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Who Else Knows This Feels 2017-02-16 06:11:25 Post No.34905429
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Who Else Knows This Feels
Anonymous
2017-02-16 06:11:25
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> Be me
> Be on date
> Grill: Where did you go to school, Anon?
> Me: Georgia
> Grill: Yeah, but which school
> Me; The University of
> Grill: Oh, What?
> I went to the University of Georgia
> Grill: Oh, I meant High School
> fuckingkillme.jpg
Am I the only one that is triggered by the fact that normies associate "schooling" with the government sanctioned youth propaganda camp known as public secondary education?
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>>34905429
Well, she said "where did you go to school" not "where did you go to college" you fucking stupid piece of shit
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Are you implying that the modern college campuses aren't filled with indoctrination and propaganda?
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>>34905429
why do redditors put spaces after their meme arrows?
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>skinny
>want a skinny bitch
>only fat whores like me
>too much dignity to lose my virginity to someone that disgusts me
who else /hasonlyshittyoptions/ here?
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>>34905319
>only people that've ever offered sex are fugly women and fags
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>>34905351
>and fags
can't imagine how that must feel.... i'm so sorry for you anon
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>>34905399
yeah it was really nice, processing that thought
>29 and the first person to offer you head was some faggot
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How the fuck do you cope with being completely alone and unable to relate to anyone?
I tried every possible medium to connect with people, to no avail.
I can't even connect to people who label themselves as shut-ins, NEETs and 'robot's.
>Discord
>Skype
>Steam
>Tinychat
>Omegle
Normal, functioning people have infested these places and destroyed any chance of interaction between people like me.
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>>34905284
How come? It's impossible that you don't share the same hobbies with other robots.
I know I share some hobbies with other robots.
Maybe you're just a boring prick.
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>>34905284
I just smoke alot of weed, dude
Been doing that for like, the last 15 years and it's pretty effective at numbing me to all that shit and making me not care
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>>34905417
>maybe you're just a boring prick
I am.
I've burned out on videogames and all I do is lurk imageboards.
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I just want a girl to like me.
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Why don't you think they'll like you?
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>>34905240
Not OP but maybe because they're all hypergamous whores who are incapable of loving anybody except the absolute cream of the crop men.
Also, what I worry you understood me saying is that attractive women want the best men. What I actually meant was every single woman ONLY wants the top tier men and is 100% unwilling and incapable of settling for anything less.
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>>34905240
Oh, what? Did I get too real for you? Fucking cuck. Go to hell.
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>tfw no clingy gf to cuddle with all nigh long
This is literally all I want. I don't even care that much about sex. I don't care if the girl isn't that attractive. I just want a girl who loves me deeply to hold me.
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>>34905104
>tfw have exactly that.
The legends are true about girls from asia. Earlier she sucked my dick while I fucked her face and fingered her ass while watching hotter girls in porn.
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>>34905104
>I just want a girl who loves me deeply to hold me.
Women don't love men and you are just projecting your love on to her when she is experiencing a different type of love. she loves you as much as she loves her new car and she will discard you after you get old or useless. also they are not even biologically program like you to be as sacrificial their love will never be as strong.
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>>34905104
on the count of 3dehumanize yourself and face the bloodshed
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>My older mommy gf bought me a PS4 instead of preordering the switch
Stupid bitch
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She is trying to cure you of your autistic Nintento fanboy-ism.
You should thank her.
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>>34905020
Clearly the proper retaliation is to obtain a small amount of shit later and kind of brush it onto the underside of her driver side door handle with a stick of some kind so she puts her fingers into raw shit.
That'll teach that fucking stacy
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>>34905020
>he wants the switch
even bigger normie signal than having a gf
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>tfw you will never have a son you put a shock collar on and shock every time they speak
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>>34904955
who is this in the picture t.bh
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>>34904976
my gf
oregantotot
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>>34904987
post her fucking nudes or leave immediately
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you no fapped for 30 days? that's cute. I've unplugged from all online activities for a week.
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once i went 2 weeks with no computer
i know it was nuts fucking hurricanes man
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Dude, going internet-less is easy as fuck. Even doing no "screens" (no TV, internet, vidya) would be pretty easy, certainly for a week.
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former mormon missionary here
routinely went no online for a week at a time every week, sometimes a few weeks. nbd
also went nofap for over 2 years consecutive.
