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>be me
>chem 130
>meet this girl
>my type to a tee
>8.5/10 QT
>get to know her
>we get along well
>one day me and her talked for hours over coffee
>we have similar philosophies and life views
>we listen to similar music
>one day I walk up to her
>she smiles as I approach
Pics related
>idk if it's just my depression but Im sure she doesn't have feelings for me
>I'm an ugly fat sack of stoner shit who spends a majority of my time listening to /mu/core and feeling sad
>she's a genuinely sweet person and is kind to everyone, I know I'm just mistaking her niceness to attraction and it destroys me
Help robots... what do
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harden your heart to the truth
learn to emotionally distance yourself from everyone
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>>34904401
Hedgehogs dilemma famalam
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>>34904401
Origami continent desu
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Uh-oh. Looks like the Stacey's are going on a Virgin hunt. I hear the one who bags the most NEET virginities gets to fuck Chad first, so you know they're out for your virginity. What are you going to do to protect your precious virginities Robots?
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I'll just kill myself before they can get to me
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>>34904303
>implying women are good hunters
>implying they have good accuracy
>implying I wouldn't just disarm one easily and then massacre the rest
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>>34904355
>implying a robit can disarm anyone
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Will studying martial arts films give me an edge in street fights?
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>>34904193
Yeah senpai watch The Matrix again.
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>>34904193
Don't think so. Isn't the main point in any martial art not to look for a fight?
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>>34904193
No. Learn how to box and wrestle.
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I'm thinking if ditching my "friends"they've become stagnant, and I don't think I enjoy being around them in the slightest
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Guess everybody is in the trap threads
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unee uf yoor akee woff beean a threeendlus vurgun foreva
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>>34904370
I don't understand, I'm going to get pizza instead
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>she's a "fembot"
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
>she is overweight or underweight
>she is short
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
>she has dyed her hair before
>she has a tumblr
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
>her father wasn't in her life much
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
>she also has mental issues
You're a waste of space.
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>>34904162
>not wanting a sticc womanlet fembot gf
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>>34904162
Fuck you I bet you worship women at the slightest hint of attention
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>>34904162
>Tfw girl talks to me and we watch shows together
>Tfw thought she was cute because of the pics she showed me
>Tfw they must have been old pics because turns out she's an ogre
>Tfw she fooled me and I don't care to talk to someone so deceitful
She's a virgin, but now I see why. She's built like a fucking guy and she's getting fat.
v56
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecryA battlecry
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yup chrome version 56 just came out
fucking sucks
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>tfw tired of anime
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RIP newjewbees
>Tfw a normo youtuber ironically makes a song that deeply touches you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vob0PDrr5es
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>>34904065
Begone ordinary
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>>34904324
Away, alpha.
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>>34904512
Bye bye chad
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>holy shit, I'm so sorry son.
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>unleash the Konami code
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It's okay dad, why dont you come in and join me?
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>>34904057
>what are you sorry for father? you raised us not the be embarrassed about our members
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Who here is an incest baby? How do you guys feel about it? My parents are siblings, it was weird when they told me but otherwise kind of indifferent.
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God told me that incest is bad, you're going to hell.
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>>34904023
Are your parents married?
What ethnicty are you ?
Where do you live?
Is your family ok with it?
What sex are you?
Do you have siblings?
Are you attracted to them?
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My parents are father and daughter. It's kind of shit honestly.
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Hi r9k,
I'm looking for a Jordan Peterson lecture I saw on here about a year ago.
In it, he essentially talks about robots and how they're viewed in society. He just refers to them as losers pretty much and says how it's the attractive people in college that get the sexual experience and those that are not attractive get left out.
I remember one line really clearly. He says something like, when a girl says she just wants to be friends, what she is essentially saying is, I don't mind your existence, but I wouldn't mind if your genes died out.
In the lecture, he also mentions the movie Crumb, which is pretty much the story of a robot who got rich and famous.
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>>34904021
>when a girl says she just wants to be friends, what she is essentially saying is, I don't mind your existence, but I wouldn't mind if your genes died out
That's a great way to look at it but also extremely depressing too.
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>>34904021
Link to the lecture?
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>>34904178
No idea, trying to find it. I skimmed like 20 lectures and couldn't find it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFRECxPWn64
Is he /ourguy/ ?
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Le backslahsh meem xD
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what the fuck are ppl going on about the need a new guy or our guy or w/e. i dont know if ur hungry for somthing better than pepe but you wont get it for a long time if ever. pepe is too good and its now to big to fail. pepe has assumed the void.
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Bumbbb this is too good
/ourguy/
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What went so badly wrong?
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>>34903907
Eazy-e sided with the jew Jerry and got paid extra by fucking over the other members of the group. Ice Cube wasn't stupid so he didn't get fucked over and went solo. Dr.Dre got tired of getting fucked over as well and went solo. Eazy-e went around fucking girls with no condom and got aids pretty simple.
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Only two of their members had any talent.
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>>34903948
>Eazy-e went around fucking girls
t. movie plebcuck
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>go to college
>expect to meet friends
>only friend is a depressed acquaintance in a class
Pic related, it's the college
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>>34903740
>go to college
>expect to meet friends
>end up just as much, if not more, of a worthless, friendless shutin than I was in high school
at least you did better than me, op.
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Nice college, mate. You are going to do great things, now if you excuse me I need to bang my 8/10 gf. Cheers!
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>Go to college
>Expect my life to finally get started because "le best years of your life xD"
>Expect to get invited to parties and get laid
Yeah I realized that was a lie after the first week and got over it
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Has there been a successful "that guy who never spoke in HS?"
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>>34903736
PLS TO HALP
>>34903607
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Yes, but he had to manifest it
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mejust you wait, I'll be successful one day
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what is this shit? what the fuck is a trash dove?
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normies convinced there's some kind of meme war going on
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>>34903695
wuteverythings so fucking stupid
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>>34903695
>>34903706
i want to fuck that bootleg pepe