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I'll start

>Graduated in top 5% of high school class
>Prom King
>Dated valedictorian
>Accepted into top 20 global school
>Develop severe depression, drop out during second semester
>Hositalixed for suicidal thoughts
>Get out and try going to school part time at shitty community college
>Same deal
>All my old friends from high school are halfway through college, in relationships, doing internships etc
>Me: No friends, no girls, no job, no education, no accomplishments
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What did you get depressed about?
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>>34901361
School was extremely stressful
Also broke up with gf right before and no girls at new school wanted me so hella lonely
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Can someone tell me the difference between a robot and a failed normie? How can you spot one?

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Any robots tried /nofap/ for more than a week? How was your experience?
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Currently doing No Fap.
Good stuff.
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>>34901317
What effects have you noticed?
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>>34901334
I went 6 months with no porn or fap. I'm not one of the bro-scientists who be like MAKES YOU SO STRONG or GET ALL THAT PUSSY

It just gave me a sense of control and self mastery. Like I own my body, and I'm not completely driven by my sex drive. Overall good experience, doing it again.

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Real Crilly Hours edition
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>>34898426
First for Redgum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bL62Bx9zuE
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>>34898426
All this is doing is making me sad there werent more episodes.
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Ebin-anon where are you? Lets chat lad

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>tfw when you try to talk to some stacies and all they talk about is all the guys they fuck
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>>34897505
>then you talk about all the guys you friendzoned
I see your game, faggot.
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>not being fag hag master race
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>>34897505
Why do you pretend to be a women on the internet? What does it give to you?

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Are any robots from Hawaii?
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>>34897117
moving there.
oregigig
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>Hawaii
>robot
lmao
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>>34897204
I used to live there but moved a decade ago. Now my mom is basically forcing me to move back with her and I just wanted to know if I'd be alone with nothing but normies and tourists.

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Are we going to get back together?
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Will I find a true confidant this year, besides my current therapist?
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Am I insane and I just don't know it?
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Will i ever become happy?
orifjginfs

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>how can chestlets even compete with this?

who is your favourite titty monster anons?
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Kate Upton <3
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>>34891963
>princessdust, nice choice my dude

skittylittlekitty
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>>34891963

Jessie Minx

i fucking love those goddamn udders.

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I feel down, can we start posting sexy 2D thicc girls?
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>>34889928
THICC IS NOT CHUBBY FUCK OFF
WIDE HIPS BECAUSE OF MUSCLE/BONE STRUCTURE = THICC
WIDE HIPS BECAUSE OF FAT = FUCKING FAT
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>>34889979
Is this good enough for you, you faggot.
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>>34889928
Pochaco is a thicc goddess

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In this thread, we hold onto the last hopes we have of rejoining society, as impossible as it seems. Who knows, you might even make it.

Discuss recovery plans, successes, failures, experiences, more failures, and endgames.

Question of the day: How many times do you leave the house per week? Is it not driving you apeshit?
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I try to leave the house at least twice a week. Otherwise I will at least sit near the window or on the balcony. Just getting that little bit of sunlight is progress for me, sad as it is its better than I was a few months ago.

Tomorrow I'm going to go out and eat something on my own and then walk around town a bit or go to the library.
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>>34888221
Even opening the window is refreshing from being a shutin NEET all day. good luck anon.
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>>34888181
I leave the house when I need to (doctor appointment, buy medication, soap, toothpaste or stuff like that). I also go to the shopping mall from time to time to not fall into social isolation.

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Roll!

You can use this thread for any member of your family

mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aneki

Option 1
Go hug your sister and post results.

Option 2
You may also give her head pats or stare into her eyes and say "i love you".
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her 1 of the following lines.

1 - Ive always loved you.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - Ive hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do something together with no consequences what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing that keeps me sane in my life.
Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what other may think.
Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. but the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
Quads - Know that I am not joking! I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this. and i want you to be with me for the rest of my life.

Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case. But not all of them

You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.

THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.

Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
Now go!
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>>34855722
Good job Pat, also do you and em have what you will tell your sister planned out
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>tfw sister died when I was little, and now have little to no memories of her

Kill me now desu
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Anal.... First yo

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Just took a xanax this evening .05mg for reasons, and I might have a drug test tomorrow.

Didn't even think about it.
How to pass drug test. I'm going to interview for a job at 4pm est tomorrow.

Whoops
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Um, they don't test for Xanax, OP. You're fine.
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>>34907042
Xanax is not a scheduled drug funnily enough. Get as barred out as you want as long as you don't smoke any weed
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>>34907055
most don't test for benzos, yeah.

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If you haven't done your daily kegels and neck exercises, now is as good a time as any. Let's get it done, buds!
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>>34906962
post a link to kegel excercises
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>>34907050
here you go friend
https://www.pegym.com/penis-exercises/kegel-exercises-for-men
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>>34907104
hey thanks you'll save my sexlife

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Would you date a girl if she looked like this?
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>>34906811

These costumes just keep getting worse and worse.
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what bootleg catwoman is that
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you must be 18 and oIder

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>get matched with some chick on tinder
>shes pretty cute, somewhat large
>she messages me first
>Hey ;)
>I respond with a non autistic "Whats up?"
>"Hehe nothing much, hbu"
>already know this is going to go absolutely nowhere based on this response alone
>Tell her im watching stand up
>She literally responds with "Nice Nice"
>I dont respond


Why, why even start a conversation with a person if you expect them to do all the talking
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>>34906537
Its called picking up.
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Both of you are lazy as fuck.
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>>34906537
you can really sum up all pick ups like this, even on omegle

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Give me one good reason not to go jump off a bridge right now.
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>>34906438
its cold outside

originallll
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because I need your opinion on this OC.
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Any reason I gave you would be subjective.

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