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you're thinking about this way too much

>>34903701
i don't think he is, if I think about doing this myself it confuses me

>>34903662
>>34903772
fuck and i thought i was autistic

who gives a fuck if janiqua leaves in the middle of a movie, usually niggers ruin movies by never shutting up

>>34903581
She's right you know.

only original postings here

>>34903614
Lol no.

This is original please.

Guns can accidentally discharge. If a country that didn't have guns was introduced guns, it's murder rate would skyrocket overnight.

>>34903447
Fakest of the fake stories

>>34903447

This is like a cuck vignette.

>assigned new seats every test

That isn't fucking high school...Anon.

>>34903427
I'm the intermediate player who either saves everybody by doing very well, or losing it all for everybody by the end.

I random every time

t. 4k

I'm the kind of guy who is decent and consistent but chokes when it actually matters so I'm stuck in that too good for casuals, too shit for serious competitive players zone.

My social skills are low so worse players are often picked over me for their sense of humor.

>>34903345
Women who have more than one sexual partner are 50% more likely than virgins to file for divorce. She's fucked, no man should be with her except who ever fucked her first. Find yourself a real GF a virgin girl who won't screw you out of your money in the future.

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>>34903345
Do you guys really care if a girl is virgin or not? LAWLZ that's the reason why everybody in this board is gonna die a virgin. In my opinion, I prefer non-virgin girls, because they know how to fuck and don't just lay down there waiting for you to do every thing.

Grow up, losers, if you're 25+ years old, don't expect to ever meet a virgin because there's no such thing in this hookup culture

>>34903541
>I prefer non-virgin girls, because they know how to fuck and don't just lay down there waiting for you to do every thing
No shit, every Chad says this. You've already been there done that a thousand times so why the hell would you have the patience for any virgin girl
>Grow up, losers, if you're 25+ years old, don't expect to ever meet a virgin because there's no such thing in this hookup culture
If that's the way it must be I guess I will die a virgin. I think I will break up with her.

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https://discord.gg/Px5WHEj

Heres the invite link.

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Theres a music bot, too. So you can queue music and listen to it with other people.

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This is one of two pieces I have of this artist in my collection. I like how, like the filename suggests, the individual in the painting is ripping away his face. It has an ambiguity to it, but at the same time, offers a relateable medium we can attach to due to the pangs of daily life.

Do you ever feel like you just wanted to stop existing?

>>34903260
Broke my hip by being a dweeb noob skateboarding at age 15ish. Like, actually cracked.

Born with extra big toes and extra pinkies

>>34903260
I crashed my car in a street race going 100mph, very little damage to my car, no damage to me or my passenger.

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>>34903321
Damn. Both of those really suck.

>>34903368
>no damage to me or my passenger
>100mph
W-what?

Also I just remembered something.

My uncle was born without an asshole so they had to surgically create one. They only figured this out after he vomited shit.

>>34903092
Some look delicious and wonderful

>>34903092

Inner reflection? idk.

>>34903092
do you think is gay i dont find it attractive and actually makes me soft so see that pic? i cant jerk off only to a vagina

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>>34903091
I unironically miss them

Better times then

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>>34903120
i think we all do, anon. let me reply reeee

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this was the only one i ever saved

it might be considered the turning point of meme culture

>>34902991
Ain't there a lot of chubby chasers in the gay community

>>34903097
I don't want sex with a random stranger..

>>34902991
That's practically vanilla as far as faggot tastes are concerned. It takes zero effort to have sex as a gay.

Anyone who works in human resources is a shithead. It's like 100% roastie too. The flick their beans at their own perceived power. Cunts.

>>34902993
She doesn't actually work in HR. Just did some career course on it.

She's actually unemployed, one major thing we have in common.

HR women are the fucking worst.
>look own on ebp people because they're getting taxbux
>Meanwhile their entire job is to give people ebt and they are paid tax bux directing leaches to the host
They're the worst because they think they're somehow better than someone who is on ebt. Fuck em, i can't wait until trump cuts em

im istp and its not that bad

>>34902739
We're all but mere transient visitors.

It's best to make the most out of this experience. As far as for organization of matters and molecules, we are pretty damn unique.

>one shot at life
>believing in personality types
uncage yourself, brother

Why 11 days?

>>34902802
Probably 2 weeks notice.

>>34902726
11 more days until i leave my shitty sport. I'll be celebrating with you.

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Like usual, I'll post songs and pictures along with my replies, but I will not be dumping anything.

Also, it should be noted that I like to add pictures other people might post to my cuddle and comfy folders. If you'd rather I didn't, just say the word.

Love ya!

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haven't been on r9k in a bit, didn't know these threads were consistent now. Cool

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>>34903405
Yeah, I've been making them regularly-ish.
It attracts a lot of hate, but people seem to like it as well.

Thanks for dropping in! Love ya

>>34902708
I also heal in every mmo I play and I play support in games like LoL. I'm trans and I think trans people tend to enjoy playing more feminine roles but being a healer in itself doesn't mean you're trans.

>>34902708
If you honestly are wondering if you are trans though you have to think.

Do you play healers only because you know that's what most girls play?
Do you like/want to be treated like a girl?
If you could to be Chad or Stacy would you choose to be Stacy?

Questions like that are good ones to think about if you think you might be trans.

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>>34902708
>started playing healer years ago because it's easy to get a spot in most mmo's
>stuck with it because I'm a manipulative asshole and I use everyone's reliance on me as a way to kick people I don't like
I feel sorry for healslut memers they'll never know the joy of getting some random dps blacklisted across the server all because they pissed you off in some minor way