing for you, OP. If you're telling the truth and this has been going on for a while then she definitely has a thing for you.
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>>34902283
there you go. hopefully more people chime in. don't know the name, sorry,
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How to get a pouch gf?
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>>34902251
>pouch gf
Could you define that for me?
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>>34902251
Pouch gf? Is this chick a pouch?
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I like girls that those cute little pouches
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have you ever had a sexual encounter with somebody you met on 4chan? how'd it go?
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Very well until she broke my heart.
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>>34902231
how does people even meet on 4chan?
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>>34902262
Get out of here, normalfag.
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>plan out my pokemon party
>decide to trade them all over from another game
>they gain 1.5x xp
>one hit everything
>game is ruined
I CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING RIGHT
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>>34902158
Do a nuzloke
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>>34902259
Yeah that's a good idea, I thought of doing something along those lines
This Eusine guy is getting cucked so hard by Suisine holy shit
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>>34902158
>SoulSilver
You can get overleveled super easily in that game without trading, the balancing is awful. Don't know what you expected
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Uh-oh. Looks like the Stacey's are going on a Robot hunt. I hear the one who bags the most NEETs gets to fuck Chad first, so you know they're out for blood. What are you going to do Robots?
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I live in a basement unit and have 3 months worth of canned food because I hate going outside.
I'll lock my door and keep my shotgun loaded at my desk.
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>>34902136
>tfw I have no money for a gun so I can't go normie hunting
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>>34902136
>they don't even know how to fucking hold the rifle
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>tfw you will never go back to 2007
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>>34902089
>tfw I will never go back to 2 hours ago when I ate the best pudding in my life
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>>34902089
>tfw I was going to post this exact same thread not one minute before I saw yours
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> le 2007 maymay
Are you Russian?
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Why am I such a weirdo? I just don't get how you're supposed to talk/act that makes you seem "cool", "interesting" or "sexy". I know I'm not ugly. I'm not hot or anything, but I'm not so ugly that it would disqualify me.
No, it's something in the way I talk and walk and carry myself. I don't have grace or poise. I'm awkward and spastic. I wish I could fix it, but I don't even know what I'm doing wrong. There's no manual for this stuff since it comes naturally to most people.
The worst part is, I can *tell* when people start to realize there's something off about me. I meet a girl and she's all smiles and bubbly and and trying to keep a convo, but slowly she realizes that I'm no cool and she loses interest. Its so frustrating.
Maybe I'm autistic or have asperger's or something
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>>34902084
>There's no manual for this stuff
"How to Win Friends and Influence People"
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>>34902084
Post the latest conversion you had with said female.
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Same here.
Decent enough looks and height to get interest but then as people start getting to know me they are put "off"
Example: normies at work for the first week were approaching me and even a few qt's literally threw themselves at me (no other dudes or women around) and I kept playing the edgy autist "introvert" game.
I can tell when people have been talking about me/talked about. The looks on people's faces and undertone changes when I get near them.
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if dubs i touch my dogs dick
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>>34902023
rolling originally
this is probably not dubs tho.
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>>34902023
I do that too but in a non-sexual way
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I've only gotten dubs like 2 times and I post daily
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I can't be the only one here barefoot in pajama pants, right?
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>>34902016
>Not wearing comfy socks.
Only sub-human degenerate normies don't sleep with socks on.
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>>34902016
I browse naked, reclining in my office chair with my feet against the wall, chair on two legs.
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>>34902204
That's the only way to do it.
If it gets cold, grab a blanket.
You're doing it wrong OP.