Hey, you. Yes, you. Go fuck yourself.
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im already doing that dumpass
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you're posting on r9k dumb fuck most of the users here do that at least 2x a day
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>>34904805
I'm shitting on the toilet while doing it, you silly goose.
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I think I'm becoming a Chad
>work at pizzaria
>Am 18
>planning on joining the Navy by summer
>started working when I was 16 1/2
>weighed 230
>after about 6 months dropped down to 200 due to diet mostly consisting of eggs
>liked a qt3.14
>she tried to friendzone me and take advantage of me
>normally that would work
>my dad catches wind of my situation
>advises me not to get shit for her
>I do as he says
>she eventually starts talking to me about sex and stuff
>normally this wouldn't be happening
>fast forward to 3 months ago
>I weigh 185 at this point, with a bit of muscle
>used to be chubby fattard
>I have enough of her shit
>she keeps getting mad at me for trivial things
>tell her that I don't want to be friends
>she starts really trying to get me to have sex with her
>am Catholic, say no
>eventually gets me to touch her butt
>feelsgoodman.png
>tries to get me to go further
>I don't
And here I am now. She keeps asking me to eat her out while she sucks my dick. I want to really badly, but fuck that noise, she's kind of crazy. And the last thing I need is for my life to get shunted off track by a false rape accusation. It's going well right now, but I know how life usually happens.
Whaddya say, robots? Have I brought great shame to our way of life?
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GTFO NORMIE FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOONE BELIEVES YOU FAT FUCK MANLET GTFOFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>becoming Chad
>Isn't fucking the shit out of her right now
At best you're just a sub normie dude
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>>34904854
I would love to have sex with her, it's just not in the cards. I can live with sub normie. I'm also Catholic, so you know.
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What does /r9k/ think of megachurches?
Would you ever join one?
A good place to meet qt virgins? Or just full of "reformed" roasties?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6ERs8HIbjw
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>>34904610
They're an embarrassment to Christianity.
Non-denominational Christian or get out.
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>>34904718
>They're an embarrassment to Christianity.
Unlike "Christians" posting their filth in this (truly) God-damned shitpile.
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>>34904757
>Unlike "Christians" posting their filth in this (truly) God-damned shitpile.
What is this even supposed to mean? What filth?
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Reminder that you cannot be a Christian and white. Paganism and atheism are the only true white religions.
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I'm Mormon, so I'm defined by whiteness despite most probably being brown.
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Lol. by odin this be a greasy one
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>atheism
>white
it was created by a jew to steer people away from organized religion and morals
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After several years of glorious NEETdom I am becoming a wagie at 26
How do I survive this new life wagebots?
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how did you get hired? NEET time is more toxic than prison time on resumes
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>>34904530
Just keep doing it fellow robot, for the better or worse, people get used to almost anything as time goes by. It'll get easier if you start with a job where you don't have to interact with people.
t. NEET who also had his first job at 26 in a warehouse.
>>34904587
I started with a minimum wage job. They won't fucking care if you have a killer resume or zero experience if what you are doing is menial, repetitive work.
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>>34904587
i just lied about doing stuff/health problems/taking care of ill family member, bla bla
>>34904858
i hope so. i really really fucking dread it though. i don't think i will have to talk too much
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Who here can't choose a hairstyle? I just go between Lanza autism hair and a buzzcut. I wish I had a unique hairstyle like an anime character.
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>>34904501
usually I use my cummies as hair gel and just spike that bad boy up. bitches love it
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>>34904501
Get like a 1 or 1.5 with clippers on side and back of your head and have them cut top of your head with scissors and go for hitler youth. Every other normie has it and it looks good.
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>>34904501
At least you have hair. My only options are pretty much Jet Black, Shigeshige, Saitama or Kurosawa.
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ITT redflags for guys
>he calls Ash "Satoshi"
>he picks something other than a fire starter
>he plays Pokemon competitively instead of having fun
>he doesn't use Oxford commas
>he's on the libertarian side of the political compass
>he's something other than ottermode or underweight
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>he plays pokemon
Origorig
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>>34904400
redflags for guys
>he posts his shit thread daily for attention because hes a sad faggot
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>>34904711
don't sage my thread again you fucking nigger